I want to see this turtles humping video.We talk through our pets. Last night he asked me if I thought other people did this or are we just weird. I told him I have no idea. Example:me: Possum says "look guys, I can lick my coot!"wes: Chester says "I licked her coot last night!"me: Chester, that's your sister, that's GROSS!wes: Chester says "incest is best put your family to the test."
I always challenged my FI to "Name that song" when various 70s and 80s rock would come on. He sucked at it, and there were a few songs I always asked him about by Rush. He started asking me anytime a Metallica or Rolling Stones song would come on. So anytime he asks me, I usually yell ROLLING STONES! and he'll say RUSH! and then we'll laugh like little kids. We get the side eye.
Heels, that's awesome. Great visuals.Me and my FI also ask each other randomly, "You know how I know you're gay?" then 10-minutes of bantering back and forth ensues.
I have a different turtle video. [url]<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1MygrkDSI&feature=PlayList&p=417A3BFF8AAA5B94&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20" rel='nofollow'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z1MygrkDSI&feature=PlayList&p=417A3BFF8AAA5B94&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=20</a>[/url]
FI also always identifies everything as a "doggie" no matter what it is. We're watching a show on sharks- "Oooh! That's a big doggie!" There's a panther in the movie- "Look at the furry doggie!"
I call FI bear so sometimes I'll go "What sounds do bears make" and he'll hide and then come out rawring at me. I stick my nose in his belly button. I did it once just as a joke and it freaked him out so now I do it all the time.
there's a LOT of "that's what she said."And any words that end in "er" or a "u" sound get the same treatment, ie:Poker? I hardly know herDinner? I hardly know herTissue? I hardly know you*hours* of fun
My SIL got me a gag shower gift: 'lingerie' for our wedding night. Size XXXL panties in 3 different prints. They have gone back and forth a bunch of times - I put a pair in his golf bag, then I find them in my briefcase, I pack a pair instead of a towel for him when we go boating, etc. We think it's hilarious but it's probably pretty lame.We also say "over" instead of goodbye when we're on the phone.
We have a thing with those little Sugar in the Raw packets. Whenever we find one at a restaurant, we put it somewhere that the other will see it unexpectedly (like your Geico thing). Last time I put it in the box of condoms, and he couldn't stop laughing.And I love picking out his belly button lint. He has a major innie. Yeah. Now you know everything there is to know about poli.
FI and I have a game where we poke at each other's stomachs post-meal and try to find where all the different foods are (i.e. "chicken sandwich? is that you?"). We always say it in funny voices. We also have this game we like to play at dinner parties or social events where we totally change the conversation and see if anyone notices or reacts. For example:Dinner party guest: "So basically after that incident I decided I am no longer using Bank of America."Me or FI: "Speaking of Top Chef, did you see last week's episode? That challenge was intense!"I'm glad we're not alone in our weirdness.
My daughter and I have a couple heads we hide around the house. One is a hair stylist head my friend lovingly left nestled up under my covers so when I cam home I thought it was my daughter and that she was dead. Now we take turnds hiding it. The other is a clay head my daughter made me as a child. It has ended up everywhere from the bottom of the toilet to my suitcase in Europe. My husband and I make up lots of songs about my dog Beefy, or replace songs with his name. Especially romantic songs. "Nobody does it better...better than all the rest...nobody does it quite the way Beef does....Beefy you're the best" Oh and we pretty much never use our regular voices while speaking to one another.
J&K....it was the single worst second of my life. I had just got a text from her from work like 30 minutes before. Then I get home and see the head. I am thinking...did my husband have a girl in my bed and she is still here sleeping? did my daughter get sick and come home? I tip toed up to it and slowly peeled the blanket back. I realized in one second it was a fake head but in that one second I fell to my knees and tears shot out of my eyes, and I started hyperventilating. About ten minutes later, after I could breathe agan, I couldn't stop laughing.
We sing "what what in the butt" at least once a day (it's a south park skit). I sing a lot, actually. Like every 10-15 minutes, I bust out into song. Instead of 'I love you' we just say 'love' in person, on the phone, e-mails, whatev. We just say 'love'.We use pet names A LOT (i.e. muffin, dear, shnookums)I sit on his lap at least once a day.FI grabs my boobs and butt at least once a day.. we have a song for that, too "boobs and butt, boobs and butt"No matter what FI is doing - on the phone, sleeping, watching TV - if I'm naked, he's there sayings "boobs"If we don't go to bed at the same time, we tuck each other in.. even if I'm coming to bed 5 minutes after him.. I walk him to bed. I think he has a bit of an obsession with my boobs. I have an obsession with singing.
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