Ok, so my FMIL just sent me an email today asking me to help her look for a dress to wear to the wedding. Our taste is
completely different and she's about 5'0" and I'm 5'10". I haven't been 5' since I was in about 5th grade. So my dilemma is that I have NO IDEA where to take this woman to look for a dress. To quote her, she is "really short, have a very fat body, no tits." Again, these are her words, not mine. I don't see her as being fat at all, but the other two are pretty accurrate!

Also, I told her that my mom's dress is long and flowy and she just about had a heart attack because she does NOT like long (duh, she's short) and doesn't like flowy. SOOOO, does ANYONE out there have any suggestions on where to take her shopping in Des Moines that would fit her taste? I'm at a loss for ideas... ANY help would be appreciated!!!!
Thanks!!!