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This week has been crazy! I had so much homework and sorority stuff this week plus over the weekend was Relay for life. I'm exhausted. Anywho. 

Did anyone watch the "Strange Sex" on TLC? The abnormal penis size of over 14 inches.. pretty crazy!! Anyone have any funny sex stories they care to share?

I honestly have not had penis to the vagina sex but there was a time when the madre walked into my room to bring my ice cream and lets just say there was a buzzing noise going on.. 
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    SeaTea02SeaTea02
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    bethsmilesbethsmiles member
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    I saw that show once - balloon fetish, it was super weird. I have no sex stories though.


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    What about penis to the butt sex?
    I'm not good at feelings.

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    SeaTea02SeaTea02
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:fee6b5f2-6efb-4b3a-90ba-40ae9ddcbad2">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]What about penis to the butt sex?
    Posted by AudgiePodge[/QUOTE]

    <div>You are horrible. Funny, but horrible. </div>

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    luvdncn90luvdncn90 member
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    I haven't watched Strange Sex....sounds strange. hahah

    One time M and I were doing the deed in my car parked out by a lake one night and a cop showed up and put his floodlight on us and we were scrambling to get dressed. It was pretty awesome. Not.

    And then there was this other time where drove out to the middle of nowhere parked by some train tracks, laid out blankets, and started getting it on and then in the middle BAM! a train came down the tracks and blew the horn and scared the living hell out of us. totally ruined the moment but it was hilarious.
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    SeaTea02SeaTea02
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    I had a similar car situation. We were at the pool in a friends neighborhood in the car and someone walking their dog came up to the car. Awkward. 

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:fee6b5f2-6efb-4b3a-90ba-40ae9ddcbad2">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]What about penis to the butt sex?
    Posted by AudgiePodge[/QUOTE]

    <div>Sounds painful! No thanks ha.</div>
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    [QUOTE]I had a similar car situation. We were at the pool in a friends neighborhood in the car and someone walking their dog came up to the car. Awkward. 
    Posted by SeaTea02[/QUOTE]

    <div>And what is even more awakard is that I now know this haha. Or even more awkard when we were doing stuff on the way home from the beach while yall drove:) hahah IDK? if you knew that but now you do. </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Strange sex. : And what is even more awakard is that I now know this haha. Or even more awkard when we were doing stuff on the way home from the beach while yall drove:) hahah IDK? if you knew that but now you do. 
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    Maybe this is just me, but I got super confused by this.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:9891f0f1-6df4-4ab8-89b1-a5e7f6c8b05f">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Strange sex. : Maybe this is just me, but I got super confused by this.
    Posted by luvdncn90[/QUOTE]

    <div>We know each other. Our SOs are twins. </div><div>
    </div><div>@ Amanda - fuking disgusting. Andrew always said he was going to get me back for stuff that happened in high school while he was in the room, and I guess he did. </div>

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    peekaboo2011peekaboo2011 member
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    I queef a LOT.  I don't know if that counts, but it completely weirded me out the first time.  Now, it makes me giggle and FI gets slightly weirded out when I do.

    As far as the super strange stuff, I yelled at him for oversharing, so I won't. Innocent
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Strange sex. : We know each other. Our SOs are twins.  @ Amanda - fuking disgusting. Andrew always said he was going to get me back for stuff that happened in high school while he was in the room, and I guess he did. 
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    hahah that's awesome!

    ETA: And it makes a lot more sense now.
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    sparkles88sparkles88 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:1299c417-8b77-45b5-aaf4-7b58ed2436cc">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]I saw that show once - <strong>balloon fetish, it was super weird</strong>. I have no sex stories though.
    Posted by bethsmiles[/QUOTE]


    Totally saw that episode! It's the only episode I have ever seen of that show. My friends didn't believe me when I told them about it, until they happened to see the same episode. That's not quite my thing, but, hey, to each their own. Sometimes I read sex advice columns, so there are fewer and fewer things that catch me off guard about sex. The balloon fetish thing was a bit surprising, though.
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    redheadtmkredheadtmk member
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    One time some friends and I were following each other somewhere and the driver in the other car didnt turn her headlights on. I flashed my lights at her and turned onto a side road in a dark neighborhood. I pulled to one side of the road and she parked on the other. Once we rolled down our windows, I told her she had her lights off. She immediately turned them on to see a couple on the hood of the car parked in front of her frozen in position with looks of horror on thier faces! It was hysterical for us. Too bad it was in the day before digital cameras and cell phones!
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    calindicalindi member
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    Balloon fetish?  Super huge penis?  Gross!

