In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:84d3b1dc-044e-466c-8916-e77fbfdc83a6">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Gross! Nazis, I mean. Not the yeast infection. That's totally natural. Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]
<3
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:9efb0ded-6314-4e5b-9dc2-4452f9a8cc18">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Which looks like a yeast infection. Which you'd KNOW if you just played around with whatever comes out of your ladyparts. YOU RACIST NAZI. Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE] ZOMG don't be telling my secrets n' shitt.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:f799cae1-3db3-43fb-bfdc-b463d1099e8a">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I buy cheese at the farm near my house. Yummy. Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
There is a dairy farm near you? That sounds fantastic!
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:701371d4-2734-437d-9642-846214b127bf">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : One time the girl who lived in the room next to me in college came over and said, "Well, I just got back from the gyno and it turns out that I'm so itchy down there because I have a raging yeast infection." She then plopped her yeasty vag down on my bed. That was gross. Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE] Ewww, I mean how natural of her.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:701371d4-2734-437d-9642-846214b127bf">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : One time the girl who lived in the room next to me in college came over and said, "Well, I just got back from the gyno and it turns out that I'm so itchy down there because I have a raging yeast infection." She then plopped her yeasty vag down on my bed. That was gross. Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE]
Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:0aa8fa5c-01dd-45e1-800c-1f7a6fb3a0bb">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear? Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:2356bd71-0c4e-4bdf-8c36-8565151d950e">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : There is a dairy farm near you? That sounds fantastic! Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:23db3190-dd32-4107-b3c8-858f527a38bc">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Pants and underwear are for people who are opressed by the man. They aren't natural. Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:4b3610fd-28ac-4464-9494-ed1f17fb00e0">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I feel like now I should tell a story about UTIs. Except, I don't have any. Except for that there's a commercial that comes on late at night for some technical institute and it's abbreviated UTI. I giggle every time. Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]
I get these commercials too and giggle every time. They really weren't thinking when they named it.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:0aa8fa5c-01dd-45e1-800c-1f7a6fb3a0bb">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear? Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
Because of her itchy vag obviously! No I'm kidding - I'm sure she was... but it's more dramatic if you tell the story and leave that part up to the imagination. She was wearing a short skirt though and I didn't think a thin layer of underwear was enough protection for my bed.
Boogers. Have those been covered? Because I'm certainly going to judge anyone who picks their nose and wipes it on their couch - either because "it can't be gross because it's natural" or because they're trying to not waste paper (tissue).
I am so glad that I wasn't hungry when I started reading this thread. It would have taken my appetite.
I'd just like to say that delivering a placenta is NOT ripping it out of the woman's uterus. I've delivered my share, and no ripping or wrenching is involved. Just mild pressure to the umbilical cord and some pressure on the mom's belly. Also, most childbirth videos stop before the placenta is delivered, or they are focused on the mom and baby while the doctor is taking care of the placenta.
That's all. This thread has made me laugh, groan and shudder repeatedly.
For some reason the only bodily fluid that truly grosses me out to an uncomfortable point is pimple/abcess pus. Oh my god.
And that's all I have to contribute to this.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:4b3610fd-28ac-4464-9494-ed1f17fb00e0">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I feel like now I should tell a story about UTIs. Except, I don't have any. Except for that there's a commercial that comes on late at night for some technical institute and it's abbreviated UTI. <strong>I giggle every time.</strong> Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]
Good I'm not the only one! I had a UTI that turned into a kidney infection once. I ended up in the ER with 104* fever and I was vomiting everywhere. I seriously felt like I was going to die. It was awful.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:4060ede8-3424-4ec1-b0a7-bfce718b5d47">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I can't honestly say I've ever told anyone when I had a yeast infection, that just seems embarassing to me. Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
Well exactly. It was weird for lots of reasons. That's a. B) is that we weren't that close. c) is that she described it as "raging" and d) my guy friend was sitting at my desk. Ahhh she was fun.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:6dd9c401-cd2c-45a0-a069-c043e4fa0457">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I love fake plastic cheese- Best cheese ever. My nephew told me the other day that he never wears underwear but I let it pass since he is 5. <strong>He told me he feels more free. </strong>Posted by sparent2010[/QUOTE]
Ha! That's awesome. He deserves a high five.
"Halloween may have loose women scantily clad... But Christmas has a pregnant virgin.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:89054e69-295e-4f4b-9f1f-6b0ce3268f00">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]I could tell you all about H's semen analysis. If you are grossed out you must hate the Jews Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
What if I told you about my husbands? Being that we ARE Jews, would that be double bad?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:48a8e982-55c3-4682-be6c-5d2032a00145">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]Mica- I think the ripped out placenta was in a cow or horse? Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Well I did mention a doctor ripping a placenta out of a woman, but that was information I received from my doctor friend when she was in school.
