Because there is NO WAY all of this is happening today!First, the birth certificate issue with Sandals. Now, FI calls to tell me that our DJ has been banned from our AHR venue! So we now have no DJ.I hang up with FI and the alterations lady calls to tell me that there are "issues" with my dress (actually she said, "I'm about to pull my hair out and you have to come over tonight"). We leave in 20 days...reception the weekend after we get back. I sit in absolute SOBER awe...when it rains, it really does pour! It will all work out...even if we have to have a pretend ceremony because our paperwork is screwed-up and I am in a half-done, still-pinned dress...and our reception will be quiet enough to hear the crickets chirp (we'll change our theme to "ZEN"). :::staying positive...and staying in my chair instead of hitting the bar across the street::::