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Things that need a facepunch...

Oversized, sloppy, cartoon character shirts (Tweety, Pooh, etc) on grown ass people. Facepunch.


People who think wedding favors are pretty much the most important thing on their list and brag/agonize/talk about them the whole planning process. Facepunch.


Women who walk side by side on the street (back road but still) with their double strollers and dogs and barely bat an eye when cars are inching around them, or worse, flying by them. Facepunch.

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_things-need-facepunch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:82822c4e-cb23-49a3-88f8-d5c2ccc1f257Post:fff3be71-6e50-4b20-b372-171d34b4194a">Things that need a facepunch...</a>:
    [QUOTE]Oversized, sloppy, cartoon character shirts (Tweety, Pooh, etc) on grown ass people. Facepunch. People who think wedding favors are pretty much the most important thing on their list and brag/agonize/talk about them the whole planning process. Facepunch. <strong>Women who walk side by side on the street (back road but still) with their double strollers and dogs and barely bat an eye when cars are inching around them, or worse, flying by them. Facepunch.
    </strong>Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    This. This happens to me when I have to walk somewhere in the mall. The mothers are side by side, and I'm scaling the wall because they are oblivious to others around them.
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  • College students who still have mommy and daddy call to take care of all of their problems.  facepunch.

    The favors mod for being a ridiculous AW.
  • The jerk who decided to take the day off today (after being at least 2 hours late every other day this week), and is still managing to screw everything up.  How is it possible to screw everything up when you're not even here?
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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  • Fill me in on the favors mod? I got the gist from NQB that she was banned for almost nothing by the mod...


    Oh, and total side note, my boss's daughter just brought me a friendship bracelet she made for me as a present :) total non-facepunch!
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_things-need-facepunch?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:82822c4e-cb23-49a3-88f8-d5c2ccc1f257Post:4a77e09e-0280-4410-b976-cf70fa053e5b">Re: Things that need a facepunch...</a>:
    [QUOTE]The "mommy club" that takes over our local Starbucks each morning. Buy your freaking kid a drink, or bring one. <strong> The milk on the coffee bar is NOT for their sippie cups, it's for people to put in their coffee. </strong> Facepunch!
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]


    Forget the facepunch.  That deserves a cuntpunch. 
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    [QUOTE]The "mommy club" that takes over our local Starbucks each morning. Buy your freaking kid a drink, or bring one.  The milk on the coffee bar is NOT for their sippie cups, it's for people to put in their coffee.  Facepunch!
    Posted by ILoveMilkDuds[/QUOTE]

    <div>I have never seen this one but it would annoy the crap out of me.</div><div>
    </div><div>
    </div><div>The people who use self check out when they have a full cart of groceries.  Especially when its their first time using self-check out and the attendant has to come over ever 30 seconds to help them.  Facepunch</div>
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    My co-worker that I have filled in for, for the past.  three.  weeks.  Facepunch.

    Along with the cartoon t-shirts?  Wolf-baying-at-the-moon t-shirts.  Facepunch.

    Russell Brand.  Facepunch.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]College students who still have mommy and daddy call to take care of all of their problems.  facepunch. <strong>The favors mod for being a ridiculous AW.</strong>
    Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

    what is wrong with this woman? I cringe everytime I see her post anywhere. Most recently she was on the Attire board making a rude comments.
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  • People who are oblivious as to how much space they're taking up while walking in a group and don't make a move at all to let you by.  Facepunch.
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    [QUOTE]The jerk who decided to take the day off today (after being at least 2 hours late every other day this week), and is still managing to screw everything up.  How is it possible to screw everything up when you're not even here?
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Sorry B- It seems since the day I met you you have been having issues with co-workers. I'm not going to find you on a tower with a rifle am I?
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    [QUOTE]Fill me in on the favors mod? I got the gist from NQB that she was banned for almost nothing by the mod... Oh, and total side note, my boss's daughter just brought me a friendship bracelet she made for me as a present :) total non-facepunch!
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    She's a real piece of work Meg. She was here for a bit, and E but here ignorance got her ran off. She had the foot tattoo pic that was driving everyone nuts.
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  • Oh I totally remember her - I think I was pretty insistant she sucked. I just lost track of her smelly foot after it ran off to favors...


    I face punch my co-worker who asked me something and I told her I would email her if she would tell me her address. She has been here THREE months and didn't know her own email address. WTF?
  • Oh, and while we are face punching the mommy club, what is the deal with them all talking and not watching their kids at all? I get it sucks to not have tons of alone time with your friends, but I RARELY see groups of moms caring what their kids do. Facepunch.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : Sorry B- It seems since the day I met you you have been having issues with co-workers. I'm not going to find you on a tower with a rifle am I?
    Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
    You'll be happy to know there are no towers in my area with sufficient cover.

    The upside to working with a bunch of incompetent morons is that it's really teaching me to stand up for myself and whip my massive balls out when needed ;)
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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    [QUOTE]Fill me in on the favors mod? I got the gist from NQB that she was banned for almost nothing by the mod...
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    Lots of posts started disappearing, the mod deleted things and said it was because "you can't be rude to the mod".  She seems to be a bit power-hungry and god forbid anyone disagree with her.  Now there is a claim that her account was hacked but most seem to think it's just a lie trying to excuse her previous behavior.  I've emailed the knot a few times but haven't heard anything.
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    [QUOTE]<strong>Oh, and total side note, my boss's daughter just brought me a friendship bracelet she made for me as a present :) total non-facepunch!
    </strong>Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    That's so sweet, Meaghan.  I love spontaneous gifts and hugs from children. 

