Cautious Afternoon Thread?

annakb8 · December 2011

Fuuck. Now I want gummy bears. No alcohol though.

adamar15 · December 2011

What's wrong with just drinking alcohol?! Sweet baby jesus, people are ridiculous.

ErinG93 · December 2011

Oh my god. You are telling me girls put these soaked tampons in their lady bits? Heaven help us.

dumdumfroggie · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:d120d43b-7393-48fe-9fca-a5a0952ba201">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]Dumdum - that's disgusting. Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? Do you wake up one morning and think to yourself, "Hey, I think I'll prefer shoving vodka up my hootenanny, that's a much better idea than drinking it!" Cheese and rice.
Posted by rachers1017[/QUOTE]

<div>Oh and if you're a guy you shove it up the bum.</div><div>
</div><div>Yeah, it's ridiculous. Of course a couple of years ago there were people doing eyeball shots, basically dumping vodka into their eye so it would get directly absorbed.</div>

midgetthemighty · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:9248a4bb-10e8-441c-9321-8cbd35b0a047">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]I read about the tampon thing Adamar. Apparently it's the "new" way to get drunk. Basically the alcohol gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. It's really dangerous, as expected. There's the irritation and swelling factor, also because it's absorbing directly there is no gag reflex for when you've had too much so alcohol poisoning is much more prevalent.
Posted by dumdumfroggie[/QUOTE]

I am mortified.

abbalish · December 2011

Vodka soaked gummy bears sound amazing!

But wait...the tampons....they soak them in vodka, and then put them inside youknowwhere? WTF?

adamar15 · December 2011

Midge, I see your mortified and I raise you a flabbergasted.

annakb8 · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:0a86617b-3b7a-4ae8-b7c3-d67eff2152b1">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]What's wrong with just drinking alcohol?! Sweet baby jesus, people are ridiculous.
Posted by adamar15[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Well, I think the people doing this are not 21 so it's harder for them to just drink it. But yeah, it's crazy. I love my booze but I have never wanted to be drunk that badly.

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midgetthemighty · December 2011

Adamar, that made me chuckle.

Humanity has lost major points today.

Loopyseven · December 2011

vodka tampons... loses half the fun of drinking.. it's a social thing. I question those who want to do it via tampon.

ErinG93 · December 2011

What is wrong with a water bottle of vodka if the goal is to be sneaky? I'll keep my hoo-ha free of burning substances, thanks.

adamar15 · December 2011

But if they have it to soak their tampons in then they could just drink it instead, couldn't they? Are they only able to get enough to soak a tampon in? I am very confused by the modern college student. Just find someone that's old enough or get a fake ID like everyone else. SIMPLE.

annakb8 · December 2011

I think it's the same thing as downing 12 shots 5 minutes before you go to the bar. But you know, worse.

baystateapple · December 2011

Eagles -- ahahahaha.

Ski, that is the cutest coat ever!

Adamar -- EW. That (disgustingly) reminds me of a terrible sex story a friend of mine from college told me. She was getting sexy with her bf when he blindfolded her and told her to lie down. Then he poured vodka on her crotch. He thought it would be sexy. She said it was the most horrible, painful thing ever. Needless to say, they didn't last long after that.

annakb8 · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:f115a780-aecf-4b10-a0ec-b8ff5c35fd75">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]Adamar -- EW. That (disgustingly) reminds me of a terrible sex story a friend of mine from college told me. She was getting sexy with her bf when he blindfolded her and told her to lie down. Then he poured vodka on her crotch. He thought it would be sexy. She said it was the most horrible, painful thing ever. Needless to say, they didn't last long after that.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

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dumdumfroggie · December 2011

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[QUOTE]Eagles -- ahahahaha. Ski, that is the cutest coat ever! Adamar -- EW. That (disgustingly) reminds me of a terrible sex story a friend of mine from college told me. She was getting sexy with her bf when he blindfolded her and told her to lie down. Then he poured vodka on her crotch. He thought it would be sexy. She said it was the most horrible, painful thing ever. Needless to say, they didn't last long after that.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

<div>Holy shiit! That is freakin' terrible. Why in the hell would that be sexy?!?</div>

adamar15 · December 2011

He probably saw it in some awful porn and thought it was a good idea, Bay. I have absolutely nothing against porn, but sometimes it causes people to think things are a good idea that are just BAD.

baystateapple · December 2011

AHAHAHA Adamar, that's probably exactly what happened. Porn is the last place men should be looking for sex tips. Ever.

Froggie, I have no idea. Omg. I felt so bad for her. Just thinking of it again makes me cringe.

ErinG93 · December 2011

Rach - I used to do that too. Too bad you got caught! I don't understand quite how this works. Is the tampon soaked pre-insertion? Wouldn't that be difficult to um, insert?

midgetthemighty · December 2011

Holy crap Bay! Whatadouche.

On that note, I'm leaving work y'all. I may be back tonight my lovlies. Have a great day!

dumdumfroggie · December 2011

Yep, Erin - pre-insertion. I have no idea what the difficulty level would be as I've never tried it...ouchie!

But, I'm guessing it probably wouldn't be too bad, those things hold a lot of liquid and can still remain pretty much intact.

Gawd this conversation is gross.

[Deleted User] · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:d50024f5-7049-4a9d-a6cb-d6b785614679">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread? : Oh and if you're a guy you shove it up the bum. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Of course a couple of years ago there were people doing eyeball shots, basically dumping vodka into their eye so it would get directly absorbed.
Posted by dumdumfroggie[/QUOTE]

That sounds like burning ouch ouch ouch. The tampon thing is bizarre too. yeesh.

Also, rachers, "hootenanny" and "cheese and rice" both cracked me up.

adamar15 · December 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_cautious-afternoon-thread?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:6904c9df-3620-4ffb-b418-1a5712bc3fabPost:7e74d814-0abc-4e7b-b7f3-dbc038280de1">Re: Cautious Afternoon Thread?</a>:
[QUOTE]AHAHAHA Adamar, that's probably exactly what happened. <strong>Porn is the last place men should be looking for sex tips. Ever.</strong>Froggie, I have no idea. Omg. I felt so bad for her. Just thinking of it again makes me cringe.
Posted by baystateapple[/QUOTE]

YES. Although I am curious about the lady porn (as is geared towards ladies, not girl on girl) that Mehg (I think?) was talking about. I always forget to google it at home though. Seeing as how a reminder was sent out this morning about the internet policy, I don't think it would be a good idea to try it now.

ErinG93 · December 2011

Well, gross. On another note we are setting up our Christmas tree this weekend! Squee!!

[Deleted User] · December 2011

If you're shoving vodka tampons up your cootch-knocker to get drunk, then you, my friend, have some serious problems. Gross.

I just got to my mom's and no one is here. So I hung out with the really fat kitty for a bit (she is getting HUGE) and now I'm watching TV. Mom should be here in 20 minutes or so and then she'll kick me off the computer since it's "momma time, not computer time!"

jemmini6 · December 2011

It makes me feel old to say "the things kids do these days"...and I'm only 24. How have things gone so downhill in the 3 years since I've been 21 that people think it's a good idea to get drunk through their vaginas?? (assuming the majority of girls doing this are underage)

annakb8 · December 2011

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world would be having better sex if porn didn't exist.

sleblanc72 · December 2011

Well this was crazy to come back to. WTF is wrong with people that soak tampons in vodka and people like you mentioned Bay?! I'm really losing faith in people I think.

jemmini6 · December 2011

...and that is also a question I never thought I'd have to ask.

Loopyseven · December 2011

Enjoy computer time while you got it Sesh.

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