Awkward FB status of the day...

polichik · December 2009

From one of my childhood friends:

Jane Smith is masturbating to The Notebook.

TheSaltyPeanut · December 2009

oh!

... my favorites are always tortured love song quotes, such as "it's been awhile since i've gone and f-ed things up, just like I always do..."

sigh.

julezlee · December 2009

Oh holy crap. I hope she at least used the new status feature to hide that from anyone important.

BecW2be · December 2009

I hope she called in sick today and her boss just read her status.

bbyckes · December 2009

What scene? I find it hard to get off while crying. But, maybe that's just me.

This is way beyond TMI.

beatlesgirl25 · December 2009

WHOA. Poli, I would keep her away from your FI, given that I think he looks like Ryan Gosling.

Here's one from the other day: Jane Doe YOU are a treasure in the arms of CHRIST!!!11!

She does this often, and I think it's a bit much.

georgia_bride09 · December 2009

You need to comment "FILTER!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!1!!!" on that.

I sure hope she's not FB friends with her parents.

goheels05 · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_awkward-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:79f0c107-cb47-4358-94a9-0e317b3e4c34Post:9b743800-9662-471c-94bb-b46839a99428">Re: Awkward FB status of the day...</a>:
[QUOTE]I hope she called in sick today and her boss just read her status.
Posted by BecW2be[/QUOTE]

For real.

Is she trying to get on lamebook.com or something?

polichik · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_awkward-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:79f0c107-cb47-4358-94a9-0e317b3e4c34Post:7c7441ac-3edf-4dd3-81ea-063a6de6e6c9">Re: Awkward FB status of the day...</a>:
[QUOTE]WHOA. Poli, I would keep her away from your FI, given that I think he looks like Ryan Gosling.
Posted by beatlesgirl25[/QUOTE]

I love you, Beatles :)

laurenclaire1386 · December 2009

One from a girl I went to high school with: "Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to give liquor and lotto tickets on JESUS'S birthday? What has the world come to?"

julezlee · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_awkward-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:79f0c107-cb47-4358-94a9-0e317b3e4c34Post:f813162a-3436-4481-ad19-b57644436cc5">Re: Awkward FB status of the day...</a>:
[QUOTE]What scene? I find it hard to get off while crying. But, maybe that's just me.
Posted by bbyckes[/QUOTE]

The DVD has an extended version of their rain sex scene. Don't ask me how I know that.

anna.oskar · December 2009

All I have is

john Smith:pretty sure i fell into a picture frame...there's blood everywhere

rhodesign · December 2009

I do hope she was trying (and failing) to be funny

bbyckes · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_awkward-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:79f0c107-cb47-4358-94a9-0e317b3e4c34Post:0a38ad69-620a-4335-af24-4cf9200ed727">Re: Awkward FB status of the day...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Awkward FB status of the day... : The DVD has an extended version of their rain sex scene. Don't ask me how I know that.
Posted by julezlee[/QUOTE]

Now I'm curious. haha

BecW2be · December 2009

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_awkward-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:79f0c107-cb47-4358-94a9-0e317b3e4c34Post:00ff4f57-2e2e-4266-829f-ae0e20f892ff">Re: Awkward FB status of the day...</a>:
[QUOTE]One from a girl I went to high school with: "Who on Earth thought it would be a good idea to give liquor and lotto tickets on JESUS'S birthday? What has the world come to?"
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

OMG Lauren I wish I was lucky enough to see a status like that. I'd comment, "Bec is getting drunk and playing lotto. Thanks, Grandma! Merry Christmas to you, too!"

laurenclaire1386 · December 2009

Bec, I tried several times to comment on it without being a total bitch, and I just couldn't do it. I had to delete every time. Andplusalso, my family drinks heavily on holidays and I don't think Jesus loves us any less. I might be wrong though.

polichik · December 2009

You ladies all crack me up.

She's always been up-front with her sexuality, which I admire. I think it's just her being her! Still a little awkward for me, though

Kati0105 · December 2009

She's always been up-front with her sexuality, which I admire.

Up-front and in-your-face are two different things. If any guy posted "Watching porn and masturbating" I am sure there would be an uproar - why should it be any different because she is female?

polichik · December 2009

I don't necessarily admire this direct way of being up-front, but in general she's always treated sexuality as something to be celebrated, not hidden or ashamed about.

I do think there's a line, though!

[Deleted User] · December 2009

You need to send that to Lamebook.

BecW2be · December 2009

Yeah, in that case my response would be, "Jesus fucking Christ. Do you really think we need to know when, where and to what you are flicking your bean? Grow up and get a damn filter! God!" Then I'd delete her.

goheels05 · December 2009

Even an extended sex scene couldn't rescue that movie. I can't stand Nicholas Sparks.

thesuninherhead · December 2009

Oh lovely.

Oversharing much?

The worst one on my list today reads, 'Holly x Ahh, I love getting infected right before Christmas.. good times!'.

I don't want to know what type of infection we're talking.

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