Job Poll

betrothed123 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Usually in these types of threads I say I'm a prostitute so I wanted to switch it up a little. But actually yes I am a huge Chelsea fan. :) And it's not very classy or chic today, but it has it's moments I guess.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

Dammit, Salt, I was || <-- that close to saying I was a hooker.

missy68 · May 2010

Dammit Salt, you came clean too soon. I was trying to come up with a good one like stretch tester at a condom factory.

But I liked the mortician.

salt78 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]stretch tester at a condom factory.
Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

<div>Woah! 10 points for creativity on that one!! :)</div><div>
</div><div>Betrothed - Hooking can be our side job. Just make sure you don't tell the girl that just posted in Sadie's B-party thread because you would DISGUST her.</div>

Night_Sprite · May 2010

H's mom really is a cheese tester. It's what she does all day. She tests cheese. Part of the testing involved microwaving it and then stretching it.

SarahPLiz · May 2010

I'm an accountant. I direct the accounting office at a university. See siggy for elaboration

salt78 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]H's mom really is a cheese tester. It's what she does all day. She tests cheese. Part of the testing involved microwaving it and then stretching it.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

<div>Does she ever have problems with constipation?</div>

missy68 · May 2010

(filing away for future use as salt-approved)

Night_Sprite · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Does she ever have problems with constipation?
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]
She didn't even call her son back on Mother's Day. I have no idea about her life, let alone her bowels.

salt78 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : She didn't even call her son back on Mother's Day.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

<div>Well that's rude. I'm wishing constipation on her then.</div>

Night_Sprite · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Well that's rude. I'm wishing constipation on her then.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]
Yeah, his parents make me grateful for the awesome that is my parents.

betrothed123 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Woah! 10 points for creativity on that one!! :) Betrothed - Hooking can be our side job. Just make sure you don't tell the girl that just posted in Sadie's B-party thread because you would DISGUST her.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]

OGL that chick's H needs to take his balls back from her something fierce.

Night_Sprite · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : OGL that chick's H needs to take his balls back from her something fierce.
Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]
Amen, sister friend. I don't understand when people "don't let" their spouses do something. How does that even work?

Example: Oh, you'd like to masturbate? No, you can't masturbate.

nyrek · May 2010

salt...thank you for the laugh...I was all like "Sweet...A mortician." Beeotch. It would be a cool job, though.

Randi...thanks for the good vibes. And I'm no superwoman...just nuts.

mewebster59 · May 2010

Office administrator ina mutli-specialty drs office. Train new workers, audit workers, fill in for people when they are out....boring....I'm an office slave

Night_Sprite · May 2010

Oh, by the way, I'm a grad student working on my second master's degree. I'll graduate in May 2011.

salt78 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll :Example: Oh, you'd like to masturbate? No, you can't masturbate.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

<div>I imagine that both this and the no getting turned on by strippers would also include wearing some kind of metal underpants. </div>

Night_Sprite · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : I imagine that both this and the no getting turned on by strippers would also include wearing some kind of metal underpants.
Posted by salt78[/QUOTE]
Don't Google chastity belts for men from your office. Happy Wedding!

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SarahPLiz · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Don't Google chastity belts for men from your office. Happy Wedding!
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

I think that's generally a good idea.

maratea · May 2010

I work at a publishing company, as a copy editor. We produce arts/crafts magazines, books and kits with a few nostalgia publications in there as well.

betrothed123 · May 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Job Poll : Don't Google chastity belts for men from your office. Happy Wedding!
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]

A while back on one of the nest board someone posted a link to one of these, and said she uses it to keep her H in line. If she feels he's been good all week she gives him a few extra minutes without it on. Only the one she posted had spikes and shiit in it. I showed it to my H. He freaked out just at the thought.

rchavers · May 2010

KD I cannot believe you met David Tutera! I love him and would totally freak out if he came and did my wedding! The girls on the show are so not as excited about him coming as they should be! That man knows how to plan a wedding! BTY way I looked at your profile and love your dress!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · May 2010

I work in online marketing and I'm a part time grad student studying US history.

LesPaul · May 2010

I'm a CPA, and I work for a utility company.

SheDiva4 · May 2010

[QUOTE]I run my mouth for a living.. I'm the afternoon DJ and promotions director for a top 40 radio station in CT. It's a nifty job. Posted by jennylove810[/QUOTE]

Way too cool, what station? can I stream your station online?

I'm in advertising in Chicago, but then again so are 6 million other people..Not very orginal.

SarahPLiz · May 2010

I think if David Tutera showed up at my door, I wouldn't open it. That man can go hang his crystals from someone else's centerpieces. His idea that a wedding on a budget can't be awesome and exactly what they couple want just pisses me off. When he told some chick that she couldn't get her cake from a grocery store, I turned it off and never watched again. What a materialistic asshat.

Shazzie116 · May 2010

I work in graphics for a small fragrance company.

Meaghann17 · May 2010

I am a supply teacher, hoping to get a class of my own someday. I also tutor and sell avon for extra money.. and waitress occasionally!

aecappelli · May 2010

Just finished my teaching certification and hoping to find a job. I currently substitute and I'm a bartender.

Tinkx123x · May 2010

Everyone has awesome jobs!! The only one I would never consider would be a mortician but only b/c i would be a bit freaked out (even though salt confessed that is not really her job)

mizri · May 2010

OK, I promise not to be bad on this poll... lol.... Right now, I'm a SAHM and I am working on starting my own business. I make Renaissance garb, mainly for children. I have a love for Ren Faires, and a natural talent with a sewing machine. Figured I'd put it to use.

I used to be a DJ a few years ago and I loved it! It was only small town at first, then overnights in a larger city. I miss it sometimes.

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