Why are some people so "OMGWTFEwwwwwww!" about having children at their wedding? Honestly, I just don't get it. They don't drink, so it's not like you have to pay for extra booze. Kid's meals are like, half the cost of adult meals so it's not like you'd be piling hundreds more on your food cost. As far as having "adult time", trying telling me that when your drunk Uncle Frank is prancing around on the dance floor to Abba shirtless. Seriously, I've seen wasted adults be far more immature than 5 year old kids at a wedding. I don't understand why some folks are so insistant on not having children at the wedding. Halp?
If I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on the cat.