Confessions

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

I confess that I just went to set down my water glass, misjudged the distance, and shattered it into pieces. I confess this happens so often that I'm thinking of buying only plastic.

In a similar feat, I only have three stairs. The other day, I managed to fall down them, get all four limbs up in the air, and land with my spine directly on the stair. I know have a bruise on my spine.

nda_roxybabe · August 2010

ouch! Are you the fall up the stairs type like me?

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

Yes, and it is really quite embarrassing. I'm also a knock things down and run into things type.

katiewhompus · August 2010

Oh Jas, that sucks

Katie is like that with stairs lately. She goes realllly slowly down the big flight of stairs because they are long and scary, then really fast down the short set. Except when she goes quickly down them she ends up missing the bottom step and face planting. Now I have to stand in front of her so she just face plants into me and can put her feet where they need to be.

nda_roxybabe · August 2010

Yes, I'm a tripper too which is especially embarrassing when I have heels on because people assume I just can't walk in heels. The truth is, I can't walk in general.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

Oh poor Katie! She's got the excuse of being old though. I just lack grace.

I confess that I never get hit on by men. So when a bunch of guys hit on me at the fair yesterday, I was confused. They were all carnies and fair workers, so my only conclusion is that I attract circus folk.

nda_roxybabe · August 2010

Aww poor Katie

Jas- thats kind of funny. Maybe all kindsof men check you out they just never say anything. Guys never, ever say anything to me but I see them look at me sometimes? But yesterday on my way into the library some guy my age said "blue looks nice on you" I was like thanks! It was odd and nice.

Night_Sprite · August 2010

Ouch! I'm glad that landing on your spine didn't cause any permanent damage, Jas.

katiewhompus · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_confessions-9?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:b167a8b2-167b-4744-8091-4cfa4d81b3c5Post:3f224a10-cf60-47bc-8cf1-0fd91fad2258">Re: Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh poor Katie! She's got the excuse of being old though. I just lack grace. I confess that I never get hit on by men. So when a bunch of guys hit on me at the fair yesterday, I was confused. They were all carnies and fair workers, so my only conclusion is that I attract circus folk.
Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]

Ok now I've apparently scared the dog with the laughter. Stop it!

kimheartsscott · August 2010

I confess that I also never get hit on, so when my 17 year old neighbor and his friend were checking me out the other day I strut my shiit around like nobody's business.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

Only to my pride Night, only to my pride.

jasmineh7777 · August 2010

Well, I'm going to put my glass breaking, sideshow butt to bed. Night ladies.

nda_roxybabe · August 2010

Night Jasmine! You sexy thing

thesuninherhead · August 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_confessions-9?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:b167a8b2-167b-4744-8091-4cfa4d81b3c5Post:68877c70-70ab-4090-83fe-6e659e5975b8">Re: Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I confess that I totally judged someone for not knowing what Creme Brulee is.
Posted by nda_roxybabe[/QUOTE] I feel very sad for people who don't know what Creme Brulee is!

[Deleted User] · August 2010

I confess....

that I eat Hidden Valley Ranch dressing plain

that I'm disgusted by our messy house, but am often too lazy to clean it

that I'm terrified of big, black and yellow grasshoppers

MarriedInAFever · August 2010

Props to anyone who can pull off gladiator sandals.

I confess that I completely obsess over our honeymoon.

apricot239 · August 2010

Hmm I confess that I have a ton of stuffed animals on my bed and can't sleep without my Nacho.

[Deleted User] · August 2010

Nacho butt. Nacho balls.

aprovencher21 · August 2010

I confess that despite saying I wasn't going to buy more shoes.....I bought 4 new pairs today. I justified this expenditure by saying I need them for graduate school.

I confess that I'm tired of hearing my friend bitch about her marriage. I know relationships are rough and all but if you guys keep breaking up, getting back together, turning to God, praying for your marriage to work, blah blah blah you all need to figure some shite out.

I confess I adore shark week but now I'm terrified cause all of the shark activity is focused in the Bahamas and South Africa. I'm going to the Bahamas for my honeymoon.....I'm a little freaked.

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