terrible, no-good movies

pdxmouse · October 2009

Not just bad, but you can't believe anyone would really enjoy it and judge people who do. Gattaca. Dramatic, overwrought, slow motion chase scene, anyone? And it never acknowledged that the horrifying discrimination of the future looks a lot like horrifying discrimination of the past, but in the future it happens to good looking white people. The horror!

FallinAgain · October 2009

Remakes of Planet of the Apes and King Kong. Almost anything with Will Ferrell or any former SNLer.

AngieP900 · October 2009

Memoirs of a Geisha. And I'll be controversial and throw out Benjamin Button.

cmc714 · October 2009

The Hills Have Eyes.

lindsayll · October 2009

The English Patient. It was utter torture to me. I don't relate at all to people who love it.

FallinAgain · October 2009

All torture porn.

lindsayll · October 2009

Well, if we're including porn, anything that has to do with poo or pee.

FallinAgain · October 2009

Torture porn is different for me from porn porn.

pdxmouse · October 2009

I find porn hard to watch in general because there's not usually a real plot or narrative. I don't relate to the characters and find myself wondering how bored the actors really are. Kinda ruins the sex. Any of the Rocky movies. How is Sylvester Stallone not like fingernails on a chalkboard?

wingedbride · October 2009

I liked Gattaca. Any of the Saw movies.Over the Top.

pdxmouse · October 2009

Well, then I judge you. It's okay I love love some horrible movies too. I didn't see Benjamin Buttons because of how much my mom liked it. Anything she likes that much usually sucks. Patch Adams is one of Mr M's favorite movies. Let's all judge him.

CaliopeSpidrman · October 2009

Mouse, Cannon was telling me about a porn she wants to see where the girls are all zombies and instead of saying, "Braaaaaaaains," they all say, "Coooooooooooock." That sounds like it might be worth watching.

pdxmouse · October 2009

Possibly worth watching, but not likely to get me hot and bothered. Maybe I'm not understanding the point of porn though.

shanollee · October 2009

I'm sitting in Angie's wheelchair. I did not enjoy Benjamin Button. It's possible I could have if it hadn't been slower than father christmas and a brazillian years long, but that was not the case. I actually looked at J halfway through the movie and shouted OMG WILL THIS MOVIE EVER ENDWe also had a really terrible one not long ago from netflix, but I've already forgotten what it was. I guess it was so bad I blocked it out

wingedbride · October 2009

I still want the two hours I watched Lost In Translation of my life bck.

KayRI · October 2009

The last Pirates of the Caribbean. I just don't see the appeal.

CaliopeSpidrman · October 2009

I feel the same way, Kay. And I can't believe I watched Black Dahlia all the way through. I kept hoping for some redeeming quality to appear, but there was none.

wingedbride · October 2009

I am with you two Kay and Cali. Also, the superman movie, whatever it was called. Wonderland or somthing.

Vinny08 · October 2009

We just watched Observe and Report. It's hard to watch a movie where every single person is a scumbag. On the flip side, I did just see a movie that caused me to get eye sprain from the side eye that I gave my husband when he suggested it, but I ended up really enjoying - Hamlet 2. Good times.

shanollee · October 2009

that Ben Stiller movie The Hearbreak Kid

AngieP900 · October 2009

Anyone ever see Happiness? I assure you that movie is about anything but.

Vinny08 · October 2009

Angie, I think I made it about 5 minutes into that movie. Doesn't it start out with a very sad, pathetic masterbation scene?

AngieP900 · October 2009

I believe so. I tried to block my memory of it. I remember a diddler dad who drugged his son's friend and raped him in his sleep and a super depressed chick. I sat in horror with my jaw dropped the whole time.And I am all for foffed up movies. Requiem for a Dream is one of my favorites. But Happiness made me die a little.

wingedbride · October 2009

Spanking the Monkey is about a mom sleeping with her son.

TSD · October 2009

Towelhead. I guarantee most of you don't even know what it is. But, trust me, it's awful. We didn't turn it off because we just couldn't believe what we were watching. A Prairie Home Companion. We walked out of it in the theatre about halfway into it. I'd never done that before.

BobLoblaw · October 2009

I just watched Towelhead! Yeah, not good and very disturbing.I liked Gattaca. I went through a Jude Law phase for awhile.I thought "Burn After Reading" was awful and I LOVE the Coen bros.

salimoo · October 2009

Moulin RougeTalented Mr Ripley

BobLoblaw · October 2009

OMFG YES. Moulin Rouge is the worst piece of garbage ever created.

salimoo · October 2009

The only reason I did not walk out of Moulin Rouge was because it was 900 degrees outside and I had to kill time and it was the only movie playing in our local theater.If not for my love of popcorn and air conditioning, I would have left. And possibly burned the film reel on my way out.

Irishgrl417 · October 2009

Fight Club-although I keep getting told I should give it another chance.The Village and The Happening. Although I watched The Happening with Riff Trax so it was bearable.

Cneajna · October 2009

Dracula 2000, I think...some crappy dracula movie anyway. First and only time I not only cursed aloud in a theatre but also left. And I have an unnatural affinity for Dracula.

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