Need your (bad) advice.

Re: Need your (bad) advice.

• MrsMyrtle member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  Do you want *actual* advice, or can we make stuff up? <-- This would be funnier.

  

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• Knot Annie member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  I want the bad advice that other people gave you. I guess that I would never know if it were make up or not.
  
  Thanks.

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• MrsMyrtle member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  "Be sure to time your period so it coincides with your Big Day! Then you can be assured you won't have any accidents!"

  

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• ReturnOfKuus member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  "You have to wear a white dress, or else people will start thinking that you're not a virgin."
  
  This was from my grandmother to me, a thirty year old bride who had been living with her FI for six years.

  

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• Butter Cookie member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  It's YOUR wedding and this day is all about YOU!
  
  You should invite people you know won't come so they will send you gifts.
  
  People expect you to be a bridezilla, so it's okay to act like one.
  
  
  

  

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• hmonkey member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  one of my mother's friends actually told me "never go to bed angry."  oh really -- so i'm supposed to lose sleep because he's wrong? 

  

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• LnR70707 member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  Type up and print generic TY notes ahead of time, and just slap a label with our names on them instead of signing them...that way it is much faster and easier!

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• ichellemay1

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_need-bad-advice?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:47Discussion:721d486d-63fd-492a-9072-d2522c5cd704Post:4a320b71-ace6-4ac2-a00d-3b5f9a24cb13">Re: Need your (bad) advice.</a>:
  [QUOTE]It's YOUR wedding and this day is all about YOU! <strong>You should invite people you know won't come so they will send you gifts</strong>. People expect you to be a bridezilla, so it's okay to act like one.
  Posted by Butter Cookie[/QUOTE]
  
  My 1st wedding was a variation on this theme.  My xMIL had gone to various graduations, showers, weddings, etc. for her CWs and acquaintenances and we needed to invite them because they HAD to give us presents.  Most did and we ended up with, literally, a dozen crystal candy dishes.

  

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• GBCK member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  'fight naked'
  
  (really?  that makes him SO much more vulnerable to a junkpunch)

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• TheDuckis member

  

  February 2011 edited December 2011

  During the sermon, our priest said something about keeping Jesus between us at all times. Our super-mature groomsmen giggled through the rest of the ceremony about threesomes with Jesus.

  
  Crap...I Mean Crafts

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• Knot Annie member

  

  March 2011 edited December 2011

  Thanks for these. Much appreciated, WW.

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