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Elle1036
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NEY 12 Days of Christmas
Elle1036
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I'm bored and need some holiday spirit. Let's have some fun.
On the first day of Christmas, NEY gave to me... 1 engagement pony.
Who's got day 2?
On the first day of Christmas, NEY gave to me... 1 engagement pony.
Who's got day 2?
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Re: NEY 12 Days of Christmas
[QUOTE]On the second day of Christmas NEY gave to me 2 hilarious threads of mean girls quotes...is this supposed to rhyme because I'm just not that creative!
Posted by bethsmiles[/QUOTE]
Haha. No rhythm or rhyming necessary. I just wanted to fill up 12 days with inside jokes. Day 2 is done. Who's got 3?
"His farts smell like Satan's asshole mixed with a skunk's vagina. But it's okay, because I love him." -CSousa
[QUOTE]On the 8th day of Christmas, NEY gave to me eight surprise ice rink weddings!
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]
I was really hoping someone would come through with the surprise ice rink wedding.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY 12 Days of Christmas : I was really hoping someone would come through with the surprise ice rink wedding.
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]
<div>I can read your mind.</div>
I think we should change day 5 to 5 ugly squirrel rings.
On the 9th day of Christmas, NEY gave to me 9 helpful flow chart
Married! May 27th, 2012
[QUOTE]I think we should change day 5 to 5 ugly squirrel rings. ;) On the 9th day of Christmas, NEY gave to me <strong>9 helpful flow chart</strong>
Posted by ravenray[/QUOTE]
<div>We're good with those.</div><div>
</div><div>On the 10th day of Christmas NEY gave to me 10 engagement chickens, cooked to perfection, obvs.</div><div>
</div><div>ETA to fix my lame joke. </div>
"You're our early 20's BSC scarecrow. They cower at your maturity." - lennonkdc
Good work guys.
"You're our early 20's BSC scarecrow. They cower at your maturity." - lennonkdc
[QUOTE]AND 12 STARBUCKS TRASHCANS FILLED WITH POOP!
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]
Lol. This is the best one.
Married! May 27th, 2012
[QUOTE]What about bowls of bean dip?
Posted by LaSak87[/QUOTE]
Good one. Sub that in for number 5 or 6?
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY 12 Days of Christmas : Good one. Sub that in for number 5 or 6?
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]
<div>Number 6 - 5 has a good ring to it.</div>
Married Bio
Aproves. x)
[QUOTE]Promise rings? Especially the big pink heart kind.
Posted by msuprincess04[/QUOTE]
<div>This is mine: </div>
<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/1/0/718bdfcf-23a7-4665-a09c-47e77197b8b5.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/1/0/718bdfcf-23a7-4665-a09c-47e77197b8b5.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
[QUOTE]AND 12 STARBUCKS TRASHCANS FILLED WITH POOP!
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]
<div>I'll just leave this gem right <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_friendly-ladies-venting_.0" target="_blank">HERE </a>in case anyone is bored...</div><div>
</div><div>ETA: *tentative smile*</div><div>
</div><div>ETA2: I forgot the link. I'm pure failure today.</div><a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_friendly-ladies-venting_.0" target="_blank"></a>
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY 12 Days of Christmas : This is mine:
Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I thought it was the same as "engaged to be engaged."
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: NEY 12 Days of Christmas : Sorry, I didn't mean to offend. I thought it was the same as "engaged to be engaged."
Posted by msuprincess04[/QUOTE]
<div>You're such a terrible, horrible human being. How DARE you insult my ring. We're engaged to be engaged because he can't afford my ACTUAL engagement ring. And I already booked my venue.</div><div>
</div><div>*footstomp*</div><div>
</div><div>I feel sorry for your husband.</div>