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Random Why(s)

the catthe cat
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Why does my nose run every time I sweat during a workout? It's so annoying to need a snot rag and a sweat towel. Why when u tell someone something they don't want to hear, they repeat it? Example: me to my son "you're punished"...my son "I'm punished?" Why are men called dogs? Is it because they always scratch their b@lls and chase 'cats'? Why call it a hamburger if there is no ham on it? Why are Sunday drivers ALWAYS on the road when u trynna get somewhere? (Sunday drivers are those people who are just driving around to sight see.) Just one a dem days for me. Feel free to express your random why(s). Maybe we could help each other out!
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  • alfdallas21alfdallas21
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    good ones cat...ok here's mine: why in the F does it seem as though the world crashes when you take off of work for 2 funky days and er'body needs you immediately upon your return?? - URGGGGGGG!  
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  • Ladysun083Ladysun083
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    edited December 2011
    Why must FI use the BR with the door open, WTH!! Why haven't I hit mega millions yet? Why is my co-worker sitting behind me chasing this guy thats all over the place..love you girl, but move on!Bridezilla editionWhy must we act ignorant when the camera is on? really why?  
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  • Ladysun083Ladysun083
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    edited December 2011
    Oh Cat your nose is running because..because of the blood flow, when your exercising your blood vessels dialate (vasodialators) so the vessels that are in your nose also dialate, which causes your mucous glands to also flow..
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  • candydipcandydip member
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    edited December 2011
    Why do sweets have to taste so good especially when I need to lose a lot of pounds because I am so damn uncomfortable??Why couldn't I fasten my big jeans this morning and my daughter says MOM, time to lose some pounds?Why are some people so negative?  Do they know that it is annoying? Why would someone call you to make you feel bad for being blessed?  How terrible is that?Why do your children always bust into the bedroom mid-stroke especially when the door was locked and it is midnight?  WTH???  Wait til they get grown I am going to stake out their homes and wait to bust in.
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  • Ladysun083Ladysun083
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    CTFU@ talking their homes!!!! Candice you are a trip!!
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  • the catthe cat
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Candy, I'm telling Mrs.Romey to block your posts. I'm tired of my stomach hurting laughing at you! From stuff rolling back down to kids butsting in mid stroke...i've had E-NOUGH! Lol!!!
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  • MrsDJaxnMrsDJaxn
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    edited December 2011
    CTHU @ Candy's mid -stroke comment! That's hilarious!!!!
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  • blue19violetblue19violet member
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    edited December 2011
    No why(s) but busting a gut laughing at Candy... you a trip.
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  • Crystalis77Crystalis77
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    edited December 2011
    Why did someone steal my surge protector from under my desk and work and unplug everything (CPU, Monitor, ect.)?
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  • MrsW2000MrsW2000
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    edited December 2011
    Y do I lose weight everywhere else except that da*m ten speed spare tire around my middle?  Y? Y? Y?
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  • bigshow2882bigshow2882
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    edited December 2011
    Thanks Candy for that laugh of the Day!!! LMAO!!! Okay here are my whys... Why do this Young man (BF) really thinks that I am going to be a house wife after we get married! Even though I am almost finish with a PhD in Electrical Engineering! Talkin about "Can you a least give it a chance". Brotha pleaseeeee! I refuse to have gotten a degree and not work! Why did we go to the Beach this weekend and I came back with a cold!!! Uuggghhhh!!!!! Why is the summer almost over with and I have done nothin but wedding planning stuff and gone on trips! I have done nothing research related! DAMN! Why BF said that he is stressin over which ring to get me because he thinks that I am going to act like that chick last night on Bridezilla! He need to stop! I am nothin like that chick! LOL!!!
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  • candydipcandydip member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Ya'll laughing but I am so serious.  That just kills the mood!!!!!!  Since the wedding I have really stepped my game up and they interrupting!!!  The 2-year old really broke the lock on our bedroom door. 
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  • SWEETMOCHA_2000SWEETMOCHA_2000 member
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    edited December 2011
    Cat,  I may have an answer for your 1st one.  I  have the same problem only I used to go into a full histamine (sp?) attack, runny nose, sneezing,  watering eyes.  I talked to my Dr. about it and he said I may have a type of activity induced asthma that is manifesting as an allergic reaction instead.  He said I could take claritin D.  It worked at stopping the reactions.  Now I don't have them so often.  I guess I'm in better shape and my body does not feel so stressed or I'm not working out as hard as I used to, hmm???
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  • SWEETMOCHA_2000SWEETMOCHA_2000 member
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    edited December 2011
    Ladysun,  I just got to your explanation of the runny nose that makes since also. 
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  • rhodesignrhodesign
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Why is candydip too crazy! lmfao!Why am I so rational? I can't even make this post without giving some answers! =)Why he asked if he's punished? He's in disbelief and is clarifying in his own head that you are indeed punishing him. or it's a sneaky attempt to confuse you so you won't punish him.okay, so hamburgers are called that because they originated in Hamburg, Germany as ground beef steaks (like what we call salisbury steaks now) so when German immigrants came to the states and started making them as sandwiches, they got called Hamburgers. At least that's one story. There are several other stories relating to the history, but basically it was named after a region. (Some even say Hamburg, NY, but that's obvious that it was named after the town in Germany)Men are called dogs because that's what they are. =)
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  • dst10spr97dst10spr97
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    edited December 2011
    Why do I have a final exam Sunday and haven't studied jack?! Why when I ordered a cheeseburger at McDonalds the heffa asked me if I wanted cheese on that?! Mofo didn't I just say "cheeseburger". Why was I even at McDonalds when my wedding is in less than 90 days and I can jump off a building with my flabby arms and fly? Why Candy make me almost spit out Sprite Zero on my keyboard at work with that picture she painted of her two year old busting down the door? Why the closer I get to my wedding the more I cry? I was looking at veils, I cried, I was looking at the Personalization Mall website Cat recommended, I cried. Why is it that when people see you on the phone or on a conference call they stand at your desk anyway?!Why my stepdaughter traumatizing me by making me do hair because she keeps getting her hair drenched at the pool? Newsflash. I pay somebody to do MY hair, so I sure as heck aint trying to have to do yours everyday.
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  • brobin01brobin01
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    edited December 2011
    "why do you think that b/c u are related to me, you get an automatic invite to my wedding" Not! I ave proof that your a$$ will not bring a gift or give money! That's my why for certain family members!
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  • SWEETMOCHA_2000SWEETMOCHA_2000 member
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    edited December 2011
    dst,  LOL at "I can jump off a building with my flabby arms and fly"
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  • oburrelloburrell member
    100 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Why am I regretting certain elements of my wedding? Why do people keep asking me if I'm nervous or do I have everything ready for the "big day"? I'm not nervous until you remind me of all the stuff I have left to do! Why did I not focuse and lose these last 40 pounds before the wedding? Now I'm scared that I'll look huge in pictures and everyone will be staring at my fat arms. Why has my "friend" not come yet? Jesus, please don't let it be that TOM on my HM! Why have I lost my sense of humor? Ladies, it will come back after the wedding-I promise!
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