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I know y'all don't watch, but I'm going to discuss anyway.

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Pregnant in Heels. Sadly, I don't think these women are acting for the camera.

Knocked up #1: She's Catholic and her DH is Jewish, and they both want to raise their daughter in their faith. Now, this is when they lost me. They said that they NEVER discussed it when dating because they weren't practicing and just didn't think about it until she got knocked up /> Say what?

Anyway, the wife is used to getting her way, so she thought this wouldn't be anything different. Dad found his man bits as our girl Cinn says and wasn't having it.

Y'all know in the end mama got her way, but dad got a naming ceremony, so they made nice nice.


Knocked up #2: She never ever never held a baby in her life, and seemed to think that someone else would do all of the day to day baby stuff.

I gave her the side eye at this part. She told her husband that if something was going on with the baby and they needed to take him away that he needed to stay with her and not go with the baby and nurses. Huh. Wouldn't you want your husband to make sure everything was ok with the baby?

I also laughed and laughed when the Baby Whisperer brings the first and probably only black mom we will see on the show over with her baby so the chick can practice. Y'all she's holding the baby like he's a sumo wrester. The baby was only 3 months and so cute.

She starts saying that she just can't hold him because she doesn't have any upper body strength. Hee

In the end she has her baby and changed a few diapers but you know that nanny is working like a Hebrew slave.

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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    edited December 2011

    what.  i may have to start watching this show.

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  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    I think I need to catch up on this show.
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    edited December 2011
    Yes, you need to, so we can discuss.
     
    You know, I thought of you and Mr. Mo because I know you are of different faiths, and was wondering how you guys were going to handle with baby mo. I know y'all discussed before the baby came because you aren't crazy cakes like knocked up #1.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    I've watched bits and parts of a couple episodes.  I saw the one where the lady hired the assistant for her baby party (shower?) and said she'd only call him every 3 hours.  She called him every five minutes.

    Also, he forgot the live entertainment, so they hired this uber-gay guy that had auditioned to be this lady's assistant and his back-up dancer to perform.  They reminded me of a revamped Milli Vanilli.

    Oh and then there was the sex episode where the lady didn't even want to entertain the idea of having sex.  And her neanderthal husband thought she should just get over it, but did nothing to entice her to have sex with him.  I think he told her they didn't have to have sex, she could just give him a blow job.
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    edited December 2011
    Mrs. Conn, Yes. I loved when she said,"But I'm so stuffed already, there isn't anymore room for anything else." Ha.

    I don't know why y'all aren't watching this show.
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  • mrsconn23mrsconn23 member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_wedding-woes_yall-dont-watch-but-im-going-discuss-anyway?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:47Discussion:20cca351-c476-4a34-9a52-83c1dfbe0132Post:cca5af8e-be4f-4532-af64-526e3f300ae2">Re: I know y'all don't watch, but I'm going to discuss anyway.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Mrs. Conn, Yes. I loved when she said,"But I'm so stuffed already, there isn't anymore room for anything else."
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    I know, LOL.  It made you wonder about how well endowed he is. 

    She was really cute.  She said something about gaining 60lbs and I was thinking "Where?"  She didn't look like she'd gained that much.
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  • MinMMinM
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    edited December 2011
    H said he wanted to send a pipe bomb to this show.
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    edited December 2011
    Min, it is bad, but I'm amazed that women are so dumb.
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  • MinMMinM
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    edited December 2011
    I have a skewed perspective, because the youngest MinM sister was born when I was 11, so I know all about birthing and rearing babies. It seems odd to me that someone wouldn't know how to do all of that. Although, I wouldn't know how to assemble a pump.
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  • hmonkeyhmonkey member
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    nola, you know we did.  you know we don't do anything without at least three days of dicussion.
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  • dharmabunnydharmabunny member
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    edited December 2011
    I totally need to hit the hulu these days.
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  • Meg1979Meg1979
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    edited December 2011
    Not that this is a big deal or anything, but what's with Rosie Pope's speech?  Is she deaf?  I was just wondering if anyone knew.
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  • NOLABridesmaidNOLABridesmaid member
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    Meg, so true. I blamed it on her being British, but at least she has nice teeth.
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  • Meg1979Meg1979
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    edited December 2011
    I mean, if she's deaf that might explain it, but it just seemed kind of weird to me.

    ETA: Not that deaf people are weird, but she just really speaks strangely.
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