Did Bethie's confession of boredom last week

KristenBtobe · July 2009

Suck the life out of us?

CaliopeSpidrman · July 2009

Bethie = Boardkilla.I think we're all just in mourning after losing my bestie NQB. It's like the world doesn't even make sense anymore.

FallinAgain · July 2009

egg? chicken? chcken? egg?

Vinny08 · July 2009

My cat's breath smells like cat food. Sorry, I got nothing.

buddhagouda · July 2009

My stomach is rebelling against my decision to diet by growling incessantly. On any other day, I wouldn't be hungry right now.

tastyburger · July 2009

I'm kind of sitting here fuming at my husband right now. So, he has to work a lot. I get it. I knew it, I agreed to it. But forshitsake. When you have a freaking evening off, don't tell me you're too tired to go to the ball game. BUCK UP BUDDY. You can sleep when you're dead.

AngieP900 · July 2009

There is a woman from the Ukraine I deal with at my company, and her username is mstolyar. After a year, I still read it as molester.

tastyburger · July 2009

I know. I want to force him to go drink beer and watch baseball, but I won't. I wouldn't be so upset except that he's not had an evening off since 7/17 and this game has been planned for two months. And it's 21 minutes away. And his poor, lonely, locked-away-in-a-tower wife NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

KayRI · July 2009

I'm mad at my husband too. While I'm sitting at my desk plowing through files getting ready for maternity leave, he's piloting a yacht from New York City to Connecticut and sending me pretty pictures of the skyline.

CaliopeSpidrman · July 2009

You're going to make him drink beer too? That's spousal abuse. Poor tortured Mr. Burger.I'm feeling sluggish because it's so goddamn hot outside. It's a frosty 45 degrees at my desk, but I'm still moving slow. It's supposed to be 105 today. Days like this makes me feel sorry for Goths.

Vinny08 · July 2009

Kay, that would not work for me. You - pregnant, sitting in an office. Him - sailing (boating, whatever, I'm from Denver. I don't know what those water type words are), admiring the cityscape. Sounds like you have the s*it end of the stick on that one.

ftnups · July 2009

cali, days like that are supposed to make you feel bad for ME! Screw the goths, maybe they should have thought about the weather before they picked their team color. You people just get that heat wave out of your system before I get there on the 20th. Heads will roll if I have to contend with it up there, too. :)I do not remember the last time it wasn't over 100 burning frying hot degrees here.

FallinAgain · July 2009

I would be pissed, too, Tasty. I say you take Fallin. THAT'LL SHOW HIM.Hey! NO reason to punish me for Mr. Burger's misdeeds. Baseball, blech.

tastyburger · July 2009

I am not a huge baseball fan but LOVE going to games. If this was a Cubs game, I'd go by myself if I had to, but this is just the Joliet Jackhammers. And it's supposed to T-storm starting at 5 pm. He also just got his SECOND mailed toll violation fine ($187.50 for a missed TOLL folks). So I am just not a burger superfan right now. I'll get over it. I certainly do enough stupid crap.

tastyburger · July 2009

that would be an interesting discussion for sure. I would wager I am very high up on the Stupid Shiit Ladder. I tend to make impulsive descisons, say things I shouldn't, or be entirely overcome by emotions intead of logic. let's save this one for a future boring day when you're around, Fitty.

Mrs.Expchic · July 2009

I lost a pair of underwear I was supposed to wearing at some point today. Thats some stupid shiite.

salimoo · July 2009

Impulsive, emotional sistas forever, Tasty!

FallinAgain · July 2009

Dude. I'd kill him for that toll thing. Then I'd buy him an Ipass.

CaliopeSpidrman · July 2009

I never do anything stupid or wrong. It's a blessing and a curse.

tastyburger · July 2009

:::cuddles Moo::: Fallin. The. Worst. Part. My Ipass is paid for by the company (his). Using my company CC. When I SET THE ACCT UP, I told him, give me your vehicle info and I will put you on my transponder. Nooo, no, no, it's okay, he doesn't want to go out to the lot to get the vehicle info while I am setting up the account. I'll do it later, he says. So then he has a toll trip and says, can I use your transponder. HONEY, I say. I TOLD YOU when I got this that you had to be a registered user or they won't let you use my box. Nooo, no, no, it's okay, he's just SURE it doesn't matter (even though all the literature I received w. my transponder and the website clearly says that you may not use units for unregistered vehicles). I guess the worst-worst part is that he's also really pissed off at himself for being so lame and stupid and he knows I'm pissed off at him for being so lame and stupid and it's making our dealings very difficult right now. it feels good to vent here, though.

samfish2bcrab · July 2009

He should definitely be going to the game given his recent behaviour. it's the least he can do.

FallinAgain · July 2009

Dude. I know it's hard to be all berate-y when they know they are stupid, but common, Mr. Burger.

HappyTummy613 · July 2009

Is this still a post for random stories?I was just at lunch, where a coworker described his romantic life by saying, "let's just say there's a girl who has attained 'little buddy' status." WTF does that mean?

salimoo · July 2009

He met a girl worthy of touching his peepee?

buddhagouda · July 2009

Is a little buddy like a foff buddy? Maybe it's a midget sized foff buddy.

Vinny08 · July 2009

"Little Buddy" is the name of his penis? Way to advertise your goods dude.

CaliopeSpidrman · July 2009

My random story that isn't really a story is that a lady I work with has no forearms (her hands are right past her elbows) and everytime I see her, I think Expee would be fascinated by her.