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Re: If you do X, I think you're y.

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_x-think-y?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d22179e8-2065-4103-9919-ab4ee262d45cPost:2efc8158-3207-44b5-85bc-3b9d10eb7989">Re: If you do X, I think you're y.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Hopping on the grammar train: If you say you don't need to use proper grammar/spelling because it's the internet, I think you're too uneducated to realize that the primary form of communication on said internet is TEXT.<strong> You don't mumble to people when you're trying to communicate through speaking.</strong>
    Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]

    <div>But then again, maybe they do?</div><div><img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" /></div>
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    [QUOTE]If you have to constantly ask the internet for advice to help you shop, dress yourself, accessorize yourself, and make all your decisions (the occasionaly help me shop, dress me, etc is fine with me and fun, but not all the damn time people!), I think you need a mirror and a girl friend.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Oh yes. Definitely.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you do X, I think you're y. : But then again, maybe they do?
    Posted by PetraStonegirl[/QUOTE]

    Fair enough =P My 16 year old brother barely moves his lips when he talks. I like to think that's just him being a teenage boy though.
  •     When you say that homosexuals don't actually want to get married, that gay marriage is made up by society to make money, and THAT is why you are against gay marriage, I think you are just trying to hide the fact you are a prejudice asshat.

         When you let your 7yo wear mini skirts so short i see their underwear when they walk, I think they are going to be the next prego 10 year old.

          When you are fat and riding around in an electric scooter, I can't help but think you are just lazy.
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  • When you are fat and riding around in an electric scooter, I can't help but think you are just lazy. 

    I take issue with that. My mom needed one at WDW to keep up with us due to foot surgeries she's had and the fact that she needs a knee replacement. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes.


    Back to Heels' ballsack hanging from a car. If you're FEMALE driving a car with these hanging from your rear view mirror, I'm guessing you either a) don't date much, or b) do, because guys are afraid to tell you no.



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  • If you think that TK is full of mean girls, then I think you'd be better suited for weddingwire.
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    [QUOTE]CS, haha. If you leave your cart in the middle of the aisle at the store, and then glare at me as I try to squeeze by, I think you deserve to be punched in the face.
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]

    I'll hop on this train, and add that if you tell me to "watch it" when I push your damn cart out of the way, I think you're a total fvcking moron and deserve a parking lot beatdown.
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    [QUOTE]If you have those terrible stick figure families on the back of you van...
    Posted by jasmineh7777[/QUOTE]


    If you have those terrible stick figure families on the back of your van I think you're a stay at home soccer mom who's daily excitement is programming the DVR, planning the shortest route to the stores you have coupons for and posting pics of your kids on facebook 20 times per day.

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    [QUOTE]    When you say that homosexuals don't actually want to get married, that gay marriage is made up by society to make money, and THAT is why you are against gay marriage, I think you are just trying to hide the fact you are a prejudice asshat.      Posted by cnbrantner[/QUOTE]

    Someone really said this?
  • When you come to the library and ask for "that book I used before, the green one," I hope you don't procreate.
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  • Matt wants to get a stick figure family, but it would just one stick figure of him and one of a cat. He thinks that would be hilariously creepy.
  • If you really believe that there is someone out there named La-a, then I think you are dumb and gullible.
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    [QUOTE]When you are fat and riding around in an electric scooter, I can't help but think you are just lazy.  I take issue with that. My mom needed one at WDW to keep up with us due to foot surgeries she's had and the fact that she needs a knee replacement. Walk a mile in someone else's shoes. Back to Heels' ballsack hanging from a car. If you're FEMALE driving a car with these hanging from your rear view mirror, I'm guessing you either a) don't date much, or b) do, because guys are afraid to tell you no.
    Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

         this obviously doesn't apply for everyone, but I have people who come him here all the time with big fancy scooter and will ride around and then they realize how small my store is and get up and walk. to me, this appears to be lazy people in scooter.
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  • I think if you leave your shopping cart behind someone else car I think you are lazy prick.
  • I think if you judge people based on physical appearance, you are likely horribly insecure.
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  • I work in a mall office, and when I go to take my mail out everyday I really cant understand the young girls with the skirts that barely cover their rears, if they bend over it's all over but the shouting.

    And for the extremely large girls I get behind on the escalator with your stretch pants on that are stretching so much I can see the mole on your a$$, yeah.......those arent made for you!

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you do X, I think you're y. : Someone really said this?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    almost FI's entire family feel this way(especially fi's older brother who is a future politician). around here, people will say anything stupid so they don't come across as stupid prejudice rednecks. fail on their part.
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  • If you are over the top nasty for no reason, then I actually do feel sorry for your H or FI.
  • But how is gay marriage considered a money maker? I'm just not connecting the dots.
  •  I think if you ask me if I work here or if I know where the soap is and I am not wearing any sort of badge or uniform I  think you are a total idiot.
  • Just because they can walk 20 feet doesn't mean they can walk 500 yards, and size may or may not have anything to do with it.

    I probably should have been in an electric shopping cart, at minimum, at the mall 2 weeks ago, and probably at WalMart over the weekend. Only one of those times would you have seen why. I'm glad to know you would have assumed I'm fat and lazy, since I normally fit neither category.
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  • If you get rid of your pets because you had a kid, I think you are irresponsible and incapable.

    If you look at overweight people and assume they are lazy, I sincerely hope no one judges you the same way.
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  • if you're an old man who makes innapropriate comments to all young women he sees in public, i assume that you've made peace with dying and are now less afraid of possibly-deadly reactions from said women as you were when you were younger and didn't share your thoughts.
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  • If you have more invested in any one of your car/horses/horse trailer/bass boat than in your house, I think you have skewed priorities.  (I'm looking at you, Uncle)
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    [QUOTE]Matt wants to get a stick figure family, but it would just one stick figure of him and one of a cat. He thinks that would be hilariously creepy.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    I have a friend who has one "dad" 4 "moms" about 15 "kids" (all of the same size) and a goldfish as his stick family on the back of his Civic. 

    He's married.  They have no kids and 1 dog. 
  • If your sole reason to have a second kid is to entertain the first kid, I think you are doing it for all the wrong reasons. Especially when you barely have time for the first kid.

    if u typ like this i assum u r eithr 16 or stoopid

    It takes no longer to type with proper grammar and capital letters. It takes no more time to type "you" than "u" when it really comes down to it.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: If you do X, I think you're y. : I have a friend who has one "dad" 4 "moms" about 15 "kids" (all of the same size) and a goldfish as his stick family on the back of his Civic.  He's married.  They have no kids and 1 dog. 
    Posted by pirategal03[/QUOTE]

    I love this guy!
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    [QUOTE]But how is gay marriage considered a money maker? I'm just not connecting the dots.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

         I'm guessing "the wedding coperations" are the ones who would be making money but if they were making money, wouldn't taht be stimulating the economy?

         I have been judged unfairly a lot in my life, I honestly couldn't give a crap what others think. People judge, that's life. If I stop judging it doesn't mean everyone else will. People will always have first impressions.
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    [QUOTE]CS, haha. If you leave your cart in the middle of the aisle at the store, and then glare at me as I try to squeeze by, I think you deserve to be punched in the face.
    Posted by JessAndTrav[/QUOTE]


    If you give me a dirty look when I kick your cart out of my way (a la woman in aisle three this morning), I think you might just get a punch in the face.
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    [QUOTE]If you wear an Ed Hardy or an Affliction t-shirt, I immediately think you're a total douchenozzle.
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    agreed
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