TMI poll

tlv204 · August 2009

Just to liven things up a little bit.Do your boobs have names? If so, who named them? You? FI/DH? Someone else? Mine are VIP and Biggsie McGee, thanks to my DH's "wit." It's a long story. And not an interesting one. If you want to get super TMI, any other body parts with names?

Moneypenny424 · August 2009

My boobs are named Boobie and Busty

shellydiane820 · August 2009

Their just known as "the ladies"Its not really a name, but if I wear a short dress I always worry that my "britney" will show.I used to say "I don't want to pull a britney" and then it morphed into the previous statement.

bigvoice3 · August 2009

My sorority sisters called your boobs your "personality" and your hooha your "Christmas" As in, "your personality looks awfully large today". And "her skirt was so short she was showing her Christmas to everyone!" Not sure where those names came from...but they stuck.

brookelynpaisley · August 2009

We refer to them as the tatas. Their names are Thelma and Louise. I don't have names for anything else of mine, but FI's... you know... is the Prince because it's pierced, Prince Albert style.

nda_roxybabe · August 2009

They're too little to have names . But I do call them "boobettes" because they're small. Someday, when I get real (fake) boobs maybe i'll name them

ricksang · August 2009

They're too little to have names . But I do call them "boobettes" because they're small. Someday, when I get real (fake) boobs maybe i'll name them HAHAHAHAHAI didn't name mine, but I do touch mine a lot.

tlv204 · August 2009

My chocha is named Virginia. I don't even remember why. DH "named" it probably 4 years ago. His member is named Petey. Again, I don't remember why.Apparently we're really into naming things. It's a good thing I already warned you all about the TMI thing.

mermadison · August 2009

I mostly just refer to the girls as "the boobies". As in, why don't my boobies ever get attention?

louisvillebride21 · August 2009

I got some big ole' fake titties and they are the 'Double Mint Twins'. Cause ya know, double your pleasure, double your fun... It was between that and Suger and Spice. We came up with it the night before the surgery to try to keep me from being nervous.

louisvillebride21 · August 2009

Oh, and I also touch mine. Like all the time. Its kinda weird I guess. I choose to look at it as, I know my breasts so well, I'll be able to catch any breast cancer very early cause I know exactly what they feel like!

katiewhompus · August 2009

I just refer to them as "the girls". It used to be code in college to see how me and my friends would dress for the night. "And the girls will be joining us" meant more revealing clothing would be worn verses "the girls staying home".Dh calls them "Heaven" and "Lee"...yes he's an original one...

ricksang · August 2009

Oh, and I also touch mine. Like all the time. Its kinda weird I guess. I choose to look at it as, I know my breasts so well, I'll be able to catch any breast cancer very early cause I know exactly what they feel like! Good thinking!

MandaBelle1211 · August 2009

I majored in English in college and am a total bookworm. One drunken night FI (then BF) named them Barnes & Noble....sexy, I know : )

jasmineh7777 · August 2009

I'm with you Roxy, no naming until they grow. I'm hesitant to buy some though. Would they lose their bounce? Cuz that's really all they've got going for them.

tlv204 · August 2009

haha, I'm loving Barnes and Noble. I was an English major and am a bookworm too

saschaduran · August 2009

I just kind of hang out and watch TV and hold mine like a man holds his balls. None of my body parts have names, nor do his. Though we refer to hoohas as a twas. Partly because I find the word twat hilarious, and then there was an unfortunate incident in a Bikram yoga changing room in which someone saw a casino executive with a lisp bending over naked. So it was not her twat, it was a twasth, which turned into twas. Oh, and we refer to boobs as Johanssens, after dying to see Scarletts naked and wishing we could. "She is gonna show her Johanssens!!!!!"

agk0125 · August 2009

I also call them personalities. As in "she has a great set of personalities" followed with a large bewb hand motion that resembles me miming fondling my own bewbs if they were huge.But that's only when I'm talking about other people's. Mine don't have names. FI and I don't have names for anything actually. I guess we're really boring.

matjm6 · August 2009

I don't have names for mine, but FI always likes to announce that "IT'S BOOBIE TOUCH TIME!" and stick his hands in my shirt real fast (it usually startles me!). And I touch mine all the time too, like i'll just rest my hands there sometimes, they provide a nice shelf.

saschaduran · August 2009

Hahaha...t w a t is forbidden. I have everlasting memories of my grandma saying that word while I gave my daughter a bath. Make sure you get her t....real good. Uh...grandma that is a disgusting word. No it'snot. Get her t.... real good. My daughter hates when I tell her that story.

nda_roxybabe · August 2009

Jas- I don't know about yours but mine def. won't lose any bounce. They couldn't bounce if they tried. We don't really have any names for each others bits...

tlv204 · August 2009

Umm apparently we're crazy. I thought more people would have named tatters.

thesuninherhead · August 2009

No body parts with names here. Although we do refer to FI's manparts as 'Mane Man', reasoning I cannot recall now but I do remember some sort of joke about it when we first started dating.

thesuninherhead · August 2009

ricks, do you have fake ones? If I had fake girls, I would be naming them.I keep thinking- after kids, fake boobs... which is somewhat ridiculous. By the time I get past the 'kids' bit, I think boobs will probably be the least of my concerns. haha.

saschaduran · August 2009

Mine are fake, but I got them at 21 since I had my daughter so young and had saggy empty little bewbies at the age of 16 and hated them. Never named them though But they sure are purty.

Night_Sprite · August 2009

Mine were named by a gay friend when we were really drunk in college. They were Pongo and Esmeralda. His theory is that the bigger one should be a boy or something. I don't remember.

veronabrit · August 2009

we don't name our body parts.

jfgrad06 · August 2009

I have everlasting memories of my grandma saying that word while I gave my daughter a bath. Make sure you get her t....real good. Uh...grandma that is a disgusting word. No it'snot. Get her t.... real good. My daughter hates when I tell her that story. F-ing DED!!

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