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Wasted?

Are you planning to get wasted tonight? Loaded, Trashed, Blotto, etc etc.

If so, what are you drinking? Extra points if you follow up with your funniest drinking story/funniest or best new years story.
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Re: Wasted?

  • I'll probably get a little buzzed on prosecco and maybe some red wine. We're just staying in so no biggie if I drink too much.

    I've got a lot of drunk stories.  Let me think of a good one...
  • I am going to drink a six pack of mich ultra but that's it. I can't deal with hangovers much anymore.I am going to be around a bunch of fools so I want to be a little sober so that I can watch them act crazy.
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  • Im planning to drink a lot, were having a big dinner though so I shouldnt get too drunk too quickly. Vodka & water with lime for me. My brother bought me a bottle of high quality vodka for christmas, and I cant decide if I want to crack it open or not, Ive already got an open bottle of vodka in the freezer.
  • Not planning on getting wasted - I hate when the room starts spinning.  Definitely planning on getting a little more than buzzed.  Sauza Conmerativo is on tap tonight. 
  • Mmmm what kind of vodka? Stoli's is myfavorite.
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  • It's a rare occasion that I'm totally wasted anymore. I hate feeling like shiit the next day.

    Favorite drinking story involves my brother, a corn field, a road trip to aurora nebraska, and a gay man.
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  • I'll get tipsy, but I doubt I'll get totally wasted.  H is working until 11:30, so I'm going to have a ham and mashed potatoes waiting for him when he gets home.  We'll eat a big dinner and watch movies and drink together.
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  • Probably not wasted, I really don't like being drunk. But I have a very thin line between happily buzzed and headed downhill.

    Uh, I once changed clothes with a friend in a parking lot to get into a bar. We'd been told I couldn't go in because I was stupid and walked up to the door with a beer. So we changed in the parking lot and then the bouncers let us walk in. We thought we were so sneaky. But they were waiting for us outside the ladies room and politely told us to leave. What I found funny is that when we were changing (we both wore dresses that night), a couple walked by and the girl said "nice, girls." And in my head, I thought "sweet, she thinks our idea to switch clothes is BRILLIANT."
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  • I love Absolut.  In a pinch, we'll do Skyy.  When we have a little cash burning in our pocket we'll upgrade to Grey Goose or Ketel One. 
  • Not sure yet.    DH is working until midnight, all my friends are also working or going to Foxy's in JostVanDyke (I do not have feel like dealing with the 12 foot seas to get there.)

    So I'm thinking about opening the bottle of champagne in the refridge.  If I do, they I will be wasted because I do not know how not to finish an open bottle (DH does not drink the stuff)

    Most of my NYE have been low key (mostly having to work).   I have had a few cool NYEs in Hawaii, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Ireland, JVD.






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  • Grey Goose and Ketel One are the only vodkas that don't give me a migraine.  Good choices Cacoffer ;)
  • I'll have a Mike's or 2, but that's it. DH stocked up on Miller Light.

    Funniest drinking story? I got really drunk at my bachelorette party and danced on stage to "Baby Got Back." 1) I never drink anymore and 2) I never dance in public, so that was a first for me and it made for some funny pictures!
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  • Russian Standard Plantinum is a VERY good vodka.  Very smooth.  If you like Ketel One and Grey Goose, you would probably like it too.
  • I really wish I'd been there to see GG drunk.

    The worst I ever got drunk I fell down some stairs, puked on my friend's shoes, had to get picked up downtown by my b/f at the time (like he had to literally pick me up).  The next day was even worse though because I had a mediation I had to go to.  I woke up naked with no idea how I got home and couldn't stand up long enough to take a shower so I showed up reeking of booze.  Thankfully, my supervising attorney only gave me the side eye and I didn't screw anything up. 

    I may have also made out with my moot court coach at some point that night but I don't remember that part and there are no pics so I choose not to believe it.
  • After the margies, Cape Cods are my go-to's.  gg, I really would have love to see that!

    My drunk story involves, falling down drunk in a stranger's bathroom (while said stranger was peeing - IN THE SHOWER), vomiting in some guy's car and babbling incessantly about a Bobby Brown sighting.  The saddest part?  I was only drinking wine coolers (this was back in the day) and a couple of beers. 
  • I'm actually not planning on drinking too much tonight. It's not fair to Mark, who isn't drinking at all these days.

