What to do when life is too hard...

kd.joseph · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:ce4f3a51-4c11-47bf-a279-ad1c0d30e7c4">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]Did she just DD all her posts? LMFAO
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Like I said if she lurked, she'd know she'd been quoted.

pirategal03 · July 2012

Ya know, I sometimes wonder if this is exactly what the knot gods of yore had in mind when they created "Snarky Brides"

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

When my life is too hard, I drink.

Bierfrau · July 2012

You guys are more exiting as watching a movie :-) Sorry I am new too...just reading through the pages.

lbarr088 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:523c3b0d-65da-49a6-8658-41d92301c153">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]You guys are more exiting as watching a movie :-) Sorry I am new too...just reading through the pages.
Posted by Bierfrau[/QUOTE]

<div>Who are you?</div><div>What do you do?</div><div>Have you read 50 Shades of Grey?</div><div>Boobs, hardons or both?</div>

anna.oskar · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:523c3b0d-65da-49a6-8658-41d92301c153">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]You guys are more exiting as watching a movie :-) Sorry I am new too...just reading through the pages.
Posted by Bierfrau[/QUOTE]

<div><span style="color:#000000;font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;line-height:normal;text-align:-webkit-auto;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sprechen Sie Deutsch?</span> </div>

lbarr088 · July 2012

This is important:

Which do you prefer?

Pregnant, Preggo (or Prego as some people have posted) preggers, or pregly,

anna.oskar · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:a5cad971-f7ca-494a-bb3a-3395f0b54d2a">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]This is important: Which do you prefer? Pregnant, Preggo (or Prego as some people have posted) preggers, or pregly,
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]

<div>*gag* only one of those words will ever apply to me. I swear, some day i'll get called preggo and kick a person in the knee. But then again, I also hate "hubby" and other cutesy words.</div>

ZombieNates · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:a18bbbeb-3019-477c-946e-b69118647a47">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What to do when life is too hard... : *gag* <strong>only one of those words will ever apply to me. </strong> I swear, some day i'll get called preggo and kick a person in the knee. But then again, I also hate "hubby" and other cutesy words.
Posted by anna.oskar[/QUOTE]
Pregly, right?

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

MY HUBBY GAVE ME THE PREGLY WEED.

dmiller9274 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:a5cad971-f7ca-494a-bb3a-3395f0b54d2a">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]This is important: Which do you prefer? <strong>Pregnant, Preggo (or Prego as some people have posted) preggers, or pregly,</strong>
Posted by lbarr088[/QUOTE]
know what's worse than being called any of these things? Having a friends grandma pinch your ass at the grocery while you are trying to pick out yogurt and say "aw look how wide your ass has gotten since you got pregnant." My motto of "never punch old people" went straight out the window...

peekaboo2011 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:e1aa06b9-6ac9-44ef-883b-3d1f5c275ca9">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What to do when life is too hard... : know what's worse than being called any of these things? Having a friends grandma pinch your ass at the grocery while you are trying to pick out yogurt and say "aw look how wide your ass has gotten since you got pregnant." My motto of "never punch old people" went straight out the window...
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

<div>That's definitely the first thing I notice on pregnant women.</div>

LesPaul · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:7dde6231-622c-4777-9e0e-c09e357d3e29">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]AATB, you should have told her a story before she left.
Posted by EaglesBride2012[/QUOTE]

I bet she's still here.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

That skankaroo wasn't worth the keystrokes, Ergehls.

dmiller9274 · July 2012

aatb, your essay on "tits on a boar" is still one of my all time tk favorites.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:a9416af4-9049-4918-a752-0242e61fb70f">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]aatb, your essay on "tits on a boar" is still one of my all time tk favorites.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Fucking yes.

Thank you :) Haha, that was a good day.

Girlie1030 · July 2012

This must be it:

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:6b78025e-5c7f-4adc-abba-f72c5f72806fPost:d0031b4a-5170-4f69-8a29-b0607d92da0a

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

Ask and you shall receive, Eagles.

http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckShowLatestPost=1

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

OH GIRLIE IS FAST

ZombieNates · July 2012

HA! I totally forgot about that! That was aamzing.

Also, the fuucking ham sex swing!! What was that guy about? I remember we had it in our sigs for a while.

Alsoalso, I miss like 90% of that thread.

mehgank · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:a9416af4-9049-4918-a752-0242e61fb70f">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]aatb, your essay on "tits on a boar" is still one of my all time tk favorites.
Posted by dmiller9274[/QUOTE]

Ahhh the good ol' days.

dmiller9274 · July 2012

Oh I forgot she thought it was a bowl, not a boar. Ha, still funny

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2012

Lol yeah tits on a bowl. That was such a fun time.

I also see from that thread that cha-ching is KU??? GAAAAAAAAAAAH PREGLY WEED

kikirst33 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:37ca0fd4-af21-48d8-8dd3-ace5f87caf84">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]Ask and you shall receive, Eagles. <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckShowLatestPost=1">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckShowLatestPost=1</a>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

<div>LMFAO....</div><div>
</div><div>And before you have to ask:</div><div>
</div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;" class="Apple-style-span"><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">Who are you? I am me. I am the kiks</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">
</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">What do you do? I am a Project Manager. In real terms I babysite people who cant' get their sh*t done on time</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">
</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Pah, kids play. Erotica is nothing new.</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">
</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">Boobs, hardons or both? I have boobs and enjoy hardons.</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">
</div><div style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-color:transparent;border-style:initial;border-color:initial;font-size:12px;outline-width:0px;outline-style:initial;outline-color:initial;vertical-align:baseline;border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;">Pregly? Never. Can't go there, but I prefer pregly over anything (and enjoyed the post about being pregly).</div></span></div>

[Deleted User] · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:d95c1270-8b07-4460-9282-5f1c8c4a4afe">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]Lol yeah tits on a bowl. That was such a fun time. I also see from that thread that cha-ching is KU??? GAAAAAAAAAAAH PREGLY WEED
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Whenever I see old threads I always have that "aha!" moment when I remember someone SN. I have knotties on my FB that I haven't seen on here in ages and I find myself wondering WTF I used to call them on TK.

chelseamb11 · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:37ca0fd4-af21-48d8-8dd3-ace5f87caf84">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]Ask and you shall receive, Eagles. <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckShowLatestPost=1">http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_ltzas-useless-tits-bowl?plckShowLatestPost=1</a>
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Oh my gosh I am dying over here! Hilarious!

[Deleted User] · July 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_firing-someone-you-asked-to-do-a-ceremony-reading?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:0ea887e3-1cca-4041-8a96-797d931bfdefPost:7df6361c-ac43-49b3-a697-3ebc51f5bfbf">Re: What to do when life is too hard...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: What to do when life is too hard... : LMFAO.... And before you have to ask: Who are you? I am me. I am the kiks What do you do? I am a Project Manager. In real terms I babysite people who cant' get their sh*t done on time Have you read 50 Shades of Grey? Pah, kids play. Erotica is nothing new. Boobs, hardons or both? I have boobs and enjoy hardons. Pregly? Never. Can't go there, but I prefer pregly over anything (and enjoyed the post about being pregly).
Posted by kikirst33[/QUOTE]

These are not our intro questions. You didn't even show us a picture of your pet. Entrance denied.

lbarr088 · July 2012

Pet pics are a must, and if you don't have one you can't play.

AATB, that is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read.

mehgank · July 2012

kikirst33 · July 2012

Pet pics....

Bailey

Brisbane

iMac bed...

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