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  • Florida is a good place to feed babies.It is also my second home. whore.
  • I keep reading it as Florida too, but I had to hop on the bandwagon start using the slang.  FL is so the sex, I hear.Florida may be bad, but at least it's not Indiana.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Vinny, it's been tripping me up as well.  And you'd think I would have figured it out and processed it enough times by now that I wouldn't have that problem, but it's pretty much the same each time "FL...Florida...huh?...OH, Finger Lakes. Duh. Idiot, why can't you remember that"
  • House Hunters was in Indiana last night. I watched it, but I didn't enjoy it. Just for moo.
  • There was a House Hunters on the other night that was over in my neck of the woods, which was cool.  Except they were looking for a $1.5 million house so I was green with envy.  Still, it was kinda cool to get a sneak peek into a couple of houses I've driven by and drooled over
  • When is the FL trip and who is going? I'm out of the loop and curious.
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  • To further add to my crankiness, I am suffering from a serious case of dry mouth which is making me drink more water than the bagillion glasses I would drink on a normal day. Consequently, I am having to go pee every ten minutes which make me stomach churn when I stand up. I am a pile of fun right now.
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  • shamwow,i saw that one. the one where they got the total reno?
  • I've seen that episode before, so I watched something else.  I hate the ones where really rich people are looking at houses and nitpick about the stupidest things.  I'm also annoyed by people who are like, "This 2500 square foot house is too small now that we have a baby/dog." 
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • ha! my favorites are the really crappy looking houses. I love to make fun, you know me.
  • Sorry Winged, I just can't handle a place where frogs cover the roads after a rain storm.  I felt like I was living the movie "Magnolia." Buddha, how have you been?  Have you ever determined what your skin issue is/was?
  • Uh oh, Buddha has the 'betes!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • I'm not sure which one they ended up with, I missed the end of it so I could go do some bargain clothes shopping.  Because unlike them I do not have the budget for $1.5 million houses.  Or full-price clothes. SUCK IT, RICHY RICHES!
  • It is naptime around here. Which means I only have one arm because I am more comfy than any bed that he could be sleeping in.
  • [i]Buddha, how have you been? Have you ever determined what your skin issue is/was?[/i] Nope. After about three weeks it seemingly went away on its own.
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  • J&J, I'm pretty sure you owe us updated pictures.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • enjoy it, Jen.  Lila won't sleep in my arms anymore.  
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  • Maggie's too busy to sleep in my arms. When she sleeps next to me in bed, she pokes me in the eye and kicks my stomach. It's not nearly as pleasant as snuggling a newborn.
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  • I am popping in and out as I try to accomplish moving in, wedding crap, and basic household chores simultaneously.  Here are the two highlights of my day:-Post Office was out of all but 4 kinds of stamps, so I went with Classic TV Shows.  I was about to put a Howdy Doodie stamp on a thank-you note, when I realized the recipient is slightly buck toothed.  I changed it to The Lone Ranger so he wouldn't think I was mocking him.-The house next to ours is under construction.  I went to the backyard earlier and saw one of the workers looking my way.  He then said to a coworker (in Spanish--I think he assumed I wouldn't understand), "There's something over here you're gonna like."  Now I'm tempted to parade around the backyard in little sundresses once a day.  Either that or sit in a loungechair in a mumu and belch loudly and often.
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