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maintenance: please, please turn on the air. I swear I feel like I have a fever every time I come in the office. Just typing makes me sweat. Trust me, you do NOT want to see me come to work in a bikini!4p: please get here asap!debt: pay off yourself, pronto! Kthnxbai!
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  • edited December 2011
    maintenance... turn on the heat!!  I'm shivering!! lol
  • edited December 2011
    4:15: the sooner the better, thanks.the rest of this week: please do not drag on like is typical.  Don't make me be "sick" this week and not come in.train: please do not break down/lack AC on the way home tonight.  I just want to get home, cook FI dinner, work out and do a few chores.  If you are a broken train, I will be cranky and delayed, which is not cool, man.
  • edited December 2011
    4PM - get here soon.  I want to leave. AF - you better be here this week.  I don't want to have taken the "crazy" pills for nothing.  Besides, I have major life plans planned out and you're screwing around with them. DH - please don't have to drive to Norfolk tomorrow.  A flight Wed morning will be much better. Self - get some motivation to exercise tonight.
  • edited December 2011
    Dear rib muscle: Are you strained or pulled or what? OUCH. Can't I even do a 15 minute ab workout without turning 90 years old and getting hurt?Dear Pitt: Change your payment method for staff to checks every 2 weeks, please! These 5 week months are killing me! And it isn't like I'm paid hourly. I still get the same amount every month  regardless of whether or not it is 4 or 5 weeks. Dear coworker: Why do you have to talk like a loud stoner every time you speak? I expect to see clouds of smoke coming from your cubicle when you drag your words out like that all of the time. SHUT IT.
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  • jennybean2010jennybean2010 member
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    FMIL: please stop spinning everything and telling the rest of your family things about me that aren't true and are totally out of context. future family, most esp FBIL, whom i truly do adore: please stop believing her. this is becoming unbearable for me. i hate knowing that people are thinking bad things about me. FI: please fix it! and please start understanding me instead of making me more crazy! thanks! work: you are continuing to wreck my health. new job: please come soon!! self: stop being so cranky. don't let the FIL's bring you doooown!
  • themissizzthemissizz member
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    fetus:  quit making me extra hungry today!dh: quit spending money for work repairs that your company needs to pay for and we will probably never get reimbursed for.self:  get motivated to go to exercise tonight!
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  • McBridetobeMcBridetobe member
    1000 Comments
    edited December 2011
    Handyman:  Please be able to fix our shower tonight without needing us to call a plumber.  Because not showering is no fun.  Laptop:  Please be magically working again.  Wishful thinking on that one!  Day: I'm ready for you to be over.
  • edited December 2011
    Cramps: Go away. New computer: Please come soon!Apt. maintenance: I'd better have hot water when I get home!Co-workers who walk behind my desk: Please respect my space, and walk around my desk instead of being lazy.
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