omg, you guys. i don't know when they started doing these again but holy moses. these got GRAPHIC, yo.
okay so stasi (... i know) and her husband chris met in like high school and got married like they day they were legally able to so you know it's smarts all around. oh, and because they have a case of the poors (chris is a line cook and stasi (SIGH @ that name) works part time), they live with stasi's mom.
because the economy is in the toilet (thanks, OBAMA), chris convinces stasi that, three little pigs-style, that they should go out and seek their fortune in the world -- in washington, specifically. omg you guys, portlandia is right -- washington is where 20yos go to retire.
in order to reduce expenses, chris and stasi take only what they can fit in their car. they start by getting rid of their clothes. some of stasi's jeans do not fit! whoa.