I hope you guys get the same kind of kick out of this situation that I am:
An older lady just moved into the apartment above me, and yesterday she hoisted tons and tons of coaxial cable past my living room windows, up the side of the house and in through her windows. Then she came back downstairs, went outside and strung the cables down through the basement windows.
A little bit of a red flag went up when my cable went nuts last night and started flashing every time she went downstairs. Fi and I checked our line - she had hooked into it to steal our cable - while we were home and watching her do it!
Needless to say, we called the cable company, a technician came out and cut her cords. She left us a passive aggressive note about how she didn't mean to steal our cable (um what?) and didn't appreciate the technician's attitude.
Getting your cable stolen by a 60-something year old woman...what is the world coming to?

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To give you a better idea of how nuts this lady is: my other neighbor told me that the nutter butter was outside on the lawn with her TV and this old disconnected satellite dish trying to pick up reception. I don't even think they were hooked up, it was like she just magically thought her show would appear. She just left the TV and the dish on the sidewalk! lI'm starting to really worry about this woman's well-being.
How much will one person humiliate herself in the name of television?
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I'd defintely also tell the landlord that the new tenant has decided to do some illegal stuff upon her arrival.
She is the very definition of stealth.
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"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
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This is the second BSC neighbor we've delt with in the past 3 months. We were so happy when the man we nicknamed "Stompy McGiggleton" and all of the friends that were randomly living with him moved out.
It must be a requirement to be BSC before you can move in above me. *sigh*
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"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.
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"I think bablingbrooke is the 13 yr old marring her cousin at the town hall. Lets all give her a big hand. And hope her inbred children can live normal lives." -tabs.
A word of warning from your friends at Cracked.com: Remember that text is going to be how you make your first impression over the internet; if every third word you type is misspelled, people will automatically assume that you're a moron.
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