DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE

MandK9 · May 2011

I am, for once in my Knot life, drunk and knotting. And there's not a nighttime thread to chat in. COME ON.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

I AM HERE HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?

MandK9 · May 2011

Kim! My lover!

It's pretty pathetic. I haven't had alcohol in a while, and I've had maybe 3 glasses of riesling. I'm to the point where I'm using inappropriate vocabulary. This is NO GOOD.

crash2729 · May 2011

I'm here, but not for long.
I promised my study buddy I would get to school early to study..and I def must since I bailed today..I just couldn't bring myself to get out of my slumber...

kimheartsscott · May 2011

Inappropriate vocabulary is always good.

MandK9 · May 2011

I am in my interim period, in which I have nothing to study for. I am desperately clinging to school, because I am totally not ready to grow up yet. I want class to start up again.

MandK9 · May 2011

Cousin's bachelorette party is tomorrow night. I was nervous, but now I realize I just need to get her wasted, and all will be well.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

Scott is graduating in a week (I feel like I have mentioned that a million times here and I'm starting to annoy myself) and he is struggling with being an adult. He's also having major MY FRIENDS WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE moments.

MandK9 · May 2011

How old is Scott? I think I want to empathize with him.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

21. He loves class and going to school, so he is panicking a bit haha.

cdavislynn · May 2011

I'm here drinking my usual glass of red for the night. I'm making muffins for a stupid meeting I have to facilitate tomorrow. I will be getting drunk after that meeting. So, waiting for the oven timer to go off so I can put in the next batch of muffins.

OP have you ever tried "Clean Slate" reisling. It's SO good...so amazing. Reisling is some good sh*t.

MandK9 · May 2011

Boo. I graduated undergrad when I was 21. Now I'm in my damn masters program and I want to be a child again. I totally forgot you were a baby.

crash2729 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:c2dae968-d470-48dc-812f-781b88d93fc6">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]Scott is graduating in a week (I feel like I have mentioned that a million times here and I'm starting to annoy myself) and he is struggling with being an adult. He's also having major<strong> MY FRIENDS WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE moments.
</strong>Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

If thier good friends they'll come around.

Hopefully it's just finals time...my friends usually drop off the map during finals/midterms times...

MandK9 · May 2011

cdavis, I am drinking something called Chateau St. Michelle. I usually drink just beer, so this is kicking my ass. But it is so tasty!

Any tips for throwing awesome bachelorette parties, ladies? I have never been to one. Not once.

crash2729 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:d965c27d-8ae6-4f87-a646-d61911f6fee1">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]cdavis, I am drinking something called Chateau St. Michelle. I usually drink just beer, so this is kicking my ass. But it is so tasty! <strong>Any tips for throwing awesome bachelorette parties, ladies?</strong> I have never been to one. Not once.
Posted by MandK9[/QUOTE]

Make sure everything is shaped like a diick.
Idk, I 've never been to one either.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

I am a baby! A teeny tiny pear-shaped baby.

Crash, his friends do talk to him, he's just worried that not seeing them everyday will kill their friendships. For someone with so many friends he is weirdly paranoid about not having friends.

cdavislynn · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:d965c27d-8ae6-4f87-a646-d61911f6fee1">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]cdavis, I am drinking something called Chateau St. Michelle. I usually drink just beer, so this is kicking my ass. But it is so tasty! Any tips for throwing awesome bachelorette parties, ladies? I have never been to one. Not once.
Posted by MandK9[/QUOTE]

Oh, I was wondering why you were sounding a bit worried about the impending bach party. Was going to ask.

Well, I have been to quite a few and am trying to think of good ideas...some of my friends said: "no penises!" So, we didn't have all the stupid penis shiit, however, we couldn't let her get away without something once she made a big deal of it. We bought a cake at an "erotic bakery" in Seattle and gave it to her. The penis was erect coming right out the middle of the cake. It was made of fondant. It was awful. We got some great pictures of her face though when we gave it to her!

Is it an evening one that will entail drinking? Do you want to have games? Or just hang out with each other? I have been to ones at wine bars that were fun and classy.

MandK9 · May 2011

No peeeenises. Peni?

I want to get her wasted. That's really my only objective. I'm probably a horrible MOH.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

Tips for bachelorette parties: Don't make the bride pay for things. Don't yell at the bride when she didn't bring enough cash. Don't sit there and bitch about how bored you are or how your ex is texting you.

That about covers it from my experience.

MandK9 · May 2011

We'll be barhopping. I want to do something game-like, but can't think of much. The best I've got is having all the girls come up with 5 "dare" items (nothing too rauncy) for her to do, and then if she doesn't do them, there's some sort of punishment. Like maybe making her do a shot.

MandK9 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:0c1c0573-474c-4c0d-a4a7-6019a80cdf63">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]Tips for bachelorette parties: Don't make the bride pay for things. Don't yell at the bride when she didn't bring enough cash. Don't sit there and bitch about how bored you are or how your ex is texting you. That about covers it from my experience.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

Did these things happen to you at your b-party? What the eff?

kimheartsscott · May 2011

Yep. My MOH was a classy broad.

I like your dare idea! I also like the idea of everyone wearing colorful wigs like The 40 Year Old Virgin. "We're wigging ooouttt!!!!"

reils · May 2011

I have only been to one bachelorette party. I think we played some games before we went to the bar and then we drank a lot.

MandK9 · May 2011

She's a Sex and the City fan. I'm going to have her take a cab everywhere, and drink everything in a martini glass. I also bought her a tutu, and a necklace with her name on it.

And yes, we'll be getting her quite wasted.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

Okay, that sounds awesome. There is nothing for you to worry about!

MandK9 · May 2011

Kim, what a ho. I hope I am a better MOH than that.

I love wigs. I wish I had some.

cdavislynn · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:8bed919f-57c6-4e71-bc55-b36539de4e8a">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]She's a Sex and the City fan. I'm going to have her take a cab everywhere, and drink everything in a martini glass. I also bought her a tutu, and a necklace with her name on it. And yes, we'll be getting her quite wasted. :D
Posted by MandK9[/QUOTE]

Then you shall succeed! The getting her wasted objective is always a good one.:) I don't know, I'd google "bachelorette party games."

Is it peni? That wasn't covered on the spelling post earlier.

MandK9 · May 2011

That was in response to your previous post, not the one right above this one. Just so there's no confusion... haha.

cdavislynn · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:0c1c0573-474c-4c0d-a4a7-6019a80cdf63">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]Tips for bachelorette parties: Don't make the bride pay for things. Don't yell at the bride when she didn't bring enough cash. Don't sit there and bitch about how bored you are or how your ex is texting you. That about covers it from my experience.
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

Uhh, that sucks! Are you still friends? Yeah, do buy everything for the bride that night. We always did that in my circle of friends.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

I have a wig a lot like this disembodied head is modeling:

It's so itchy but it's awesome.

kimheartsscott · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_dangit-people?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:3834a106-4e04-4ce1-80fe-ef76e82ff162Post:d136dcfb-e6be-4ec6-a184-4eebb1364f3b">Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: DANGIT WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE : Uhh, that sucks! Are you still friends? Yeah, do buy everything for the bride that night. We always did that in my circle of friends.
Posted by cdavislynn[/QUOTE]

<div>No, but not over the party. There are about a million other reasons to not be friends with her. :)</div>

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