So Saturday my Aunt and her two children (one MOH, one GM) came over to help my mom and I assemble programs and I love them even more than I did before.
Well I designed/printed the programs myself but in order to save as much paper as possible, I had to make copies of each page of the program and tape them as straight as humanly possible onto another piece of paper and then make 250 copies of each of those pages (which had two program pages each on them).
We borrowed one of those big cutters from church and I have a liltle one for my scrapbooking stuff we used. Since the pages weren't perfectly straight and the outlines of the program pages didn't come out 100%, it was a little difficult sometimes. Especially the pages with the ceremony order since the words were right up against the edge of the page.
My aunt had pretty much mastered cutting those pages with the big slicer but she got slightly off on one page of the ceremony order and cut off the first letter of every line. We now had "eating of the grandparent" and "eating of the parents".
The GM cousin shouted out "ZOMBIE WEDDING", my brother said the WP were the ones doing the eating and my GM cousin also announced that if any of us turned into zombies, he'd kill us. It was hilarious.
Anyone else have any funny stories to share? That one was super long, gosh I need to learn how to condense.