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Re: I'm obviously buying this.

  • Dustin Diamonds one legitimate chance to matter again, and he's left out. That makes me giggle.
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  • We all know what Screech is doing. Porn.
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  • Also, I think Kelly and Lisa both donned fake hair for this pic.
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  • Dude, where's Screech?
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  • I need that.I always wonder what Lark Voorhies is up to these days.
  • OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGGNDKFHEWIUGAJHSBDAKDHAJSFGSHJFAMBJASBDJHSFH!!1!!!!!
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Yeah, what everybody else said.
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  • Whoa, according to Wikipedia, Lark was engaged to Martin Lawrence at one point in time. The more ya know.
  • From Extra's website:Now a stand-up comedian, Diamond tells People he is no longer close with his castmates and he's working on a tell-all called "Behind the Bell."I remember hating him when he was on Celebrity Fit Club.
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  • May Screech isn't there due to his t-shirt scandal:http://dustindiamondisadick.com/or the fact that last year he signed a book deal to write a tell all about the sex and drugs and other shady goings-on during Saved By the Bell Filming.
  • The person I feel most sorry for in all of this is Jimmy Fallon.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • Gee, do you think they photoshopped Screech out of the picture from 1989?I'll buy it because I'm desperate to know about Leann Rimes separating from her husband.  They married young, but she was so mature for her age and had been through so much!  It doesn't make any sense.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    The only thing "screech" makes me think of is that L&O episode. I can't even remember if it's CI or just regular L&O.
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  • I always thought Leann's divorce would be because her husband was into dudes. Not because of the guy I get mixed up with Dean Cain.
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  • Cali, she had an affair with Eddie Cibrian, didn't you hear?!omg Fitty. That episode brought the LOLZ. I think it was CI.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • But how can Leann live without him? I want to know. How can she breathe without him, if he ever goes? How will she ever, ever survive?

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  • I also like how the cover makes it look like MJ is smiling down upon the SBTB reunion from heaven, like, "yes, this will help the world get over my death."
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  • Cali, she had an affair with Eddie Cibrian, didn't you hear?!Only weekly reports from US Magazine on the status of her sluttery.  Here's a newsflash for them:  NO ONE CARES ABOUT LEANN RIMES.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Dear Noisy,Please never never leave.Your friend, Buddha
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  • But how can Leann live without him? I want to know. How can she breathe without him, if he ever goes? How will she ever, ever survive?True story:  I had a BF sophomore year of high school, and this was our song.  We broke up shortly before junior year, and at the homecoming dance a few weeks later he danced to this song WITH ANOTHER GIRL.  This provoked a lot of Nicole&Matty-style RAGE and TEARS from me.
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  • What a jerk. I hope you had a bathroom breakdown. No HS dance was complete without one.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I broke down in the parking lot.  THEN we all went to a post-dance, co-ed sleepover at the OTHER GIRL's house, and I parked my sleeping bag next to both of theirs so they couldn't hook up during the night.  Sooooo pathetic.  I'm cringing and blushing at my desk just thinking about it.
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  • That song was never sung by Leann Rimes, only Trisha Yearwood.  Don't tell me otherwise.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I have a memory of teaching the HS love of my life the words to that song. He asked me to. I have no idea why. I've been sitting here trying to imagine the context but am coming up empty. All I remember is sitting on the wall along the town soccer field, singing it with him until my mom came to pick me up.HS was weird, man.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • My friend Kasey's bf bought her a corsage for our 8th Grade Dance (we didn't have graduation). She was the only one of us to have a date. He had the NERVE to dance with his ex-gf Stacy! So Kasey threw her corsage in the TOILET! That showed him!
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Something like that happened to me at my 9th grade dance.  My date ditched me almost immediately to spend the evening with his ex.  Rat bastard.  I have no idea why I went with him anyway -- he wore bicycle shorts all the time to keep his boners in check and he tried to make out with me when I was asleep.  I sure did aim high back then.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • he wore bicycle shorts all the time to keep his boners in checkThe best thing I've read all week.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • it seems to me that dustin diamond is the kind of d-bag that would say "no" to this reunion if asked. he really seems to think he's hot shiit or something. i wouldn't be surprised if this is what happened. on the other hand he (well, screech) had the best taste in women. i think lark is gorgeous... nomi and valerie are just alright.
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