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100 degrees, no air conditioning, sweaty screaming baby

noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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What are three signs that it's time for a drink?

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  • Irishgrl417Irishgrl417
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    The first 2 alone sound like hell so add the screaming kid and I say you deserve the whole bottle.
    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
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  • ootmother2ootmother2 member
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    It was time when the a/c went on you.Do you have enough for margaritas?  With crushed ice, of course.
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  • modb1rdmodb1rd member
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    whatcha drinkin?
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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    amaretto sours

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  • modb1rdmodb1rd member
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    I love those. Mr. Mod teases me for it.
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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    They are delicious, so MR. MOD CAN SUCK IT.

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  • MamaKinMamaKin member
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    that was my favorite drink. when i was 17 and a freshman in college. hehe.
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  • Mrs.BabbsyMrs.Babbsy
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    No A/C is enough to make me drink.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    what's an amaretto sour?Noisy, that sounds terrible. I hope you got good and drunk.
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  • BobLoblawBobLoblaw
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    Amaretto and sour mix. That was my HS go-to drink.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    oh, that seems blaringly obvious now. i am going to go crawl in my embarrassement hole, aka thinkin spot
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  • jbloomjbloom member
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    I have never had one of those, it sounds awful, but I am intrigued by it.  And you guys really drank that in high school/college?  We drank beer.  and sometimes liquor mixed into a soda of some sort.  You guys were high-fallutin'I drank about a jillion G&Ts yesterday.  Those are so refreshing.
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  • wingedbridewingedbride
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    i drank zima, beer and flaming dr peppers.
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  • jbloomjbloom member
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    LOL!My freshman year of college, my boyfriend from high school came up to visit me for the weekend.  He had this huge scab on his face and he wouldn't tell me how it got there.  A couple hours later I dragged it out of him -- flaming Dr. Pepper accident.  I definitely laughed in his face.  Really?  You put a flaming drink to your face and got burned?  SHOCK
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  • noisy_penguinnoisy_penguin
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    Lorne made it with lemon juice and simple syrup. HE'S FANCY. I didn't drink mixed drinks till I was 21 because I was a good girl. I just drank beer before that.

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