    The dumbass on the highway, going 75 mph, with a book open on her steering wheel.  HELLO - this is not the time or place to catch up on your reading.  Facepunch!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : That girl not only deserves a face punch but she also deserves a roundhouse kick in the head and an upper-cut in the box. I remember her telling a poster (who posted about being molested or something) in some board that she's faking and overrracting over the molestation. Who the fuuck says shiit like that? I disliked her since that day.
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]

    I've never even been to the favors board but holy shiit on a shingle, this girl sounds like a complete and utter slore bag.  What is her problem?
    panther
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    [QUOTE]My co-worker that I have filled in for, for the past.  three.  weeks.  Facepunch. Along with the cartoon t-shirts?  <strong>Wolf-baying-at-the-moon t-shirts.</strong>  Facepunch. Russell Brand.  Facepunch.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Or in your truck back window. Or having the rebel flag there. Or having sea turtles there.

    **and yeah, the first time I tried to post this is ended up on WP, facepunch to knot glitches!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : <strong>You'll be happy to know there are no towers in my area with sufficient cover.</strong> The upside to working with a bunch of incompetent morons is that it's really teaching me to stand up for myself and whip my massive balls out when needed ;)
    Posted by betrothed123[/QUOTE]

    Ha!  B, that's classic.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : That's so sweet, Meaghan.  I love spontaneous gifts and hugs from children.  The dumbass on the highway, going 75 mph, with a book open on her steering wheel.  HELLO - this is not the time or place to catch up on your reading.  Facepunch!
    Posted by LesPaul[/QUOTE]

    and she made it in pink because she remember that was my favorite color awwww!

    Book reading is pretty much the scariest thing I have seen on the road. Well, maybe full makeup application is scarier.
  • Ok... I might be making this up, but I swear I heard (read) someone say it was their fi/wife.... like another mod.  Who knows. I feel like this is coming from way back when in my lurking days.

    Anyway though. She's BSC.  A bunch of girls on my local and club board (where I mod) were complaining, so I went to be nosey.  Pretty much every post on the favors board had her response saying "read the sticky" or "that's stupid"  (FYI. She did a donation in lieu of favors, so that shows her mindset.)

    So I called her out on one post where she kept saying "don't be rude to your mod."  Now she's gone back and deleted a ton of threads, or deleted all the posts where she was quoted.  Then she changed her posts to be a lot nicer sounding.

    Then all of a sudden, it looks like her account was hacked.  A lot of the girls are saying she just is making it look like it was hacked.  It's a bag full of crazy over there, that's all I know.
  • You know what I am glad it seems has gotten facepunched out? Those horrible nextel beepy phones. However, bluetooth still creeps me out because it takes me a minute to realize people are not talking to themselves or me.
  • The amount of reading I have to do this weekend.  Facepunch!

    My classes being completely disparate kinds of difficult.  Facepunch!

    School eating my life two weeks in, Facepunch!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : and she made it in pink because she remember that was my favorite color awwww! Book reading is pretty much the scariest thing I have seen on the road. Well, maybe full makeup application is scarier.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Mascara application while driving a car (in motion; not at a stoplight) - I don't get this one.  I can barely put mascara on while standing still in my bathroom.  I would really put my eye out if I tried it in a car.  She can't spare 2 minutes at home, or even in the restroom at work to apply makeup?  Facepunch!
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : Or in your truck back window. Or having the rebel flag there. <strong>Or having sea turtles there</strong>. **and yeah, the first time I tried to post this is ended up on WP, facepunch to knot glitches!
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    Hey! I have a sea turtle in mine, also Live Aloha. I brought them back from Hawaii. And a SC palmetto tree.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things that need a facepunch... : <strong>Or in your truck back window. Or having the rebel flag there. Or having sea turtles there.</strong> **and yeah, the first time I tried to post this is ended up on WP, facepunch to knot glitches!
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I cringe at the all out detailed paintings on the backs of pickup trucks, in general.  And in Nodak there are lots.  I've seen wolves, deer, fricken camouflage whothefuckknowswhatitwas, the ones that are decked out about how they're so much more American than the rest of us douchebags just driving cars.  What the hell?

    Did you ever see that photo of the truck that had the World Trade Center getting hit by planes painted on it?  And below it said something like "This is all the reason I need to hate Islam."  What the HELL.  FACEPUNCH.
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    [QUOTE]<strong>You know what I am glad it seems has gotten facepunched out? Those horrible nextel beepy phones</strong>. However, bluetooth still creeps me out because it takes me a minute to realize people are not talking to themselves or me.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


    We still have them at work... all of our facilities staff use them, and I manage the account. I get to hear the beeping almost every day (especially when activating phones.)  They are fully deserving of a facepunch.
  • Jeggings. Facepunch.

    Incompetent freelancers who think my job is to do their job for them. Double Facepunch.
  • The ultimate face punch belongs to the sniffly guy behind me in my MWF morning class, FACEPUNCH
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    [QUOTE]Ah, old-as$ women wearing Twilight shirts. FACEPUNCH! Women who wear leggings made out of thin material and refuses to cover their ass. FACEPUNCH. Women who wear leggings made out of thin material, a thong underwear and refuses to cover their ass. FACEPUNCH x 10!
    Posted by Champagne Supernova[/QUOTE]
    Can we just say leggings in general deserve a facepunch?
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    And betrothed, I'm disgusted with most of the comments that you have posted. I don't think I've ever read such judgmental comments in my life. I'm so lucky that the girls I speak to on theknot are nothing like you...I would've never come on here for ADVICE if I would've encountered a big a bitch as you. I genuinely feel awful for your children or your future children, and I think it would be irresponsible of YOU not to invest in their future therapy sessions starting now. Because trust me when I tell you honey, they're gonna need it. ~jcaruncho2010
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