Tell me a joke.

Re: Tell me a joke.

• barrelbabe004

  

  July 2010

  This one's kind of stupid but I was at a rodeo last night and a 4 year old said it in front of the whole audience... which is probably why it was so funny.
  
  Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  
  
  A: Snow balls

  
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• ehathewa

  

  July 2010

  What's brown and sticky?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  A stick!

  

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• MattsPenguin member

  

  July 2010

  Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
  
  Because it was too tired!

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• akhensley81 member

  

  July 2010

  Haha ok 2 balls-related jokes in a row def made me smile. Thanks, ladies!
  
  There must be a full moon or something because I'm feeling funky and this whole board feels funky today. Where is everyone?

  

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• grrrace member

  

  July 2010

  "women! i tell ya, i couldn't get no women if it wasn't for who i am. a rapist" - rodney dangerfield

  
  

  that looks a little weird typed out, but it's so hilarious when you hear him say it. just imagine it in rodney's voice... 

  

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• louisvillebride21

  

  July 2010

  This would be so much funnier if I could find the video, but I was rolling for like 5 min. I was watching Jay Leno Headlines on Monday. It was a news anchor, imagine this with no pause....
  
  Hello, I'm Jim, Bob is not here tonight he was murdered and set on fire last night.
  
  There should have been a pause after tonight, and the next story starts with "He"

  "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs

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• akhensley81 member

  

  July 2010

  Haha LVB I can't stay up late enough for Leno any more but that's rich.

  

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• louisvillebride21

  

  July 2010

  I found it!!
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4UMxP3HsM

  "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs

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• Trifury2007

  

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but pants made of saran wrap.
  
  Dr. looks at him and says...
  
  Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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• georgia_bride09 member

  

  July 2010

  The stick one made me chuckle.

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• sarabellam member

  

  July 2010

  What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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• Jelenny

  

  July 2010

  how do two snails resolve a disagreement....
  
  
  ....they slug it out

  
  
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• MissLeahM member

  

  July 2010

  If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
  
  
  
  K9P.
  
  Compliments of my niece.

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• akhensley81 member

  

  July 2010

  MissLeah I had to read that one out loud before I made the connection. Hehe. And then I groaned out load.

  

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• debjwes

  

  July 2010

  an airplane is about to crash and a lady stands up and says "Quick someone make me feel like a woman"

  A man stands up and takes off his shirt and says to the lady "Here, iron this"

  
  

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