Crop Circles

[Deleted User] · September 2009

So, the google artwork today got me thinking. Crop circles are cool, even if they are a hoax. What are your thoughts? How do you think they are made? Have you ever seen one IRL?

notquiteblushing · September 2009

Crop circles are real. Aliens abducted me for ten hours in 2001.

mrsLesGrossman · September 2009

That explains everything.

notquiteblushing · September 2009

They come in peace though, most of them.

J&K10910 · September 2009

Totally real. They're made when your landlord is a moron and cuts your lawn in circles, but doesn't check for rocks first. One circle gets done, he hits a rock, breaks the mower and doesn't come back to finish it for a week. Easy.

ggmae · September 2009

I think they are the product of someone with way too much time on their hands. I've never seen one in real life. Whenever I see a picture of one, I think of Signs. That move creeped me out!

[Deleted User] · September 2009

J&K - I am so going to start mowing my lawn in crop circles from now on. Except I'm going to make them form a diick. I think that would be really impressive to the aliens.

J&K10910 · September 2009

I told that story once before and Bec said she was going to do it. I wonder if she ever did. You should, and take a picture and post it for me.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Sometimes, after FI mows, I wonder if was trying to make designs or just being really fuucking lazy.

amblizman · September 2009

I saw a documentary on crop circles once. These guys took big boards and drilled holes in the sides and attached rope. Then they used the rope to hold onto the board while they put their feet on the board and shuffled around to trample down the corn. Now, I don't really understand how a couple of hicks with rope and boards can map out elaborate patterns in a dark cornfield, probably while drunk... but that's apparently what TLC wants us to believe.

dnb1982 · September 2009

My boss's husband and friends made on while they were drunk one night. Scientists examined it and everything, apparently nobody knows that it was just a bunch of drunk guys that did it

Nebb · September 2009

My thoughts are you reminded me ive been wanting to watch signs again. I love that movie.

BecW2be · September 2009

I mow crop circles in my lawn all the time if it's long enough! I also write messages to my girls and we laugh at them. It makes the horrible chore of pushmowing over half an acre a little more bearable. My neighbor asked me once if I had any sort of method to mowing. I said, "Yes, the short method."

Last week I got chased by a damn snake while mowing! There were no crop circles that day.

ggmae · September 2009

Cew - During my sophomore year of high school, the seniors dug the outline of a huge penis on a hill right next to the student parking lot. It was both awful and hilarious. The poor maintenance guys attempted to fill it in, but it was still very noticeable. Rumor has it that it made it into Playboy.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

I agree that it's probably just a bunch of dudes with boards. I still think they are amazing to look at.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

gg - That is so cool. We used to have this boss that we all hated. He was super cheesy about Christmas and always put up obnoxious Christmas decorations all over his yard. I really wanted to take one of those light decorations that shine jingle bells, santa, rudolph, etc. up on the side of the house and change it so that a c0ck and balls was all lit up on the side of his house. It would have been amazing, but I suck at follow through.

BecW2be · September 2009

I spent one drunken December night riding through neighborhoods and putting the light up deer behind one another like they were humping. I'm not proud.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Bec - You and Me. This Christmas. Christmas decoration defamation spree. We'd be like naughty ninja elfs.

BecW2be · September 2009

OMG can we go to that place between us that does the big lights? The golf course???? WTH is it called? I vote we get snockered, get someone to drive us to the border, and break in and do dirty things to Pete the Dragon and the pilgrims and their chuckwagon!

J&K10910 · September 2009

I'd like to join you guys, and take a knife to everyone's stupid giant blowup things. Seriously, blow up dolls are for desperate losers who can't get laid, not your front yard at Christmas.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Are you talking about Tanglewoods? If so, I am only like 5 minutes from there. When I was in HS, we used to get drunk and go through the lights just to laugh at them (they weren't all that funny, but we were drunk HS girls, so ya know). I really think we are on to something. FI will totally drive us. I vote we turn as many decorations as possible into diicks and depictions of various sex acts.

BecW2be · September 2009

TANGLEWOOD!!! I couldn't remember. We are so there. Are we still meeting 10.11?

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Heck yes! I'm counting the days.

We could probably do some Halloween related damage then.

BecW2be · September 2009

On a Sunday afternoon? Damn, you are hardcore! I think I love you!

[Deleted User] · September 2009

J&K - This guy who lives down the street from me puts up about 10 of those monstrosities and leaves them up until April, but he looks like he makes award winning chili out of people, so no one tells him to take them down.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Sunday is the best time. That way we could frame all of the Satanists.

J&K10910 · September 2009

Yeah, he doesn't scare me. What's his address? I'll send a letter. lol

[Deleted User] · September 2009

Everytime I read anything you write, I picture your cat saying it and it makes it so cute. Damn it.

missy68 · September 2009

I see Bec and cew in McAdenville this Christmas and I am highly amused. It will never be the same.............................. cew..................... TONIGHT!!!!! BB!!!

[Deleted User] · September 2009

I know. I can not wait! I am hoping that FI will take my son and entertain him so that I can watch without interruption.

BecW2be · September 2009

Missy, you could always come back and go with. I'm just sayin...

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