    One guy I slept with once-upon-a-time was massive.  Like, massive!  It hurt, it was not fun.  I did not sleep with him again.

    Funniest story was we went to a hotel nearby one night while our house was being cleaned for termites, and were in the hot tub which is really secluded.  And, well, we started getting busy and it was SUPER hot (not as in the temperature of the tub, as in it was really awesome).  And then just as it was almost over, some people started walking in.  Luckily I stll mostly had my top on, so we pushed away from each other, but I don't know how much they saw before they turned and walked away!!!  We quickly left in case they called the hotel management or something.

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    AbigailMSAbigailMS
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    I've only had sex with SO, and there's nothing abnormal about him..but when I get drunk apparently I can really start coming on to him, which now he thinks is funny.

    When we had only been dating a year or so, I was tipsy and wanted to sex so we went and parked at a very rural park at like 1 am or something, we started having sex and then we saw headlights and realized it was a cop. He came to the window and knocked, but the car was off so SO had to just open the door. I was in the passenger seat in all my naked glory.
     Idk how much he saw, but he just said "parks closed after 11" then walked off. I think its funny. SO still gets kind of upset about it. lol
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    BF has this new thing of sexing me in his sleep. We will both be passed out and he will come on to me and get things going. Then afterwards, we both pass right back out. The first time, he didn't even remember doing it. Now it's a joke. He was joking the other day and said he wasn't feeling it, so I told him it was fine because he'd probably just sleep sex me anyways.
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    I watched that episode last night.  It was the 1st time I had watched it.  I thought it was disgusting that you could see exactly how big it was while he was wearing his too-tight jeans.

    I don't have any getting caught stories or extra-large penis encounters, but I once gave BF road head on the Autobahn.  He thought it was pretty awesome.
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    Sparrow87Sparrow87
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    I too, was caught in a car when I was a teenager.  But there was no sex just really intense making out, the cops showed up and asked me to get out of the car, he put his flashlight in my face and asked me if I wanted to be there or if I was forced, I said "well I don't want to be here anymore but I wasn't forced!"  He laughed and told us to go home I was so embarrassed I haven't made out in a car since.  That had to be at least 6 or 7 years ago, my how time flies! 
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    Wrkn925Wrkn925 member
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    I guess getting caught doing it in a car at a park is just a thing about growing up, because I did, too.
    The cop was a friend and still laughs about it.

    I had a friend call me yesterday and tell me he's writing a short story that is being published.  He called because he wanted my permission to use my 'likeness' in the story.  I requested that he email it to me before I said yes.  Really, it's just a courtesy, because I'm pretty sure he doesn't need my permission since the names are being changed. 
    He told me it was about 5 memorable days in his life, and which day included me.  I know what day he's talking about.  I'm both excited and scared to read the story.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:8b8ca57b-dd4f-4ff3-a9bc-376ce8b33b1f">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Balloon fetish?  Super huge penis?  Gross! <strong>One guy I slept with once-upon-a-time was massive.  Like, massive!  It hurt, it was not fun</strong>.  I did not sleep with him again. Funniest story was we went to a hotel nearby one night while our house was being cleaned for termites, and were in the hot tub which is really secluded.  And, well, we started getting busy and it was SUPER hot (not as in the temperature of the tub, as in it was really awesome).  And then just as it was almost over, some people started walking in.  Luckily I stll mostly had my top on, so we pushed away from each other, but I don't know how much they saw before they turned and walked away!!!  We quickly left in case they called the hotel management or something.
    Posted by calindi[/QUOTE]

