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emilyinchile
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People are dumb. This makes them funny.
http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/
People freaking out on FB over links from The Onion that they think are true. It amused me.
People freaking out on FB over links from The Onion that they think are true. It amused me.
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Re: People are dumb. This makes them funny.
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[QUOTE]Can you imagine the level of awesome that EIGHT BILLION DOLLARS could bring to an abortionplex? I bet if I went there, Obamayan himself would be coathangerin' my cooch.
Posted by alixzafiris[/QUOTE]
Only if he weren't too busy firing all the nukes that day.
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"Halloween may have loose women scantily clad...
But Christmas has a pregnant virgin.
Way cooler." - anna.oskar
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I have no hope for society if people believe what they read on The Onion.
Waiting to meet the baby broccoli on 5/5/2013!
[QUOTE]Re: the abortionplex. Did anyone see Real Time with Bill Maher a few weeks ago when he said that apparently the average citizen thinks we spend like 5% of our budget on the arts (thing like the National Endowment for the Arts, the Smithsonian, etc)? He's like, "No, we do not spend 800 BILLION dollars a year on ballet. The budget is something like .000001% of the entire federal budget. But if that's what conservatives believe, sure. We should play along! Tell them yes, we will totally defund the arts if you leave Planned Parenthood funding alone and continue to fully fund Medicare. *wink*"
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]
I love that man. I have never laughed so hard in. my. life. as I did watching Religulous.
Study: All American Problems Could Be Solved By Just Stopping And Thinking For Two Seconds
May 27, 2011 | ISSUE 47•21
CHAPEL HILL, NC—A study published Thursday by psychologists at the University of North Carolina concluded that all American problems—from stuck jacket zippers to the national debt—could be solved if citizens just stopped, took a deep breath, and thought for two seconds before they acted. "We found that in 93 percent of cases, a positive outcome could have been achieved if Americans simply splashed a little water on their faces prior to dealing with an unfair boss, being out of clean spoons, signing on to direct a second Wall Street film, or answering a call from a parent," Janet Mallory, the study's lead author, told reporters. "Our data indicate that when U.S. citizens don't take a second to compose themselves, they typically charge in like maniacs and hurt either themselves or several million Iraqi civilians." Mallory said a good rule of thumb for Americans is to think of a plan, stop, and then do the complete opposite.
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[QUOTE]I'm glad I don't have the kind of FB friends who capitalize Random words like Books and Important.
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]
But it makes it Much more Serious if you converse that way. Didn't you Know that? Geez.
[QUOTE]Pink, that is hysterical. And so so true.
Posted by emilyinchile[/QUOTE]
I am dying at my desk. LITERALLY dying.
http://www.theonion.com/video/final-minutes-of-last-harry-potter-movie-to-be-spl,20528/
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