I wasn't saying it always happened, just that sometimes it does happen that way.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:818278a2-1132-4173-ae03-57e6f1458f83">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : What if I told you about my husbands? Being that we ARE Jews, would that be double bad? Posted by sb9411[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:e1bce7b6-7136-47b4-9e29-6f3e82f50423">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Well I did mention a doctor ripping a placenta out of a woman, but that was information I received from my doctor friend when she was in school. I wasn't saying it always happened, just that sometimes it does happen that way. Posted by amys325[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_tk-confessionsayg?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:85781159-8bcf-4bfc-af70-a2061e192131Post:205feaed-1da6-4d72-bcac-1854bad0c122">Re: tk confessions!ayg??</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : ew, lol. I see that being very dangerous to the woman. Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Seriously, I am getting a vivid picture in my mind. And what I'm thinking just <em>can't</em> be right. It just can't.
Re: tk confessions!ayg??
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Gross! Nazis, I mean. Not the yeast infection. That's totally natural.
Posted by Celles[/QUOTE]
<3
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Which looks like a yeast infection. Which you'd KNOW if you just played around with whatever comes out of your ladyparts. YOU RACIST NAZI.
Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]
ZOMG don't be telling my secrets n' shitt.
[QUOTE]I buy cheese at the farm near my house. Yummy.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
There is a dairy farm near you? That sounds fantastic!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : One time the girl who lived in the room next to me in college came over and said, "Well, I just got back from the gyno and it turns out that I'm so itchy down there because I have a raging yeast infection." She then plopped her yeasty vag down on my bed. That was gross.
Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE]
Ewww, I mean how natural of her.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : One time the girl who lived in the room next to me in college came over and said, "Well, I just got back from the gyno and it turns out that I'm so itchy down there because I have a raging yeast infection." She then plopped her yeasty vag down on my bed. That was gross.
Posted by pixiedust84[/QUOTE]
Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear?
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
GROSS!!!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : There is a dairy farm near you? That sounds fantastic!
Posted by MRSBJS[/QUOTE]
Wilson Farms. Awesome stuff.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Pants and underwear are for people who are opressed by the man. They aren't natural.
Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]
Lol
[QUOTE]I feel like now I should tell a story about UTIs. Except, I don't have any. Except for that there's a commercial that comes on late at night for some technical institute and it's abbreviated UTI. I giggle every time.
Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]
I get these commercials too and giggle every time. They really weren't thinking when they named it.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Lol why wasn't your roomate wearing pants or underwear?
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
Because of her itchy vag obviously! No I'm kidding - I'm sure she was... but it's more dramatic if you tell the story and leave that part up to the imagination. She was wearing a short skirt though and I didn't think a thin layer of underwear was enough protection for my bed.
Boogers. Have those been covered? Because I'm certainly going to judge anyone who picks their nose and wipes it on their couch - either because "it can't be gross because it's natural" or because they're trying to not waste paper (tissue).
I'd just like to say that delivering a placenta is NOT ripping it out of the woman's uterus. I've delivered my share, and no ripping or wrenching is involved. Just mild pressure to the umbilical cord and some pressure on the mom's belly. Also, most childbirth videos stop before the placenta is delivered, or they are focused on the mom and baby while the doctor is taking care of the placenta.
That's all. This thread has made me laugh, groan and shudder repeatedly.
My nephew told me the other day that he never wears underwear but I let it pass since he is 5. He told me he feels more free.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]I feel like now I should tell a story about UTIs. Except, I don't have any. Except for that there's a commercial that comes on late at night for some technical institute and it's abbreviated UTI. <strong>I giggle every time.</strong>
Posted by Ash2985[/QUOTE]
Good I'm not the only one!
I had a UTI that turned into a kidney infection once. I ended up in the ER with 104* fever and I was vomiting everywhere. I seriously felt like I was going to die. It was awful.
Teachery Blog
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Teachery Blog
[QUOTE]I can't honestly say I've ever told anyone when I had a yeast infection, that just seems embarassing to me.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
Well exactly. It was weird for lots of reasons. That's a. B) is that we weren't that close. c) is that she described it as "raging" and d) my guy friend was sitting at my desk. Ahhh she was fun.
[QUOTE]I love fake plastic cheese- Best cheese ever. My nephew told me the other day that he never wears underwear but I let it pass since he is 5. <strong>He told me he feels more free.
</strong>Posted by sparent2010[/QUOTE]
Ha! That's awesome. He deserves a high five.
"Halloween may have loose women scantily clad...
But Christmas has a pregnant virgin.
Way cooler." - anna.oskar
[QUOTE]I could tell you all about H's semen analysis. If you are grossed out you must hate the Jews
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
What if I told you about my husbands? Being that we ARE Jews, would that be double bad?
[QUOTE]Mica- I think the ripped out placenta was in a cow or horse?
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Well I did mention a doctor ripping a placenta out of a woman, but that was information I received from my doctor friend when she was in school.
I wasn't saying it always happened, just that sometimes it does happen that way.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : What if I told you about my husbands? Being that we ARE Jews, would that be double bad?
Posted by sb9411[/QUOTE]
Its worse. It means you hate your heritage.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : Well I did mention a doctor ripping a placenta out of a woman, but that was information I received from my doctor friend when she was in school. I wasn't saying it always happened, just that sometimes it does happen that way.
Posted by amys325[/QUOTE]
ew, lol.
I see that being very dangerous to the woman.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: tk confessions!ayg?? : ew, lol. I see that being very dangerous to the woman.
Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]
Seriously, I am getting a vivid picture in my mind. And what I'm thinking just <em>can't</em> be right. It just can't.