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  • Well, I am not special because my FI is in the Marines, so I'm a bitch.

    Can someone in Iowa please find her and punch her for me? hard.
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  • Yeah, those Marines ain't worth sh!t. I mean, my FI doesn't do sh!t for his job and is clearly a dumbass.
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  • bltatabltata member
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    Oh damn.  Sorry non-army military personnel.  Apparently you suck?

    I kid, I kid.  I'm a few pages into the train wreck and have face palmed at least twice.
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  • Yeah, I bring nothing worthwhile to the world because my FI is a Marine. Apparently my own accomplishments aren't worth anything either because of me being engaged to him. My life is wrapped up in his obviously and I offer nothing by myself.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:917cbef2-fbbd-454a-a90d-9f086a2b4d1b">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Yeah, I bring nothing worthwhile to the world because my FI is a Marine. Apparently my own accomplishments aren't worth anything either because of me being engaged to him. My life is wrapped up in his obviously and I offer nothing by myself.
    Posted by ggirl2001[/QUOTE]

    A good military SO is a proud thing to be, but when you act like you are cool by association you just look like a douche.  Live your own life, right?

    I've seen it a million times already. OMG WE'RE SO IN LOVE AND THE MILITARY IS SOOOOOOOO ROMANTIC.  Cut 3 years down the road to a divorce and a baby.  Probably infidelity.  Just beautiful. 
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : A good military SO is a proud thing to be, but when you act like you are cool by association you just look like a douche.  Live your own life, right? I've seen it a million times already.<strong> OMG WE'RE SO IN LOVE AND THE MILITARY IS SOOOOOOOO ROMANTIC.  Cut 3 years down the road to a divorce and a baby.  Probably infidelity.  Just beautiful</strong>. 
    Posted by bltata[/QUOTE]
    Wait, that's not the goal I'm supposed to have? Well sh!t, I'm doing this all wrong. I thought it was about OMG LOVE AND PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER EVER <3 <3 <3.
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  • bltatabltata member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_cn-intro-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:fc1936e8-9816-4787-92fe-fc5e0e300174Post:5d103d87-f901-4546-9fb6-8bf6f908f2d1">Re: CN for Intro thread?</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Wait, that's not the goal I'm supposed to have? Well sh!t, I'm doing this all wrong. I thought it was about OMG LOVE AND PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS AND WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER EVER <3 <3 <3.
    Posted by ggirl2001[/QUOTE]

    At least I set you straight.  Now life CAN be love and puppies and rainbows.  I did this for you.
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  • Page 19: I'm pretty sure DH and I have probably laughed longer reading this than we ever have before at one time..
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : At least I set you straight.  Now life CAN be love and puppies and rainbows.  I did this for you.
    Posted by bltata[/QUOTE]
    Thank you thank you. I do love puppies and rainbows and love.
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  • I wanted to stop a while ago after my stomach started hurting. I even tried the "I don't think laughing this much is safe for a baby" to which my dear sweet....accountant (oh dear god he's not worthy) husband says "Nah, perfectly fine...let's keep going. She's royally pissing me off with her stupidity"
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  • bltatabltata member
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    Are there many threads of this length that people feel compelled to go back and read ALL of?  Yes I am a self professed SB newb and would like to know. *hangs head in shame*
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  • I feel like that intro thread should be saved forever. It is so the best thread ever.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Holy crap Dana. To all the people who read the whole thing, you guys deserve a Swarovski encrusted medal.
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    <div>I would settle for a Swarovski encrusted vajazzling and a willywarmer for my poor H. </div>
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Everybody here gets a school with a school district and a full faculty! If you get this, I love you.
    Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]
    HAHAHAH!

    EVERYONE GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE!
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    [QUOTE]Vajazzling!
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

    <div>You know it ;)</div><div>I was thinking of tanning every day like Katelyn so I could have the leather look to go with the vajazzle.</div>
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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  • Granted I haven't been on TK that long, I lurked for a good couple months and I've never seen anything this entertaining. But mind you, I did say my husband wants to continue reading....for the simple fact that he's pretty close to being drunk and is finding everything overly funny
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Hey I heard on the radio that they bedazzle penises now too! Awesome huh? Ribbed for her pleasure!
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    And there are wigs for penises too!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Hey I heard on the radio that they bedazzle penises now too! Awesome huh? Ribbed for her pleasure!
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    <div>Awesome!</div>
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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    [QUOTE]That thread was the best thing ever.
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]
    I don't really post over here really but that thread made me love everyone from this board.
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    [QUOTE]That thread was the best thing ever.
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

    <div>Well, next to a monster dong ;)</div>
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Well, next to a monster dong ;)
    Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]
    Goes without saying.  As does my love for you.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : Goes without saying.  As does my love for you.
    Posted by ZombieNates[/QUOTE]

    <div>Ditto! You had me at pink sausage..LMAO!</div>
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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  • PS....The next time Katelyn posts, Penny from Dirty Dancing needs to come out and tell her to go backto her playpen!
    BFP #1 1/1/11 EDD 9/10/11 dx:no hb DNC on 2/2/11 BFP #2 12/28/11 natural m/c on 2/6/12 BFP#3 2/16/13 dx:ectopic on 2/27 (given methotrexate)
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  • I'm pretty sure I'm loving everyone right now!
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    [QUOTE]PS....The next time Katelyn posts, Penny from Dirty Dancing needs to come out and tell her to go backto her playpen!
    Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]
    I can't believe that she still posts. It is actually mind boggling to me. I cannot even comprehend it. It makes my brain melt.
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  • I hate when I work evenings! I'm so behind! Stupid shift work...
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: CN for Intro thread? : I can't believe that she still posts. It is actually mind boggling to me. I cannot even comprehend it. It makes my brain melt.
    Posted by ggirl2001[/QUOTE]

    She's either the best damn troll in the history of ever, or we should send her some professional help.
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  • bltatabltata member
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    I freaking love the ladies involved in the thread.........  teach me to be like you?
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