Oh! Just thought of the best penis-related poll question!

apple_green · November 2009

What do you call your FI's penis? This was a question on the Newlywed Game recently. My answer: I'm pretty sure I just say penis

katiewhompus · November 2009

This could get interesting...Normally his penis is just referred to as "him" or "he"

crfische · November 2009

Apple, you are a bad influence when it comes to polls.

nda_roxybabe · November 2009

Mostly, penis.

mocha beans · November 2009

Pretty much anything but penis.

NotNumbers · November 2009

If we're being super-silly, it's Darth Invader. Not often, though, just for giggles.

tlv204 · November 2009

Petey. I'm the lame one that actually uses a name occasionally. He calls my hooha Virginia, but at least there's a story behind that one.

panda&squishy · November 2009

He'd kill me if he knew I was telling strangers that I call his penis Albert.

shellydiane820 · November 2009

Apollo...its a joke. And I have a cha-cha.

apple_green · November 2009

Oh these answers are good! My fave is disco stick! Yes fishy, you're right. I like to ask the questions that everyone wants to talk about!

sarah0725 · November 2009

Umm.... not sure I want to talk about it. I've been known to say some silly things.

BioGirl21 · November 2009

peen or penis mostly

shanwalk2 · November 2009

Pedro.A long story that I won't get into.

betrothed123 · November 2009

It depends on my mood.

NotNumbers · November 2009

Aw, come on Sarah. It can't be worse than Darth Invader!

HilaryH1231 · November 2009

Winky. FI thought this was the most hilarious/clever thing ever.

tlv204 · November 2009

I guess I should be more honest, its name is Coconut Pete, which turned into Petey and his Coconuts. 10 pts for anyone who knows who Coconut Pete is. I'm not proud but it made me giggle.

novascotiavalleybride · November 2009

Princess Sophia. J/k usually he or him.

Nebb · November 2009

"my favourite thing"

ScarletGem · November 2009

Nebb, can you get Julie Andrews to sing about it?

playtntsbpg30 · November 2009

usually "him, or he"

PreppySailor · November 2009

the "warming rod"... our first apartment was SO cold in the winter time haha

RachNRich · November 2009

Wiener.

Mrs. Bella · November 2009

lol this is a funny poll. his "yahoo" among others

megk8oz · November 2009

Thorax The Impaler (It's a long story)My vag is "Hello Kitty"

Brie2010 · November 2009

Sasquatch.

saschaduran · November 2009

I call it a penisth. (Imagine the lisp) And he calls mine a twasth. (Twat with a lisp. This word cracks me up. And my grandma used to say it and it always cracked me up then.)