A son of a family friend of Mike's parents (you follow?) got married last year. I don't think I ever shared their doosy of a registry. Besides the standard crockpot, tools, kitchen utensils, it included items like this:Glide dental flossToilet paperPaper platesCutter insect repellantNivea Smooth Sensation lotion (I think that's the stuff that's supposed to reduce the need to shave...)

Ready to rumble.