I need to snark for a minute

Sherry Wota · February 2012

I cannot wait until you are actually married so I don't have to read your constant posts on facebook about how excited you are.

You never even mention your fiance in your "I'm so excited to get married" posts. Never mind the fact that you ALREADY got married last month. You know it hurts me that I still have to wait, so quit rubbing it in!

Much better.

Nebb · February 2012

Oook then.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:d8f40b93-3aeb-4f5d-9320-dd9582924f09">I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]I cannot wait until you are actually married so I don't have to read your constant posts on facebook about how excited you are. You never even mention your fiance in your "I'm so excited to get married" posts. Never mind the fact that you ALREADY got married last month. You know it hurts me that I still have to wait, so quit rubbing it in! Much better.
Posted by 495607062508678[/QUOTE]

YEAH. TELL IT.

Sherry Wota · February 2012

Just a little salt in the wounds sometimes because their parents are taking care of everything. I get pretty tired of constantly seeing all the bragging.

NicoleSahara · February 2012

You know you can block people's status upates, right? Then you wouldn't have to see it.

number55 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:7e6f0f73-e517-430c-92cb-96b6190277ba">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Just a little salt in the wounds sometimes because their parents are taking care of everything. I get pretty tired of constantly seeing all the bragging.
Posted by 495607062508678[/QUOTE]

<div>How does "I am so excited to get married" translate into her bragging about her wedding that her parents are paying for.</div><div>
</div><div>FWIW, most of our wedding was paid for by my dad and I was still pretty excited to get married. </div>

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:7e6f0f73-e517-430c-92cb-96b6190277ba">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Just a little salt in the wounds sometimes because their parents are taking care of everything. I get pretty tired of constantly seeing all the bragging.
Posted by 495607062508678[/QUOTE]

I put salt on my fries sometimes. It tastes good.

Nebb · February 2012

Aww you poor dear! why dont you just have a jack and jill party and make all your friends and family pay for it. Easy fix!

ricksang · February 2012

Deactivate your account, block people, defriend them. You have choices.

maratea · February 2012

Is this like one of those angry letters you write but never intend to send to the person?

ricksang · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:64ea0886-0abc-4661-884a-e1111de34d79">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Is this like one of those angry letters you write but never intend to send to the person?
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
LMAO.

number55 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:e82b8732-d22f-4ee4-9122-8b88c7dacda3">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I need to snark for a minute : I put salt on my fries sometimes. It tastes good.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>Now I want McDonald's fries. You suck AATB :)</div>

DodgersBride · February 2012

I'm eating Wendy's fries right now. Not as good at McDonalds but they'll do.

maratea · February 2012

Also, OMG OP. You've been a member here since 2004? That's when I graduated high school. I hope all of you feel old.

chelseamb11 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:38a27e26-b2c1-419e-8ca1-bd99a579920a">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]<strong>Aww you poor dear!</strong> why dont you just have a jack and jill party and make all your friends and family pay for it. Easy fix!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

I never thought I'd hear that phrase come out of your mouth (well, fingers)

Sherry Wota · February 2012

It's just therapy

There's a lot more to it, but who really cares to read all the details? I just needed vent. Figured this was the board for it.

PS. Wendy's fries are waaay better than McD's

NicoleSahara · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:0175f949-7805-4ddc-9eb8-6fdc6e253687">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Also, OMG OP. You've been a member here since 2004? That's when I graduated high school. I hope all of you feel old.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

Haha me too!

LesPaul · February 2012

2004, with 7 posts. huh?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · February 2012

Our parents paid for our wedding. You should have seen what assholes we were to everyone. I'm surprised anyone even showed up considering no one wanted to be our friends anymore. But I mean, it was the wedding of the century. They'd be idiots to miss it.

number55 · February 2012

I don't think I like any fastfood fries more than McDonalds.

chelseamb11 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:0175f949-7805-4ddc-9eb8-6fdc6e253687">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Also, OMG OP. You've been a member here since 2004? That's when I graduated high school. I hope all of you feel old.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

That means she joined TK 10 years before her wedding..

number55 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:79ff1e1a-fd0a-44e8-9588-b29a0d5ab113">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Our parents paid for our wedding. You should have seen what assholes we were to everyone. I'm surprised anyone even showed up considering no one wanted to be our friends anymore. <strong>But I mean, it was the wedding of the century</strong>. They'd be idiots to miss it.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>I beg to differ. We had thebestweddingeverbarnone.</div>

NicoleSahara · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:53cea5bb-18f9-45dc-bf20-e06d92cbefc4">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]I don't think I like any fastfood fries more than McDonalds.
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

They're laced with coke. I just know it. But only a tiny bit.

number55 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:5dfee06f-630b-4767-914b-af1812cbc19a">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I need to snark for a minute : They're laced with coke. I just know it. But only a tiny bit.
Posted by NicoleSahara[/QUOTE]

<div>It's the salt and whatever oil it is they use to make them in.</div><div>
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NicoleSahara · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:d0313d92-fe25-4b89-9653-b993687c8941">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I need to snark for a minute : It's the salt and whatever oil it is they use to make them in.
Posted by number55[/QUOTE]

Yeah...."salt" ;)

I really like Wendy's fries too.

ricksang · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_i-need-to-snark-for-a-minute?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c2a43297-06ff-4676-a19e-196c30c09a2dPost:0175f949-7805-4ddc-9eb8-6fdc6e253687">Re: I need to snark for a minute</a>:
[QUOTE]Also, OMG OP. You've been a member here since 2004? That's when I graduated high school. I hope all of you feel old.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
I do and fuckyou! :) I graduated in 1994

DodgersBride · February 2012

I was in 10th grade in 2004. OP, McDonald's are so better than Wendy's.

Megbo2012 · February 2012

I was a freshman in HS in 2004.

I'm assuming OP has 8 posts because everyone lost posts in 2006 or something, right?

Girlie1030 · February 2012

I might have joined TK in 2004 the first time I was engaged (I was 29) but heck if I remember. Getting old sucks.

Megbo2012 · February 2012

Edie, you also have to click on "Special Topics" to find the "Wedding Woes" board.

mehgank · February 2012

Koda, I like frostingless cake too. I only like a wee bit of frosting on cupcakes, but regular cake I'm happy with just the sponge. My friend and I joke that we're the perfect match because she only likes the frosting part, so she'll eat the frosting and then hand me the cake whenever we celebrate a birthday/retirement/going-away at work.

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