Anything you want to say?
Apparently I work with people from Pawn Stars, so I will use their alisas.
Dear Chumlee,
When you come into work? Yeah, you're supposed to be availible to work. Not constantly off in the back of the warehouse smoking. You never get your shiit done and I'm sick of it. Sick.
With much hate today,
LVB
Dear Old Man,
First of all, I DON'T CARE. You interrupt my work with stupid shiit. No, I don't know or care why they call a refrigerator a 'fridge'. I'd like to get my work done, thanks.
Secondly, my desk is 'always' a mess because you ONLY ever see me in the middle of the day. You come in late and leave early. You see me when I'm in the middle of 5 projects. Try coming in early and you'll see it nice and tidy. Or leave with the rest of it and it's all cleaned up.
Thirdly. STOP WITH THE POLITICAL EMAILS. I don't give one fart about Obama or Biden. But? I'm about to start wearing an I
Obama shirt just to piss you off.
Lastly? Just because I'm a WOMAN does not make me your fuucking slave. You want someone to treat like ass? Get your own damn assistant.
With thoughts of homicide,
LVB.
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs