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Poll: Inanimate Objects

Night_SpriteNight_Sprite
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It's Monday and I don't like it.  

If you were an inanimate object (obviously a sentient one) what would you be?
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  • crose29crose29
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    A raw chunk of rose quartz.

    Ok now you go...
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    I would have to be my teddy bear "JR", because he is still at home on my bed. Where I wish I was!
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  • Night_SpriteNight_Sprite
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    I'd be a hammer.  They last forever and get to build shiit.  They also get to be murder weapons, but I wouldn't be one of THOSE hammers.
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  • JenGin74JenGin74 member
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    Fleshlight?
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  • Night_SpriteNight_Sprite
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    Oh!  Oh!  Oh!  I'd be a kindle!
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:d125379e-bcb3-4cc0-ab20-fcf7c886949a">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]Fleshlight?
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    Excuse'
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User]
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    A camera. Then I could steal people's souls.

    A TV. I love TV, and if I WAS one, I'd never miss my favorite shows.
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  • september's brideseptember's bride member
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    Lamborghini Gallardo.
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  • JenGin74JenGin74 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:a5ff677e-1e77-461a-92d0-3e8f646db7ca">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : Excuse'
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]


    Hahaha. Google it  <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:eed9ff5e-4bf0-441d-a77e-512ee4cf7b57">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]A camera. Then I could steal people's souls. <strong>A TV. I love TV, and if I WAS one, I'd never miss my favorite shows.
    </strong>Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    I love this answer, especially since we were called TV hoars this weekend.
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:a39913ab-4659-483f-af3e-60f6e4fd1cfe">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : Hahaha. Google it 
    Posted by JenGin74[/QUOTE]

    From the sound of it, not sure I can do that at work.
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  • JenGin74JenGin74 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:dd7dd623-ca88-4a7e-96e3-365aa01d56e9">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : From the sound of it, not sure I can do that at work.
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]


    Yeah, you should probably wait until you get home.
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  • pirategal03pirategal03 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:b442d811-7f58-4bc8-82ce-2164f5db1b70">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]Lamborghini Gallardo.
    Posted by september's bride[/QUOTE]

    Does that count as inanimate?

    Because if so, I'd be an airplane. 
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  • reddy123reddy123 member
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    a Buddha statue in a rock garden! 

    Maybe a bottle that a message is put into that travels from shore to shore.
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  • jaycee7389jaycee7389
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:3d6aae0e-06a6-4acd-b238-c224449a57e0">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]a Buddha statue in a rock garden!  <strong>Maybe a bottle that a message is put into that travels from shore to shore.</strong>
    Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

    i like that answer.

    i'd want to be a seashell so i could live in the ocean or on the beach
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  • shelby_louis_2011shelby_louis_2011 member
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    A book, definitely :]
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  • bridebombingbridebombing
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    A jet.  A really fast one that can sh*t bombs.
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  • sarabear23sarabear23
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    A bra, so I can still support my friends. haha

    I'd probably be a mirror so I could laugh at the funny things people do in front of a mirror.
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  • reddy123reddy123 member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:82d982d6-c55e-4e2f-add4-7e9eae58ef23">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]A bra, so I can still support my friends. haha <strong>I'd probably be a mirror so I could laugh at the funny things people do in front of a mirror.
    Posted by sarabear23[/QUOTE]</strong>

    <div>I like this answer!</div><div>
    </div><div>Another cool one would be a pen of a really good writer, or the favorite guitar of an amazing musician. You'd hear it all first, even the throw-aways.</div>
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  • bridebombingbridebombing
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_poll-inanimate-objects?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:83594a4f-6c78-4c40-a8ed-74aa3a020813Post:ae1035d7-c0c5-4f8c-b26d-0f95f730e2c1">Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Poll: Inanimate Objects : I like this answer! Another cool one would be a pen of a really good writer, or the favorite guitar of an amazing musician. You'd hear it all first, even the throw-aways.
    Posted by reddy123[/QUOTE]

    The tragedy, though, would be that as a guitar, you wouldn't have ears... ;)
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