Ex-MoH

[Deleted User] · June 2010

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[QUOTE]I'm 21. She moved while we were still in HS. I barely got to see her. I would never hurt her at all. I try to avoid violence as much as possible. I lose weight and gain weight, I'm like a yo-yo. I love the way I look. I always thought she looked beautiful. Shes a very tall girl, with curves. But someone called her fat and no matter who much me and some other girls tried to convince her that she wasn't she forced herself to lose the weight.
Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

Is this one of those fancy rich people poems that don't rhyme? I prefer limericks. You got any of those?

SarahPLiz · June 2010

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[QUOTE]Seshat - I consult Urban Dictionary for "Psycho Hose Beast:" A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw. Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon. Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Dammit, Ive been outed. Now no one will ever invite me to a GTG.

deepcovejackie · June 2010

In Response to Re: Ex-MoH:

I try to avoid violence as much as possible.

Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

Well that's a relief. I, however, am constantly getting in to fistfights. : )

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : Dammit, Ive been outed. Now no one will ever invite me to a GTG.
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Lol... sorry, that was copy/pasted and I didn't pay any mind to the name.

I'm sure it's not about you, though. Prolly Sarah Silverman.

michelearmellino · June 2010

fancy rich people what?!
Gawh, idk.
if it were up to me everyone would wear a cute shirt, nice fitting jeans and boots. . i like boots.
but that won't happen. lol.
no dress is worth 600 dollars. my wedding dress was 500.
and no bridesmaid dress is worth over 200 dollars!
O.o; thats just stupid.
we've thought about just paying my cousin to make them.
She does beautiful handy work

maratea · June 2010

For Cew (I didn't write it, but it's still fun)-

There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

OP - just pick the damn dress. If this peach doesn't want to wear it, she doesn't have to show up on your wedding day. Who cares. She's an idiot anyway.

emarston1 · June 2010

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[QUOTE]fancy rich people what?! Gawh, idk. if it were up to me everyone would wear a cute shirt, nice fitting jeans and boots. . i like boots. but that won't happen. lol. no dress is worth 600 dollars. my wedding dress was 500. and no bridesmaid dress is worth over 200 dollars! O.o; thats just stupid. we've thought about just paying my cousin to make them. She does beautiful handy work
Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

I feel like you type literally whatever pops into your head at the moment. There doesn't seem to be any cohesion between any of your thoughts.

Also your ex-MOH is a b!tch. Offer to take her for a nice big cheeseburger and fries. Poor girl is starving.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : Why is she Typing Like This?
Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

I think it's
a haiku
fail?

[Deleted User] · June 2010

Oh, Mara. I love you.

maratea · June 2010

Ce
w
I love
you to
o.
Po
op.

michelearmellino · June 2010

shes not in my wedding anymore.
Plus we picked out the dress style.
we had found a dress that was perfect! but didn't come in all the sizes that we needed.

Erin is no longer in my wedding.
she had also said some nasty things about my fiance.
shes met him once, and all he did was joke and laugh with everyone. she hates him for no reason.

deepcovejackie · June 2010

Baby duck hat.

quotequeen · June 2010

Either apologize to her for demoting her and try to mend the friendship, or ignore her.

[Deleted User] · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I feel like you type literally whatever pops into your head at the moment. There doesn't seem to be any cohesion between any of your thoughts. Posted by emarston1[/QUOTE]

I have almost as hard a time reading her posts as FutureMrsTay.

deepcovejackie · June 2010

Mrs. Tay does come to mind, yes.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

Honeslty OP who cares. She's not in the wedding? Whatever then. You're done with her. Ignore her.

Or, toilet paper her yard, saran wrap her car and egg her front door.

But really - ignore her. She's an idiot. She's not your friend. It's all over. I'm sure everyone else think she's an idiot too so they won't pay any mind to what she's saying.

michelearmellino · June 2010

I just blocked her on everything. Facebook, myself, my phone.

her H?

maratea · June 2010

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[QUOTE]Honeslty OP who cares. She's not in the wedding? Whatever then. You're done with her. Ignore her. Or, toilet paper her yard, saran wrap her car and egg her front door. But really - ignore her. She's an idiot. She's not your friend. It's all over. I'm sure everyone else think she's an idiot too so they won't pay any mind to what she's saying.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Better yet, TP the dog. True story- we did that to my cousin's dog. The dog enjoyed the attention.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : Better yet, TP the dog. True story- we did that to my cousin's dog. The dog enjoyed the attention.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

Yes. TP the dog, and fork the yard. That's better.

H = husband, btw

[Deleted User] · June 2010

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[QUOTE]Ce w I love you to o. Po op.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

I'm going to have this embroidered on my guest towels.

emarston1 · June 2010

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[QUOTE]I just blocked her on everything. Facebook, myself, my phone. her H?
Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

Yourself? Huh?

[Deleted User] · June 2010

Can I be your new MOH? I like dresses.

michelearmellino · June 2010

myself. . . opps myspace. . .
my fiance's keyboard is annoying.
its spaced oddly. . . .
TP the dog?
idk if thats just cruel or funny. . .
Well thanks for your help

deepcovejackie · June 2010

emarston-You didn't know you could block people from yourself? It's like the cone of silence. You need to concentrate though.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · June 2010

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[QUOTE]myself. . . opps myspace. . . my fiance's keyboard is annoying. its spaced oddly. . . . TP the dog? idk if thats just cruel or funny. . . Well thanks for your help :D
Posted by michelearmellino[/QUOTE]

It's funny.

emarston1 · June 2010

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[QUOTE]emarston-You didn't know you could block people from yourself? It's like the cone of silence. You need to concentrate though.
Posted by deepcovejackie[/QUOTE]

OH so like in the Office where Dwight shuns and unshuns Andy constantly.

Thanks for the clarification!

michelearmellino · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : Yourself? Huh?
Posted by emarston1[/QUOTE]

:D lol that would be interesting!
meet my new MoH!!! I have noooo clue who she is! But from what I know of her shes awesome!
my girls would strangle me.
i have two maids of honor because my fiance can't decide who his bestie is!
lol.
one is 23 cat and the other is 17 jess.
guess whos more mature! :D

maratea · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : I'm going to have this embroidered on my guest towels.
Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

You could make the o's little piles of shi... no, I'm not going there.

[Deleted User] · June 2010

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Ex-MoH : You could make the o's little piles of shi... no, I'm not going there.
Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

Or tits. That way, we would cover poop and tits with one towel.

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