My friend got a wedding invitation today that had this super long poem about how they already have toasters and towels and plates, but what they can use is money. It then goes off to saying, money is better because then you don't get 2 of the same gift.Well, Mr. and Mrs. Money askers are getting married at Little Flower. The most expensive catholic church in Miami. It cost $2905 "donation" plus $10 for the information packet. Does anyone find this ok? The poem was something like this one, but not this one: We'd love you to come to our weddingWe look forward to seeing you there.But please could you do us a favour?And show us you really do care. We have all the toasters we needAnd kettles are easy to findBed linen we have in abundanceAnd clocks that we don't have to wind The glasses we have are quite lovelyAnd the cutlery still has it's shineThe ornaments all have their placesAnd the furniture all looks just fine. The white ware is even still gleamingThe microwave cooks up a treatThe washer is still quite effectiveAnd the iron still keeps our clothes neat. So if you'd like to give us a presentSave a trip to the stores or the netIt's the money we'd rather be gettingAnd its easier to wrap it, we bet. So please come help join us togetherHelp celebrate our special dayBut please don't come loaded with boxesThey would only get in our way!