Awesome favor idea!1!!1!!!

emilykathleen511 · August 2009

http://tinyurl.com/kjg2yp...or maybe not.O.M.G. Really? This is most likely the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.

zippityb · August 2009

I kinda want to send every one of my guests home with a dwarf hamster. I think that might get kinda pricey, though.

AmoroAgain · August 2009

Ha. Love.

NuggetBrain · August 2009

...I would love to get that. "WTF is this, Jan? Are you trying to imply I can't add? What, do you think I'm stupid? Ugh, I always knew you thought you were better than me. Well your husband looks like Mickey Rouke. Suck on that!"

angiebear11 · August 2009

I could see this maybe maybe being cute if the couple were accountants or something.

agk0125 · August 2009

And that's why I only look at the message boards on the knot. The rest of it is filled with lots of sh!t.

wadingmoose · August 2009

Ok. I want one.

meganjane86 · August 2009

I guarantee you that the copywriter who wrote this description hates their life... seriously

ac_in_dc · August 2009

I received a calculator as a favor when I closed on my condo a couple of years ago. I sorta wish they would have just subtracted the $2.40 from the closing costs, but whatever.

zippityb · August 2009

At my previous job, someone STOLE my little handheld calculator that I got at the dollar store. I used it all the time. They also stoled my nice portfolio notepad with the company logo on it. I know it was stolen, because they ripped out the pages that I had written on and left those in my drawer.So yeah, I'd probably like that calculator.

janedoe1113a · August 2009

Because everyone needs a heart shaped calculator.

eastunder1 · August 2009

I'm on love....and I need to add things. If only there was a numbers addin machine to fit this moment. Oh, wait....there is? THERE IS.

eastunder1 · August 2009

IN love. dammit.

wadingmoose · August 2009

I'm on love....and I need to add things. If only there was a numbers addin machine to fit this moment. Oh, wait....there is? THERE IS.No. I just like goofy shiit. I got this from my grandma. She had 5 bobble head dogs. All exactly the same. Five of 'em.

sarah0725 · August 2009

This combines all of my favorite things: math and cheap plastic (pink) tchotchkes that are going to fall apart on the way home in the car.

TheSaltyPeanut · August 2009

[i]Add an extra measure of heartfelt emotion, multiplied by the endless love in your heart, minus any doubt, and you have newlyweds destined never to be divided! [/i] This would be a great FML entry. "Today I had to come up with an awesome slogan to sell wedding favor calculators."

TheCatSaidQuack · August 2009

...i want a dwarf hamster.

rhodesign · August 2009

how about goldfish? they're literally a dime a dozen. ooh, and you can put them in little bowls and decorate them with your wedding colors and use them as centerpieces! It's a win-win!

katiewhompus · August 2009

Actually goldfish are 10 cents a piece :POne of my manager friends had a customer come in who wanted to give hermit crabs as a party favor for her kid. Friend made her bring in signed consent forms from each parent before selling her the crabs.Thank god I don't have to put up with people buying animals to use for stupid/fatal reasons anymore.

salt78 · August 2009

I'm hoping my guests like those. I purchased them in bulk earlier today for my oot bags.

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