In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:8e6e02bc-a876-43ab-bcae-76c433509ac5">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Aaaaaand? Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
It's generational.
When my mom was little, my grandma would point to heavy women and say, "Look at that fat lady. She eats doughnuts." So my mom developed a pretty snotty attitude about food.
I definitely don't look at people and imagine them eating doughnuts, but I just can't eat doughnuts. They taste disgusting. I think about them being made and seriously, I could vom. There is no point to a doughnut.
And I realize how ridiculous I sound because I have no problems eating cake, pie, chocolate or cookies or whatever. But really, put a doughnut in front of me and I will gag.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:55609ae6-ad21-4486-b6d0-6487041a5921">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : If it was only that easy. He doesn't enjoy those. "It's too rough. It's like sandpaper. My diick looks like I was humping the carpet because of the friction burns." Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
Looks like you lucked out with this guy. Otherwise you would be looking more like this:
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In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:58e0ef7f-7346-4a43-b107-57037709f200">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Dude. This is what lube was invented for. Well, not only this. But things LIKE this. Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE] Even with the lube, he whines. I think it's just his way of getting a mouth hug in the end.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:f176fc03-466d-476f-b6c1-dc5d32c44d69">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Even with the lube, he whines. I think it's just his way of getting a mouth hug in the end. Posted by maratea[/QUOTE] It's a genius tactic, really.
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
Dot- dont confuse it. I love cops. I love any guy in a uniform. We get lots of military where I work, and I turn into a giggly little girl when they come in uniform.
Oh I mean... yeah. Cops. I hate doughnuts because of cops. And because their texture is vomitous.
Guys I just heard the story I did earlier today on the Romney stop on network - I am SO exited. I haven't filed a national story in a few years and the last time I did I never got to hear it. It's cool to think people across the country heard my story.
One of our instructors is a cop and he just got promoted to sergeant recently, so we had a party for him today. He came from duty, so he was still in uniform. Holy hell. My coworker and I could barely contain ourselves.
Girlie FTW! AATB I can just picture seeing you on the news and flipping out like "That's AATB! I KNOW HER!" and my H going "Who the F is AATB and wtf are you talking about, spaz?"
A couple of years ago, we had a Lt. Col (Air Force) that I dealt with pretty often at work and he was always in uniform and the man was gorgeous. At an after-party he showed up in civilian clothes and when I ran into him at the bar I said "Wow Colonel Lastname, I've never seen you in clothes before." Yeah, I didn't catch that I had left out civilian but he sure did. Oops.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:f584a737-6ce3-4624-9a5f-3f76e9596176">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]Oh I mean... yeah. Cops. I hate doughnuts because of cops. And because their texture is vomitous. Guys I just heard the story I did earlier today on the Romney stop on network - I am SO exited. I haven't filed a national story in a few years and the last time I did I never got to hear it. It's cool to think people across the country heard my story. Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE] Different donuts have different textures though.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:02a350f5-bed1-4de5-b773-68af3dd43838">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : You can think they are douche bags and still enjoy the view though right? And if not firefighters are a close second. Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE] Nope. Totally turned off by it now. Maybe that will lessen with time but at the moment I'm repulsed. (I realize that these generalizations are unfair. Anyone who has issues with it can suck it.)<div> </div><div>But maybe the firefighters...</div>
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
There's a fire station around the corner from my house. Often, we'll drive or walk by while they're washing the trucks. H thinks trucks are awesome, so he usually stands there blathering about their engines or ladders or water capacity or something.
I think inappropriate thoughts about the firemen. In the summer, they sometimes do it shirtless.
The firefighters here do a big fundraiser for.... something. The big fire station was by our old apartment, and they used to hang out on all the corners in uniform (minus shirts) collecting donations.
Yes, for real. Those were the best commutes home ever.
