J & EMMER EFFING K.

J&K10910 · January 2012

I don't care about Star Wars because I'm not a nerd
I was popular in high school, I don't know if you heard
I feel sorry for your husband when you try to cook
You set brownies on fire with a recipe from a book

crfische · January 2012

We'll be going to see Frank the friday of the week,
But on those other days, a GTG I would seek.

Nebb · January 2012

oh are we actually supposed to be rapping?

crfische · January 2012

Yo' shoes they too big, kind of like your head,
I heard through the grapevine, that you suck in bed.

J&K10910 · January 2012

Violence? Who Me? No I'd rather threaten.
At least when I talk, my friends I don't deafen.

Nebb · January 2012

Maybe sunday, if that works? I work the thursday. Keep me updated!

crfische · January 2012

I hate it when I laugh at other people's raps,

But that was so funny, it gave me the...craps?

J&K10910 · January 2012

Be careful who you listen to
Lest they lead you astray
But at least I'm not a home plate hoar

not even for a day

crfische · January 2012

I'm sorry to talk poop, that shiit's for SB,

I can't help it that in college, this hoe was E-Z.

allisong23 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_j-emmer-effing-k?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:09dc5ddd-3025-4f66-a64e-12298d22fce3Post:7d809364-bb0a-41f1-9a53-19b37e54e326">Re: J & EMMER EFFING K.</a>:
[QUOTE]My name is J, I'm not the K, Now sit back and listen while I put it down on Christy Rae. She thinks she so hot, she thinks she so cool but when she yells about her posts, she looks like a fool
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

Word to yo' mother, J.

*fist bump*

J&K10910 · January 2012

At least you're honest, I think that's cool
I really am sorry for calling you a fool

crfische · January 2012

I'm sorry, but you can't have babies on your team,

They tend to tip the scale in your favor, it would seem.

crfische · January 2012

I don't buy your IM SORRY, this must be a trap.

Are you trying to skew the results of this rap...

battle?

ootmother2 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_j-emmer-effing-k?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:09dc5ddd-3025-4f66-a64e-12298d22fce3Post:64527276-7a0f-4928-b921-f0a31db280c6">Re: J & EMMER EFFING K.</a>:
[QUOTE]NEBB WINS. Join the battle rap.
Posted by FutureMrsFezz[/QUOTE]

um, excuse me. count my posts and the blue balls that indicate the 25,000 posts that I lost when fishe lost her big deal 8,000

J&K10910 · January 2012

I can't help it if she thinks your rapping's whack
I could beat you any day with one hand behind my back
I don't need babies, and I don't even think they're cool
It's just too bad that your rapping smells like baby drool

allisong23 · January 2012

Little baby k don't pick no sides.

Come chill in his crib if you need to hide.

crfische · January 2012

Don't you dare minimize my loss, OOT,
Or I'll come over and drink all of your wine...FOR FREE.

Celles · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_j-emmer-effing-k?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:09dc5ddd-3025-4f66-a64e-12298d22fce3Post:5db5e98e-3028-4702-97cf-c60bf4cdc56a">Re: J & EMMER EFFING K.</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: J & EMMER EFFING K. : um, excuse me. count my posts and the blue balls that indicate the 25,000 posts that I lost when fishe lost her big deal 8,000
Posted by ootmother2[/QUOTE]

I call shenanigans!

That doesn't rhyme.

crfische · January 2012

Who the hell smells baby drool, your brain must be whack,
All I want in this joint is my 8 thousand back.

J&K10910 · January 2012

it looks like someone hasn't really dealt with their loss
Affecting your judgment maybe, just admit that I'm the boss.

Nebb · January 2012

ok are we really having a gtg fische, I cant tell if that was just for lyrical sake or for real.

crfische · January 2012

Celles is the ref, unofficial it may be,
But home girl knows her rhymes, GOD DAMN IT OOT.

crfische · January 2012

I'm going to Toronto, believe me, it's true.

And if we don't see each other, I might kill you.

*DISCLAIMER: I'm not really gonna kill nebb. Unless she steps in my web.

J&K10910 · January 2012

Hey, hold the fucking phone, I'll be right back
who are these clients that make me work?
now THAT'S what's whack!

ootmother2 · January 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_j-emmer-effing-k?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:09dc5ddd-3025-4f66-a64e-12298d22fce3Post:129ea4f5-e69e-4a5e-817f-eef4ae83ed2d">Re: J & EMMER EFFING K.</a>:
[QUOTE]Don't you dare minimize my loss, OOT, Or I'll come over and drink all of your wine...FOR FREE.
Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

got no wine

old knottie was here visiting this week and she drank it all.

I'm too old to rap

crfische · January 2012

I'll take that as a forfeit, blame you, I can't.

Try to keep up with this machine? Obvies, you shant.

J&K10910 · January 2012

Oh hey, what was that about violence you said?
looks like you forgot your own rhymes and your raps just shiit the bed

Nebb · January 2012

Technically you do have to see me to kill me, just sayin. I swear on all that is holy, this will happen. When do you leave on the 20th? will sunday work?

crfische · January 2012

I feel like OOT's style is more like Haiku,
You're out of wine? Well, that's freaking new!

crfische · January 2012

I'll fly out on the 20th, sadly that's true.

but Thurs or Saturday, i'd love to see you?

Or maybe on Friday, if even for brunch.

Or perhaps you'd be down for a nice cocktail lunch?

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