I got two bits of bad news today

So after I tell I want some F/U's so I don't feel pitiful and the only one annoyed at life.
1. My c*nt ex-BIL has just informed my sis that he has quit his job (as a teacher) and joined the police force which means my sister will now get no financial support for the kids from him (as he will earn less than her) and that she will have to have full custody of the kids from now on (which will f*ck up her work as she is a nurse). It also means she wont be able to come to my wedding (as she wont be able to afford to pay for the kids since she now as to pay for extra childcare which is super dooper expensive here plus everything else for them). So my sister (one of me BM's) wont be there which makes me sad.
2. I was give bad news at the doctors

I've only got 2-3 years and no chance of parole unless a family member kicks the bucket and will give me their heart. Which is very unlikey given that they would also have to match in all the other ways a transplant organ has to match. I also have to start taking drugs that cause massive weight gain and have another operation which will leave me with more scars so there goes my super sexy old school hollywood glam dress with a deep V

I am going to start another thread for you guys to help me find another wedding dress.
So FU to exes
FU to cancer
FU to bad genetics
and FU to the Australiasia LV Vistors bureau who are cheapsteaks and wont give me free vegas stuff (yes I wont let this go!).
Edit- I feel so rude I forgot to ask what are your F/U's today?