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jfgrad06 · October 2009

Ever come home from work to find a drunk guy in your bathroom wearing a giant banana suit? Happened to me.Top that?

SwedishChick2011 · October 2009

Ever come home and find out that your H didn't flush the toilet when he probably should have? Yeah.

MeaghanandMichael · October 2009

I did wake up in the middle of the night in my hotel room when I was at a wedding. What did I wake up to? One of the girls I was sharing a room with was having sex with the groom in our bathroom. (She was his ex). It was klassy all around. Hey, at least it was the night before the wedding riiiight? BARF.

salt78 · October 2009

I had a business meeting once with a room full of midgets.

shellydiane820 · October 2009

oh my gosh! that's horrible!Megan wins!

ButtonsPepper · October 2009

M&M - HOLY CRAP

vicmo5 · October 2009

One of the girls I was sharing a room with was having sex with the groom in our bathroom. (She was his ex).What happened after that?! And why was his ex at the wedding if he still wanted to do her?!

jfgrad06 · October 2009

Coco - Ugh, grossMeaghan - OH WOW! That's horrible

ScarletGem · October 2009

I was leaving work late one evening and just as I pulled away from my building, 3 guys jumped in front of my car. They were all naked (or quite nearly) and painted blue from head to toe. I only got a glimpse of them before they all ran away.They didn't have an excuse as good as the banana guy's though. It wasn't a Thursday.

SwedishChick2011 · October 2009

Yup. M&M wins.

wadingmoose · October 2009

I've come home only to be ambushed by Mormons...

ScarletGem · October 2009

Yeah, Meagan, what happened? Did the wedding still happen??

rhodesign · October 2009

Don't know that I can top it, but I woke up one morning in college sleeping on a couch in a room that was not mine, nor was it anyone's I knew, nor was it even on my floor. That's not where I went to bed initially.

jfgrad06 · October 2009

Hah Scarlet, sounds like they were ready for a sports event?

kkchisholm · October 2009

meaghan... did he get married the next day?

ScarletGem · October 2009

jf - you called it. It was my first fall on this college campus, and the big football rivalry game was the next day. Apparently some of the opponents' fans decided to show their support in a very let's-get-naked-and-paint-ourselves-blue sort of way.

rhodesign · October 2009

Meg--that is insane! We gotta know what happened next! Did the wife ever find out?

MeaghanandMichael · October 2009

I shared a room with a bunch of girls from grad school/work. I don't even know why I was invited to the wedding. It was so bizarre. The wedding went off with out the slightest hinderance the next day. The couple is still married and are actually expecting. I don't even keep in touch with them or the girl who was the ex so I have no idea the rest of the story or if the couple is happily married. The worst part: she admitted the next morning to texting him to come over and bring condoms. He had left his phone in the room his fiance was sleeping in so there is a good chance she could have seen the messages. Some people just don't want to know.

salt78 · October 2009

[i]I've come home only to be ambushed by Mormons...[/i] This sounds like it would be a great plot for a horror film.

sucrets4 · October 2009

...for the boy?Let's give the boy a hand!

mandysmear · October 2009

My sister was walking down the trendy 17th avenue once and saw a homeless guy sleeping on a bench in front of wendys with his diick hangingout. Hand on it. He fell asleep while masturbating in public.

salt78 · October 2009

Maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my love and one man show oooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

mocha beans · October 2009

Ever go to a wedding (where the unity candle wouldn't light, premonitions maybe?) where the groom was found screwing the MOH in the bathroom...at the reception...by the bride's father? Yeah, too bad dad was frail and dying.

Soon-to-be Mrs. Vogt · October 2009

Clearly, I need to come visit all of you guys. My life is just too boring.

salt78 · October 2009

Oh my god, Mocha. For real??

jfgrad06 · October 2009

Ever go to a wedding where the groom was found screwing the MOH in the bathroom...at the reception...by the bride's fatherWHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!

ScarletGem · October 2009

Yeah, too bad dad was frail and dying.Did he have a heart attack, or did he just kill the groom? I could see it going either way.

SwedishChick2011 · October 2009

Mocha, that's terrible!

MeaghanandMichael · October 2009

ok MOCHA FTW!! details? what happened?

mocha beans · October 2009

Or, ever drive FI/then BF home while he's drunk, he tells you to pull over so he can hang his head out the open door to puke, then don't bother to check and make sure he didn't actually puke IN the car? Just an FYI, always do that because the smell coming out of that car the next afternoon after sitting in the hot sun on a 90+ day would have killed a vulture.

kikibaby · October 2009

Mandy, I also had the horror of seeing a homeless dude with his peen in his hand. He was at a park, right out in the open.

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