    But, 2 years ago on New Years I was drinking Cherry Paralyzers, and we were at a Community Club social/dance. Mark's awesome extended family is usually the ones to put it on, and we always help out a little, and whatnot. I was trashed. Dancing, having a fabulous time, until i missed last call. I ended up paying $15 for a drink and offering Mark's 2nd a flash...which didn't happen. I was so drunk I couldn't drink the $15 drink. Mark drove that night and on the way to a friend's afterparty, the roads were bumpy and I didn't want to spill my drink, so I asked Mark very nicely to drive nicer because I didn't want to spill the drink. At 7 am the next morning, the drink was still there. Funnier if you were there...
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  • Sorry I was making dinner, I sorely misjudged how long the steaks would take so the timing is all screwed. Im an idiot sometimes.

    Its finlandia, he claims its really good, ive never had it before but I love the bottle!!

    I love some of these stories.
  • Julez/Capri - Apparently it was really funny and my friends got a kick out of it. I barely remember it!


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    Dancing with myself.

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  • DH and I are going out to our local pub for dinner and ringing in the new year.  This will be rather low key.

    My most amusing New Years was when I spent it in NYC with friends.  I was VERY drunk at a friend of a friend's apartment and made some rather intoxicated phone calls to DH and we weren't even dating at the time.

    The were four of us there (two guys and MOH and me) and I wouldn't shut up talking to the cab driver who brought us from Chelsea to Astoria.  I found out AFTER the fact that while I was being the obnoxious drunk, the two guys were breathing heavily in the back seat trying not to puke.


  • Probably not.  We're going to dinner and coming home.  I wouldn't be surprised if I was in bed by 10.
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  • I've never been drunk before and probably won't change that tonight. We're drinking, but just margaritas and the boys are having beers.

    So sorry! No funn drunk stories about me :(
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  • Classic, gg.  Love it!
  • Oh...and drunk stories.  Let's see.  One night after a street dance, I almost got my ass kicked by a girl who thought I was being a little too friendly with her ex (in all fairness we were being rather "friendly" but I didn't even know her...), I offered my beer to a cop who tried to bust me for being underage, I danced on a table, I layed on the ground wanting to look at the stars and it took two guys to get me up, I threw up in the DD's van (oops), and needed help getting up the stairs and putting my pajamas on.  Didn't remember a single thing the next day when said random girl's ex came to pick me up to take me to get my car, and I almost threw up in his car too. 

    Yup, I got a ton more where that shiit comes from.  I'm glad I left those days behind, I'm kind of embarrassed just typing it out.
  • 2nd bottle of red wine is gone and the champagne is chilling.

    Two favorite drunk stories ( I was a particiant, not the drunk).  One involved a drunk not allowed on the plane and bouncing into airport windows and ended with a seciruty guard and a wheel chair in St. Martin.  The other involved a govt official, a dock and a janitors bucket.
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  • Captain & Coke and champagne at a party tonight with FI after he gets off work.

    Best drunk story involves a card game, two random strange guys, a bathroom, and a strange dorm room that seemingly belonged to no one and everyone.

    Most recent drunk story favorite? I was the DD picking up the drunk, slipped and am now on crutches. Wonderful.
  • Mmm maybe not totally wasted but definitely going to get a little drunk.  We always stay in for New Years with a ton of appetizers and junk so at least we won't have to worry about getting anywhere.  Plus, the weather here kinda sucks.

    I'll be drinking champagne mixed with a little cranberry juice.  The cranberry juice is for no other good reason then when I got buzzed on Christmas and decided very adamently that "it looks more festive this way!'  I suppose thats a partial drunk story itself.


  • I'm drinking champagne.  I'll drink as long as I feel good :D
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  • I got spew in H's eye once. It's a long story. 

     

    And I am now slightly hungover, thank you NYE

     

  • Im curious what a drunk thesun is like, I assume very polite and articulate but incredibly hilarious!
  • Not trashed, but we are walking to a party and we'll be with friends who like to drink. A lot.

    Weirdest NYE - stayed and watched fireworks on the parking garage at my place of employment (I had several friends who got off work at 11:45). Guy I had a crush on used my cell phone to call his ex girlfriend (yeah, should have known). Went out for a drink. Get invited to a party. Showed up at said party. The house ends up being absolutely gorgeous. We walk by the kitchen... and Leonard Maltin is cleaning up beer cans. I guess this friend who invited us to the party was friends with his daughter from acting school and had no clue who Leonard Maltin was. He had a ton of signed stuff framed on his walls.* Then we went to IHOP, which was insanely crowded at 4am because the bars close at 2 and everyone still wanted to party. The end.


    *Please don't think this post is saying OMG I live in LA and I, like, meet famous people!!!! I'm not bragging, it was more weird than anything else.
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