Sigh. MIL strikes again. 6:20 - Dh's phone rings. Now, he has a VERY loud ringer on his phone, and it wakes me up 10 min before my alarm was set to go off. D@mn her! DH, of course, sleeps through the blast of music7:15 - I'm grabbing my flat iron as the phone rings again. Burn my thumb as I jump. It's MIL again.12:00 - meet DH for lunch. MIL calls 2x and then starts texting. She sends 5 texts in about 30 minutes. Apparently she's downtown with some protesters about illegal immigration or some nonsense (immigrants? Pittsburgh? Are we sure they're in the right city???). She wants to meet up with DH for lunch. DH texts her and says he's out at an appointment and can't do it (LOL). Now he's hiding out working in MY building because we're pretty sure she'll drop in to his gym next to see him. Crazy stalking MIL! Why does she think we're dying to see her?