Oh LovelyMissNikki

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

WELL my husband would never want to be with a woman who uses no-no words. I guess if your husband is into strumpets and questionable floozies then GOOD FOR HIM but DONT JUDGE ME FOR BEING BETTER THAN YOU. La, I bet half of these women have had the S-E-YOUKNOWWHAT somewhere other than a bed, DURING THE DAY. I think that speaks for itself.

jadebaby · September 2009

Fake Fake Fake!

*BeachBride0410* · September 2009

If I am not mistaken doesn't church and the bible tell you not to judge others? Ladies what makes you think you can judge us then, especially me for never reading the bible? Believe it or not I used to go to church for many years when I was younger, Episcopal church actually. Just never sat down and read it cover to cover.

shannonalise · September 2009

Bravo Nikki. Honestly, it's not even a funny troll. It's a bit too over the top. You should go back to the drawing board and come up with one that isn't so obviously fake. It's only fun if people believe you.

georgia_bride09 · September 2009

nikki and la le, you are both amusing. Carry on.

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

I take it the Twilight board and S&R are no longer taking the bait with the family cloths, huh?9 to 5 caught on after a while, too, though I did get a hilarious PM directing me to a message board JUST FOR STRIPPERS out of it.

La (de) Le (da) · September 2009

I also imagine they allow their husband's to disrespect them by watching p-o-r-n and possibly even wasting their seed with masturbation. The purpose of the union and the act of s-e-x is to procreate. I'm appalled at the language and thought process of these young women. I feel sorry for their husbands.

JennD88 · September 2009

WELL my husband would never want to be with a woman who uses no-no words. I guess if your husband is into strumpets and questionable floozies then GOOD FOR HIM but DONT JUDGE ME FOR BEING BETTER THAN YOU. La, I bet half of these women have had the S-E-YOUKNOWWHAT somewhere other than a bed, DURING THE DAY. I think that speaks for itself.I think this is proof in itself of how much of a joke they are.

shannonalise · September 2009

La, I bet half of these women have had the S-E-YOUKNOWWHAT somewhere other than a bed, DURING THE DAY. I think that speaks for itself.Not even REMOTELY believable. I can almost *hear* the bad acting in my head.

smokeybailey · September 2009

Shannon: hockey sticks = LLMiss Nikki: what exactly are you shipping up to Boston?

La (de) Le (da) · September 2009

If I am not mistaken doesn't church and the bible tell you not to judge others? Ladies what makes you think you can judge us then, especially me for never reading the bible? Believe it or not I used to go to church for many years when I was younger, Episcopal church actually. Just never sat down and read it cover to cover.Ok seriously? I had to giggle at this.

shannonalise · September 2009

Champagne! You and I must have been raised by the same pack of wolves! That's exactly how I treat FI. Biitches need to mind. And then yesterday, I asked him to beat me ferociously with a chair while I repeatedly kicked him in the balls. It was fun.

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

Miss Nikki: what exactly are you shipping up to Boston?Not sure yet, but we're thinking we're gonna use those spiffy flat rate boxes!

jadebaby · September 2009

I dont think Nikki read her bio lately. If we are sinful potty mouths, then what are you when you wrote in your bio "Yup. That's right. I have a folder where I save the tacky sh!t I find while browsing for ideas/vendors/sources for wedding stuff and find the strangest crap.. or ugliest crap. Or a combo of the above two. Take for example this classy blow-up wedding arch from the Oriental Trading Company!"Huh? What does that make you!?! Where is your respect for your husband?

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

Champagne! You and I must have been raised by the same pack of wolves! That's exactly how I treat FI. Biitches need to mind. And then yesterday, I asked him to beat me ferociously with a chair while I repeatedly kicked him in the balls. It was fun.A lot of men enjoy being kicked in their BA DOUBLE HOCKEYSTIX. When I worked as a dancer there were a lot of customers who paid me to stomp on their no-no bits. I had a lot of fun and it was relatively little work to pay for my latex nun habit.

salt78 · September 2009

[i]I also imagine they allow their husband's to disrespect them by watching p-o-r-n and possibly even wasting their seed with masturbation. [/i] Is it still a waste if he catches it in a jar afterwards and stores it in our freezer?

anna.oskar · September 2009

[img]http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u83/jst8761/dv/devil11.gif[/img]

shannonalise · September 2009

Is it still a waste if he catches it in a jar afterwards and stores it in our freezer?Not at all! You just have to make sure to thaw and eat within 72 hours.

ac_in_dc · September 2009

salt honey, that is just wrong.

futuremrsdawes · September 2009

[img]http://www.photochopz.com/gallery/data/500/gaythreadsimmons.jpg[/img] seriously that might be the worst attempt at trolling ever

*BeachBride0410* · September 2009

Ok seriously? I had to giggle at thisGiggle away, because we are all laughing hysterically at you!

betrothed123 · September 2009

I take it the Twilight board and S&R are no longer taking the bait with the family cloths, huh?9 to 5 caught on after a while, too, though I did get a hilarious PM directing me to a message board JUST FOR STRIPPERS out of it. That's too bad. I was enjoying those threads last night when I couldn't sleep. A board JUST FOR STRIPPERS sounds like it could be fun. Maybe you could learn some tips. Even though god kills kittens everytime someone masturbate, I hear he's a huge advocate of seductively removing clothing for your husband.

RachNRich · September 2009

I bet half of these women have had the S-E-YOUKNOWWHAT somewhere other than a bed, DURING THE DAY. I think that speaks for itselfWhy yes, yes it does. We are all dirty wh0res.

La (de) Le (da) · September 2009

OH NOEZ! You're all laughing at me?! What am I going to do? *runs off and cries because the beebees on the knot are laughing at her*

BecW2be · September 2009

I hate when I walk into a thread and step in BatShitCrazy. It's impossible to get off the bottom of your shoe.

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

All 'trolling' on the Knot, Nest, and Bump (oh god, especially the bump) is kind of the internet equivalent of pushing a wheelchair down the stairs.Plus, I got called out in an entirely new thread so it wasn't that failtacular.

salt78 · September 2009

Rach...I'm getting these for us to wear when we hang out. [img]http://images1.cafepress.com/product/53696681v4_150x150_Front_Color-Black.jpg[/img]

La (de) Le (da) · September 2009

LMAO @ "God kills kittens every time someone masturbates" Hilarity. Catholic? hahaha!

anna.oskar · September 2009

WOW! Here's a post that's not quite christian http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/22882326.aspx

LovelyMissNikki · September 2009

That's too bad. I was enjoying those threads last night when I couldn't sleep. A board JUST FOR STRIPPERS sounds like it could be fun. Maybe you could learn some tips. Even though god kills kittens everytime someone masturbate, I hear he's a huge advocate of seductively removing clothing for your husband.Yeah this was like a totally separate message board but I imagine there is a lot of trainwrecky gold if you look for it, haha.

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