In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_one-of-funniest-threads-ive-ever-read?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d103acf8-2f79-49b2-99c0-f87f6a3a52cfPost:2ca69bd2-0d61-44f9-9fd2-21dc150d645c">Re: One of the funniest threads I've ever read</a>: [QUOTE]Hahahahahaha awesome. I just read that a Staten Island man spent $140,000 of his life savings on billboards advertising the end of the world May 21st. WTF is he going to do when he wakes up on the 22nd broke? Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]
<div> </div><div>Don't worry; he knows what to expect, seeing as he's predicted the end of the world before, in September 1994.</div>
I am so impressed. That is one of the funniest things EVER! Also, I'm kinda pissed about this whole May 21st thing. Does that mean I have to spend eternity pregnant? Also, I was going to go to Europe, you know? Hey at least I have a really fun day planned for May 20. Whew!
Manda, I was wondering the same thing. Except I'm going to have to fight off the Horseman and shiz while pregnant. Not cool. The last thing I need is a plague of gdamn locusts.
I saw someone with some sort of sticker on their car about the rapture coming on the 21st. They were clearly heading to work at 6 am. I could only wonder "Why bother?"
I don't understand why people try to predict the Rapture. It goes against what is said in the Bible, so not only are they idiots, apparently they're not following Jesus' instructions.
Kiki - this is seriously like the 3rd time I've read something hilarious on TN, thought "Hey, I should bring this to E" and then you've already done it, haha.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_one-of-funniest-threads-ive-ever-read?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:d103acf8-2f79-49b2-99c0-f87f6a3a52cfPost:2be40153-0c83-4bb7-9538-a9389d92fac5">Re: One of the funniest threads I've ever read</a>: [QUOTE]kiki, according to Fred Phelps we are going to eat our babies during the tribulation. So, at least we won't be hungry. Posted by mandapanda78[/QUOTE]
Good thing you named yours turkeybutt then.
I'm screwed; no baby here. Phelps can shove it up his ass.
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_one-of-funniest-threads-ive-ever-read?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:d103acf8-2f79-49b2-99c0-f87f6a3a52cfPost:9ee80786-bea2-4b94-8a3a-5c7a4d08c2dc">Re: One of the funniest threads I've ever read</a>: [QUOTE]I don't understand why people try to predict the Rapture. It goes against what is said in the Bible, so not only are they idiots, apparently they're not following Jesus' instructions. Posted by mica178[/QUOTE]
Amen.
I truely feel sorry for the people who will be broke from buying these billboards on the 22nd.
There's one of those billboards down the road from us. It freaks me out. All of the "THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!" stuff makes me sad. I hope it's not true. I mean, I dont THINK it is...but it's one of those weird looming things that freaks me out.
We actually saw two RVs with all the "end of the world" stuff on the road a few weeks ago. I kinda scratched my head and went WTF? I then saw a billboard that also said there would be a program on their "Family Radio" on 5/21. If the world is ending, why are you having a radio show?
And finally, do you think it's fate that my company picnic is on May 21st?
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_one-of-funniest-threads-ive-ever-read?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:d103acf8-2f79-49b2-99c0-f87f6a3a52cfPost:77401bb1-3ecb-4119-9c03-10e15805844a">Re: One of the funniest threads I've ever read</a>: [QUOTE]We actually saw two RVs with all the "end of the world" stuff on the road a few weeks ago. I kinda scratched my head and went WTF? I then saw a billboard that also said there would be a program on their "Family Radio" on 5/21. If the world is ending, why are you having a radio show? <strong>And finally, do you think it's fate that my company picnic is on May 21st? </strong>Posted by leia1979[/QUOTE]
That way you'll have confirmation on the day of who's naughty or nice.
For all y'all sinners, we'll all be left behind during the Rapture. That just whisks away the saved.
(I'm not sure if you can tell, but I don't really believe in the Rapture.)
My Best friend's wedding is schedualed for May 21st. She is christian woman. It is alot of preparation for nothing. Hope it turns out well and we are around to look at the pictures.
Re: One of the funniest threads I've ever read
I just read that a Staten Island man spent $140,000 of his life savings on billboards advertising the end of the world May 21st.
WTF is he going to do when he wakes up on the 22nd broke?
[QUOTE]Hahahahahaha awesome. I just read that a Staten Island man spent $140,000 of his life savings on billboards advertising the end of the world May 21st. WTF is he going to do when he wakes up on the 22nd broke?
Posted by pinkpinot[/QUOTE]
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</div><div>Don't worry; he knows what to expect, seeing as he's predicted the end of the world before, in September 1994.</div>
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BFP 8/01/12, EDD 04/10/12, mm/c @ 6wks, discovered at 8wks, D&C 9/05/12
But I was laughing my ass off at that thread.
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BFP 8/01/12, EDD 04/10/12, mm/c @ 6wks, discovered at 8wks, D&C 9/05/12
Great minds think alike, TR. I was almost in tears reading that thread.
"So, what if someone was eaten by a shark? And the shark has pooped out the arm pieces all over the ocean floor?" lol
[QUOTE]kiki, according to Fred Phelps we are going to eat our babies during the tribulation. So, at least we won't be hungry.
Posted by mandapanda78[/QUOTE]
Good thing you named yours turkeybutt then.
I'm screwed; no baby here. Phelps can shove it up his ass.
Do not mess in the affairs of dinosaurs because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
I love you Missy. Even though you are not smart enough to take online quizzes to find out really important information. ~cew
Will you put another ticker after May 21 that says x amount of days since people panicked for nothing?
[QUOTE]I don't understand why people try to predict the Rapture. It goes against what is said in the Bible, so not only are they idiots, apparently they're not following Jesus' instructions.
Posted by mica178[/QUOTE]
Amen.
I truely feel sorry for the people who will be broke from buying these billboards on the 22nd.
That makes me sound like a weirdo.
I'm doing Team in Training for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!
And finally, do you think it's fate that my company picnic is on May 21st?
I haz a planning bio
[QUOTE]We actually saw two RVs with all the "end of the world" stuff on the road a few weeks ago. I kinda scratched my head and went WTF? I then saw a billboard that also said there would be a program on their "Family Radio" on 5/21. If the world is ending, why are you having a radio show? <strong>And finally, do you think it's fate that my company picnic is on May 21st?
</strong>Posted by leia1979[/QUOTE]
That way you'll have confirmation on the day of who's naughty or nice.
For all y'all sinners, we'll all be left behind during the Rapture. That just whisks away the saved.
(I'm not sure if you can tell, but I don't really believe in the Rapture.)
It is alot of preparation for nothing. Hope it turns out well and we are around to look at the pictures.