Frisky Friday

junebug19 · May 2012

Sorry this is so late-
I saw this question on a FB post and thought it might be interesting:
Have you (or a partner) ever done anything in bed that has guaranteed there would NOT be a next time? (i.e. said something/ answered a phone etc..)

sparent2010 · May 2012

Not yet. Though edible panties are a non-starter b/c they remind me of fruit roll ups and my friend told me a story of losing a hair or two while her then bf ate it, gag.

Ooooh wait. FI once wanted to use warming oil as a lube, holy shitakes my lady parts were legit on fire. I think I cried towards the end. Moral of the story warming massage oils should be kept away from genitals.

Johnsonk313 · May 2012

FI and I thought it would be fun to get frisky in a jacuzzi bath tub once and it did NOT work. Maybe we should have thought to bring some water lube. The hot water dried me out so bad! It was definitely an experience that will not be repeated.

QueerFemme · May 2012

My ex is african american... I am so white, I'm almost transluscent. It was sort of a running joke between the two of us, because I am SO white... and she was super chocolately-dark. We were getting busy one night... and she says to me "Christina, call me a black mutha f**cker. Call me your "n-word". All hotness came to a screeching halt. I was SOO not going for that! I leaped out of bed and was like WTF!??? NO !!! I am NOT calling you that!!!!!!!

I don't know why that was going to sound hot in her head... but, I was not going for it at ALL.

Edit - you guys all knew I was a big ol queer, right? I'm not sure I've ever used gender references on this board before! LOL SO, um.... SURPRISE, if you didn't already know.

sparent2010 · May 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-club-boards_september-2012-weddings_frisky-friday-9?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20Club%20BoardsForum:a464c18c-2e4d-469b-8eae-3865079cb9cfDiscussion:501cd543-3651-4476-a5d6-2d647f87de83Post:0a4e94e3-3b3b-4e65-950f-71f880cd44c4">Re: Frisky Friday</a>:
[QUOTE]My ex is african american... I am so white, I'm almost transluscent. It was sort of a running joke between the two of us, because I am SO white... and she was super chocolately-dark. We were getting busy one night... and she says to me "Christina, call me a black mutha f**cker. Call me your "n-word". All hotness came to a screeching halt. I was SOO not going for that! I leaped out of bed and was like WTF!??? NO !!! I am NOT calling you that!!!!!!! I don't know why that was going to sound hot in her head... but, I was not going for it at ALL. <strong>Edit - you guys all knew I was a big ol queer, right? I'm not sure I've ever used gender references on this board before! LOL SO, um.... SURPRISE, if you didn't already know. :)</strong>
Posted by cmgilpin[/QUOTE]

This made me laugh- I had no idea but now I know :D

celticmyss · May 2012

This has been fascinating.

I had one ex who wanted to pee on me in the shower, which was a no go.

danigirl7181 · May 2012

We tried getting frisky on the beach once, that was a BAD idea. Sand gets in place you never thought possible. That will never happen again. For those that are taking HMs by a beach, DONT try it, it's not romanic at all. Just messy and gritty!!!

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