    <div>This. I liked the guy, so I tried to go out with him awhile longer, but after a couple weeks after the first time we had s-e-x, I had to break up with him. It wasn't worth the pain. So I guess size DOES matter!</div>
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    Someday I'll tell the story about my first time with FI.  It's a good one, but I'm not sure I'm ready to put it out there on the internet yet.
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    My fiance and I met in high school so we did not have privacy necessary for some things. His sister repeatedly bursted into his room and his parents frequently tried to interrupt up. One night he and I were fooling around and he was under my skirt (you all can fill in the blanks). His younger sister all of a sudden bursts through his closed door and sees us. We tried convincing her that he was looking at a bruise on my leg for me because I couldnt see it. I dont really think that it worked but it has been a funny story between him and I since.

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    The night of my prom, Fi and I were in out usual spot by a middle school parking lot when his BFF (not at the time) and his GF drove past the car on the way to his house. We didn't think they saw us but at a graduation party the next day, the GF asked if we were parked over there. We said no.

    We have a new, slightly constructed (aka almost abandoned) subdivision in my neighborhood that my mom is terrified of. One evening around dusk, she was driving through on the way home and a black Caddy was chasing her and tried to block her from getting out. Another reason she is terrified of this neighborhood is because her and my dad were doing whatever it is old people in the back of the subdisivion where there are no houses. Apparently a large pickup started driving towards the back of it with its lights on high. They never saw who it was. She had been freaked out and thinks it's "evil" (for lack of a better word)

    A few summers back, FI, Fi's BFF, and I were talking about getting caught and told him how he and his ex actually did see us getting it on in that parking lot. FI's friend decides to trump our story and tells me that he caught my parents in that back subdivision. I knew the story from my mom's side so I thought it was funny, embarassing but funny. My mom was relieved that it really wasn't someone "after them".
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    aah009aah009
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:bc96343e-b4c7-4d9b-aae1-3b5d9ba02455">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]I queef a LOT.  I don't know if that counts, but it completely weirded me out the first time.  Now, it makes me giggle and FI gets slightly weirded out when I do. As far as the super strange stuff, I yelled at him for <strong>oversharing,</strong> so I won't. <div>Posted by peekaboo2011[/QUOTE]</div><div>
    </div><div>I might be a little slow.. but what does that mean?

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    I have one!!

    FI and I were kissing each other on the couch at his parents house (during high school). We were watching a movie and no one was down there. After 10 minutes or so of making out, we hear a "Ahhhemmmm!" behind us. Turn around and there is his dad.  Ever since then his dad thinks I'm a slut or something. He still wont talk to me. It's an unfortunate situation, and the most embarassed I've ever been!
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    SeaTea02SeaTea02
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    @ Bourgehm - He STILL wont talk to you? Because you kissed? Lord have mercy lol

    @ Amanda - she means he FI told someone more information about their sex life than she was comfortable with. So he shared too much or over shared. 

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    I was in bed with an ex once and he had hooked up his ipod to his radio via transmitter and we put something chill on. In the middle of going at it, the ipod died and all of a sudden really loud Spanish music (the kind that sounds like circus music? :P) blasted out the speakers and we couldn't help but burst out in laughter.

    Another time with my current BF I fell off the end of the bed after we were done and relaxing.. but I'm kind of clumsy like that.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_strange-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:5173392d-117e-4bf8-b244-2d3effed0a5dPost:13611709-68af-44fd-b72c-b2377eba086b">Re: Strange sex.</a>:
    [QUOTE]@ Bourgehm - <strong>He STILL wont talk to you? Because you kissed? Lord have mercy lol </strong>@ Amanda - she means he FI told someone more information about their sex life than she was comfortable with. So he shared too much or over shared. 
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    I don't have one of my own, but a friend of mine during college said that he was hooking up with this girl and ended up 'pocket' dialing (who knew where the phone really was, but that concept) his dad and he heard the whole thing.  Why his dad actually stayed on the phone that long I'll never know, but I remember him introducing his dad to everyone during parents weekend and his dad was looking at all the girls like he was wondering who he'd heard having sex with his son...lol.  It was kind of awkward, but luckily I was there with my BF at the time, so I was free from that suspicion, but still...it was just weird.
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