You know you've been knotting too long when...

pumpkinpumpkin · September 2009

When you see something on TV, in a magazine, etc and think "soandsoknottie would love that". When you can hardly resist the urge to tell off your engaged friends when they say, "I don't care if my mom is paying, it's MY day!!"

BecW2be · September 2009

When you wake up in the middle of the night worrying about a knottie who is, in fact, a complete IRL stranger.

aMrsin09 · September 2009

When, on your honeymoon, you see a red van that has "strangers have the best candy" written on it and you take a picture so you can give it to Colleen.

aMrsin09 · September 2009

When you have to stop yourself from using FI/DH in conversations.

vallyhoo · September 2009

When you see a package of cake mix in the pantry and decide you just have to make them because Whitson's sig pic gave you a craving... and you take a picture of it for proof.[img]http://i35.tinypic.com/ezpfo1.jpg[/img]

pumpkinpumpkin · September 2009

When you're working on wedding stuff, come across a bump in the road, and can't wait to post about it. When you have dreams about E and Jews and WWII. True story.

TiDa2009 · September 2009

When you almost refer to FI as "FI" in real life conversation.

TheSaltyPeanut · September 2009

I did a "save as" letter to a client and named it "snarky letter to atty smith"

bbyckes · September 2009

When you actually care about what is happening to them and you tear a little (yes, actually tears) when you congratulate them on their upcoming wedding. Because you are genuinely happy for them.

salt78 · September 2009

Knottie dreams. I have them pretty often now. Most recently: Nugget and I were at the mall and we were laughing hysterically at something, although I can't remember what we were laughing at now.

anna.oskar · September 2009

Weird. I had a dream about Nugget too.

alixzafiris · September 2009

[i]When you have dreams about E and Jews and WWII. True story.[/i] This is amazing.

mandapanda78 · September 2009

When you have dreams featuring Knotties. When you wonder how they're doing when you're away from your computer. When you get genuinely excited for their wedding pictures (I can't wait to see Julezlee's!!). When FI starts asking me how P&E was today (although when he asks it sound like peenie, and that makes me giggle)

amlewis83 · September 2009

When a margarita no longer reminds you of Mexican, but Fish(e).

bbyckes · September 2009

When I've actually said to FI, "Do you want to see my friend's wedding pictures on The Knot?" or "This is what my 'friend' on P&E looks like." I hate to tell you ladies, but he just doesn't seem to give a shiit. I'll keep working on him though.

LesPaul · September 2009

When you can't wait for Fishy's next siggy pic. Or you really want to be part of Nugget's blackup.

SwedishChick2011 · September 2009

When you start dreaming about Knotties. When you are actually concerned about a Knottie's health, promotion, bar exam, problem with their FI/DH, or whatever.

gkb0910 · September 2009

similiar to P2 when you see something at a store that reminds you of a knottie/her wedding. (I saw some pumpkin things at a store last night and immediately thought of Bec).

jfgrad06 · September 2009

When your driving down the road and see a license plate that says " TIDE " and a particular knottie comes to mind

sarabellam · September 2009

When you worry about other knotties because you know they live in areas that got SLAMMED with rain last week, and you hope they didn't get flooded. How about it, cacoffer? Any damage?

wadingmoose · September 2009

You crave cupcakes like you've never craved cupcakes before.Seriously people. I've never really had cake cravings of ANY kind. Pie, sure, cake? No. Now? I'm painfully tempted to just buy the tub of frosting at the grocery store just to satisfy the craving.Damn you all!

jfgrad06 · September 2009

Or when you find yourself speaking/texting in knottie lingo. Example, I find myself texting things like "OMG my MIL is a BSC AW"

wadingmoose · September 2009

BTW, I paid homage to Fishy last week. I had TWO margaritas with my dinner.

bbyckes · September 2009

Sara, luckily hardly any damage. We were spared. How 'bout you? I don't know if you were affected by the rains much at all. Let's add also when you know the basic geographical area in which a knottie resides.

Nebb · September 2009

When your husband knows all the stories about drama going on and funny things that have happened, because you talk about theknot as well as spend all day on it.

pumpkinpumpkin · September 2009

When you genuinely wish your meeting would get moved to Calgary so you can meet Mandy. Despite the fact that I have 2 cousins with 2 little kids and an aunt that lives in Saskatoon....and I'd rather meet Mandy.

[Deleted User] · September 2009

I tried to use the word butthurt in a sentence yesterday and no body laughed. It made me realized that no one I know IRL is as cool as you biitches. Sad face.

sarabellam · September 2009

cacoffer, we had a little water in the basement, but nothing that my steam cleaner and a dehumidifier couldn't handle. We were lucky.

RachNRich · September 2009

no one I know IRL is as cool as you biitches.This. I've got so much Knot crap in my head--and when I try to make jokes IRL like I would on here--no one gets it. And it only reenforces the amount of time I spend on here.