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:146b193a-52d1-4b35-9049-c33a66cc845f">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Different donuts have different textures though. Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_im-lurking-on-tn?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:d8a6cd64-37a0-4e8a-b7ee-84c528373628Post:fa9b8e90-55dd-4c9c-a07c-6f46c0e423ca">Re: I'm lurking on TN.</a>: [QUOTE]Dot, reason #1 for not leaving an open casket with a body in your house for days. Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE] An out of control libido?<div> </div><div>I clearly missed something here</div>
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
Dot - something fucked up, and then I have to leave work before I die of exhaustion, but my great-grandma told me once about a relative of hers YEARS ago who died. They had a funeral for the woman, yada yada, she was buried. A couple months later the family regretted burying her with all her jewelry, so they had her exhumed. She hadn't been dead. Well, she was dead THEN, but she wasn't all the way dead when they buried her. She'd clawed her way through parts of the lining of the casket and pulled a bunch of her hair out.
Nice huh? Back before they embalmed people. *shudder*
Re: I'm lurking on TN.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Aaaaaand?
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
It's generational.
When my mom was little, my grandma would point to heavy women and say, "Look at that fat lady. She eats doughnuts." So my mom developed a pretty snotty attitude about food.
I definitely don't look at people and imagine them eating doughnuts, but I just can't eat doughnuts. They taste disgusting. I think about them being made and seriously, I could vom. There is no point to a doughnut.
And I realize how ridiculous I sound because I have no problems eating cake, pie, chocolate or cookies or whatever. But really, put a doughnut in front of me and I will gag.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : If it was only that easy. He doesn't enjoy those. "It's too rough. It's like sandpaper. My diick looks like I was humping the carpet because of the friction burns."
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
Looks like you lucked out with this guy. Otherwise you would be looking more like this:
<a href="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/14/14/5e8b7eb3-19e2-49c5-ae17-0972d964f521.large.jpg" title="Click to view a larger photo" class="PhotoLink"> <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/images/store/14/14/5e8b7eb3-19e2-49c5-ae17-0972d964f521.medium.jpg" alt="" /></a>
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Dude. This is what lube was invented for. Well, not only this. But things LIKE this.
Posted by Smash Adams[/QUOTE]
Even with the lube, he whines. I think it's just his way of getting a mouth hug in the end.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Even with the lube, he whines. I think it's just his way of getting a mouth hug in the end.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]
It's a genius tactic, really.
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Guys I just heard the story I did earlier today on the Romney stop on network - I am SO exited. I haven't filed a national story in a few years and the last time I did I never got to hear it. It's cool to think people across the country heard my story.
BTW, I think your sig should read "Donuts. The only other thing I'll open my mouth this wide for.".
One of our instructors is a cop and he just got promoted to sergeant recently, so we had a party for him today. He came from duty, so he was still in uniform. Holy hell. My coworker and I could barely contain ourselves.
Girlie FTW!
AATB I can just picture seeing you on the news and flipping out like "That's AATB! I KNOW HER!" and my H going "Who the F is AATB and wtf are you talking about, spaz?"
Bio, now with married pics...
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]Oh I mean... yeah. Cops. I hate doughnuts because of cops. And because their texture is vomitous. Guys I just heard the story I did earlier today on the Romney stop on network - I am SO exited. I haven't filed a national story in a few years and the last time I did I never got to hear it. It's cool to think people across the country heard my story.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]
Different donuts have different textures though.
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : You can think they are douche bags and still enjoy the view though right? And if not firefighters are a close second.
Posted by Dot Dash[/QUOTE]
Nope. Totally turned off by it now. Maybe that will lessen with time but at the moment I'm repulsed. (I realize that these generalizations are unfair. Anyone who has issues with it can suck it.)<div>
</div><div>But maybe the firefighters...</div>
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: I'm lurking on TN. : Different donuts have different textures though.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
AND THEY'RE ALL GROSS
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
[QUOTE]Dot, reason #1 for not leaving an open casket with a body in your house for days.
Posted by Girlie1030[/QUOTE]
An out of control libido?<div>
</div><div>I clearly missed something here</div>
"Smash's balls are the biggest balls of them all." -AATB
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Nice huh? Back before they embalmed people. *shudder*
Ah-ite, peace out hoes
Do you use their femurs as toothpicks Blue?